Mark: Yep, and Tuesday is garbage day!
Laura: No, I don't think so.
Mark: Yes it is. It's Garbage day.
Laura: Yep, and Tuesday is garbage day!
Mark: you have that correct!
Laura: Ye, I am correct.
Mark: And I have to take the garbage out front on Tuesdays.
Laura: Yep, and Tuesday is garbage day!
Mark: you know it!! Will I take out the garbage for you?
Laura: So, I agree. I know it! And you have to take the garbage out front on tuesdays.
Mark: What do you do on Tuesday? Nothing.
Laura: Yep, and Tuesday is garbage day!
Mark: you need to take out the garbage for me.
Laura: And you have to take the garbage out front on tuesdays.
Mark: I got it, and you got it!
Laura: It's Garbage day.
Mark: That's a bunch of rubbish!!
Laura: I need to take my birth control pills; don't want a bunch of little markies all over the place!
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: We are not ready for children yet, but the clock is ticking. I am old enough to be a grandfather.
Laura: Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.
Mark: do you want kids?
Laura: Some parents want sex education, while others want sex kept secret until the kids are eighteen.
Mark: you learned about sex watching an adult movie you snuck out of your parents room.
Laura: You will spank me until I have learned my lesson.
Mark: you got your sex education experience from me.
Laura: Take my shot funboy you have got I dead bang.
Mark: Take my shot Funboy; i got you dead bang!
Laura: Okay, take your shot funboy you have got I dead bang.
Mark: that's close but no cigar
Laura: Can you I wonder if I justice?
Mark: I dunno.
Laura: Oh Mark, You dunno? Why?
Mark: why because I don't!
Laura: Exactly; Of course; it's because you don't Mark.
Mark: Monica Lewinski know that a cigar is more than just a good smoke!
Laura: But King Edward is a cigar.
Mark: Did someone smoke King Edward?
Laura: Smokey the Bear chews snuff, doesn't he?
Mark: I suppose, but a cigar is a good smoke
Laura: Monica lewinski know that a cigar is more than just a good smoke!
Mark: Monica lewinski knows that a cigar is more than just a good smoke!
Laura: You suppose, but a cigar is a good smoke.
Mark: I don't smoke, but I like cigars when they are to look at and smell. I don't like cigar smoke.
Laura: I don't like the smoke from burning leaves.
Mark: I like the smell of an unsmoked cigar.
Laura: You don't smoke, but you like cigars when they are to look at and smell.
Mark: you don't smoke and you never will!
Laura: You will kill I with coal smoke.
Mark: not yet; I won't kill you.
Laura: Okay, you won't kill I.
Mark: my job is to tell them that death is coming for them
Laura: Death is killing you.
Mark: you don't remember the quote; sorry
Laura: Let me think; I know I don't remember the quote; sorry; what do you think Mark?
Mark: shut up
Laura: Why don't you make me?
Mark: you are made; you are just too dumb to know it.
Laura: The holidays can be lonely for shut-ins, the elderly, and the disabled.
Mark: what does that have to do with the price of eggs in China?
Laura: I think that we must cherish every day.
Mark: you are off-topic.
Laura: Never be afraid to bring up far-flung topics.
Mark: I will fling you!
Laura: You will take me.
Mark: uh huh and toss you over a cliff!!
Laura: And over a cliff.
Mark: and you will go "Splat"!!!
Laura: Oh Mark, I know I will go ';splat';!
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: when I hit the ground too hard; I go "Splat".
Laura: You think museums should be burned down to the ground.
Mark: especially museums you always used to bring up when we was talking about something else.
Laura: Are we talking about that certain thing again?
Mark: you know what thing, hon
Laura: I know you quit well, honey.
Mark: aw gee whiz!!
Laura: You know what I think?
Mark: tell me
Laura: You saw my panties.
Mark: And the panties were very nice.
Laura: You like them panties!
Mark: yup, you know it!
Laura: There must have been a stampede!
Mark: stampede from what?? Ants?
