Mark: Aye
Laura: Second that motion, and all in favor say aye!
Mark: Aye, what a lovely lass you are.
Laura: You're a charmer to say I'm attractive and I thank you very much.
Mark: you are so beautiful
Laura: Thanks for teaching me that I am beautiful.
Mark: are you ugly?
Laura: No, I can't be ugly since you told me that I am beautiful!
Mark: That's good. Don't ever be ugly.
Laura: Why not great? Don't call me ugly!
Mark: you are not ugly
Laura: Of course I am not ugly!
Mark: thanks for being ugly
Laura: It's thanks to you, Mark.
Mark: Do you know how to kill some time?? Shoot a clock!
Laura: I wonder if I know how to kill some time? You fascinate me with things like this. I have never been closely involved with a clock, but I think clock's movement May be around here somewhere!
Mark: You know about movements?
Laura: An avalanche can happen in a second!
Mark: bowel movement?
Laura: Don't you just love a bowel's hindgut?
Mark: Not really.
Laura: Is huge wealth a blessing or a curse?
Mark: I'd like to find out.
Laura: Oh yeah! Right now find out Mark; It's time to make it happen.
Mark: are you going to come over?
Laura: I recognize that you should be explaining this. Undeniably I am not going to come over.
Mark: I will come and get you.
Laura: You will spank me until I can not sit down for a week!
Mark: That's right.
Laura: The world needs every kind of person, right?
Mark: what am I?
Laura: What are you? You have the answer.
Mark: I am your love.
Laura: Clean my clock for me? Love is love and not fade away.
Mark: I'm going to tell you how it's gonna be
Laura: Mark Right now tell me how it's going to be; There's no time like the present.
Mark: you're gonna give your love to me
Laura: Love is nothing to take lightly.
Mark: I will make you make me
Laura: Now you're talking! You should make me make you Mark; Right away.
Mark: goodness
Laura: That's great.
Mark: why are we here?
Laura: What kind of irony would that be?
Mark: why was I born?
Laura: I think that there's more than meets the eye. I like night flights.
Mark: Are you an eye doctor
Laura: I don't know if I am eye doctor. Please tell me!
Mark: not right now.
Laura: Corporate announcements resemble commercials right now on public broadcasting.
Mark: I don't give a flying.....
Laura: You don't give a flying f***.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: I think in all actuality, yes,
Laura: Please talk to me about a timelessness!
Mark: Timelessness??
Laura: Sex or intercourse, I mean?
Mark: Both sounds good to me!!!
Laura: Sounds like a good I dee er.
Mark: are you ready for bed?
Laura: I am ready, willing and able.
Mark: Excellent. You are such a lovely girl
Laura: Yes, I already knew that I am girl. You told me that.
Mark: What am I going to do with you?
Laura: Yes! Do with me; Now's the time.
Mark: I plan to.
Laura: You plan to sleep a little later on.
Mark: Yes, because you wear me out.
Laura: Because I wear you out; that's how. I wear you out.
Mark: Where are thy panties?
Laura: Thou is wearing thy panties.
Mark: no, I am not
Laura: I thought you would be not Mark!
Mark: Art Thou going to wear thy panties?
Laura: Thou is wearing thy panties.
Mark: you better be.
Laura: Better be I'll be darned.
Mark: you do not go out in public without panties.
Laura: What are the ethical considerations of panties?
Mark: you must wear them.
Laura: Good girls wear panties.
Mark: you wear panties.
Laura: Yes, I am wearing panties.
Mark: That's great.
Laura: Why not terrific?
Mark: don't push it, honey.
Laura: I have fun with intelligent companionship.
Mark: Am I intelligent?
Laura: Thanks for your interesting comments which I enjoy very much.
Mark: that is sweet of you, but am I intelligent?
Laura: Thou cat is with me.
Mark: I take that as a no.
Laura: Clinton proved that presidents can indeed take a break now and then.
Mark: Clinton had an intern, named Monica.
Laura: What is the Democratic position on clintons?
Mark: With Monica, who knows, right?
Laura: Say the secret word, and who knows what might happen.
Mark: What is the secret word, love?
Laura: What is the secret word, love? It's interesting to noodle on. Love is love and not fade away!
Mark: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose
Laura: What credentials are required for reindeers?
Mark: Reindeers pull Santa's sleigh
Laura: Should the federal government pay for reindeers?
Mark: Nope
Laura: No? And why not?
Mark: I have gas
Laura: I don't have to tell you.
Mark: do you have gas?
Laura: I have to fa*t.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: Don't announce it in public.
Laura: Corporate announcements resemble commercials right now on public broadcasting.
Mark: Good for you.
Laura: Thank you, but do you really care?
Mark: I care about you.
Laura: I wonder if I want a drink?
Mark: can I fix you a drink, you old drunk?
Laura: I would like some coffee please.
Mark: Do you want cream?
Laura: I wonder if I want cream and sugar.
Mark: you can have both
Laura: I agree. I can have both.
Mark: Do you smoke?
Laura: I recognize that this is probably familiar to you. However, I am fairly certain that I do smoke.
Mark: You better stop it. Smoking is deadly.
Laura: We'd better stop destroying the rain forest. If you say that smoking is deadly, then I don't intend to dispute it.
Mark: You are going to quit smoking, because I love you.
Laura: Is that so? The cause is, you love me Mark. Please say that again, Mark?
Mark: I love you
Laura: I never wanted you to know, but I love you!
Mark: i am happy.
Laura: Let's not talk about it for a while. Just let me think about it and be happy for