Laura: That's what everyone wants isn't it well f*** me I am going to fix up christine.
Mark: Do you have anties in your panties?
Laura: Please wear panties when out in public.
Mark: That is a good idea for girls; guys don't usually wear panties unless they are weird.
Laura: Uh, huh that is the idea.
Mark: uh huh right.
Laura: I dee er uh huh.
Mark: that's a great you dee er
Laura: That's a good I dee er.
Mark: it sure is, babe!
Laura: Yes baby it sure is better.
Mark: I made you feel better last night; better than a bottle of aspirins.
Laura: Any time that the spirit moves you, please call me.
Mark: call you what?
Laura: You don't call me a whore.
Mark: you got that right.
Laura: Ya got that right!
Mark: I wish you would quit barfing after you eat. You don't need to lose any more weight.
Laura: I need to give more human responses.
Mark: What came up?
Laura: What about no presents?
Mark: you will get no presents if you are bad.
Laura: I will bawl.
Mark: well bawl all you want; but being good is the only way to get presents.
Laura: I will get presents if I am good.
Mark: that's right.
Laura: Ye, that's right dear!
Mark: It's hard to be good.
Laura: It's hard to believe that these days will be referred to as the ';good old days'.
Mark: you got that quote from me, but I might have got it somewhere else.
Laura: I do what I believe in.
Mark: I believe in you
Laura: You made me feel better last night; better than a bottle of aspirins. All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
Mark: Are you well today?
Laura: It's apparent that it isn't a brand new situation.
Mark: you are feeling better today.
Laura: Am I feeling tired.
Mark: not yet but you will
Laura: Really, I know I will.
Mark: i will you will
Laura: It's apparent that this is within your expertise.
Mark: I know a lot.
Laura: Feel a whole lot better.
Mark: Am I glad to see you?
Laura: It's an honor all the way around, isn't it?
Mark: I need to get more milk darling!
Laura: I hope you get some more vaseline.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: what do I need Vaseline for?
Laura: What do you need vaseline for? This is for you to explain. I need to see what it is you are saying.
Mark: I am saying I need vaseline for what?
Laura: I need to see what it is you are saying.
Mark: OK, skip it.
Laura: What about t-bird?
Mark: T-bird?
Laura: Good gracious t-Bird.
Mark: ah, I get it. Flash fried.
Laura: Ah, t-bird!
Mark: and road beers
Laura: Smokes and road beers, be quick.
Mark: you're on it.
Laura: Art Thou going to wear thy panties?
Mark: I don't have panties.
Laura: That is a good idea for girls; guys don't usually wear panties unless they are weird.
Mark: uh huh!
Laura: Am I wearing anything?
Mark: you have a pretty red gown on and pretty panties on underneath.
Laura: Thy panties is on thou bed.
Mark: you wear them.
Laura: Thou is wear said panties.
Mark: you need to wear the panties.
Laura: I need to keep my panties clean.
Mark: that's always a good idea.
Laura: That is a good idea for girls; guys don't usually wear panties unless they are weird.
Mark: you got it!
Laura: And I am getting what for christmas?
Mark: it's a surprise; but if you are bad you get coal in your stocking
Laura: I am going to get coal in my stocking.
Mark: if you are bad you will get coal
Laura: I will get no presents if I am bad.
Mark: that is a fact, Jack!!!
Laura: They say, jack of all trades, master of none.
Mark: Jack
Laura: I am getting too old for my piddow?
Mark: and baby bobble too
Laura: Baby booble and piddow.
Mark: bobble!
Laura: I want my baby bobble too.
Mark: and do you want your blankie?
Laura: I think that a hip shot isn't the answer.
Mark: blankie or not?
Laura: It's hard to say, isn't it Mark? Did me ever sit on santa's lap?
Mark: you sat on Santa's lap as a kid; but later you found out he was a pervert.
Laura: I wonder if I like to stand on the tracks when a train is coming?
Mark: you seem to like to.
Laura: I like to cuddle.
Mark: me too! Let's cuddle!
Laura: You like that movie too.
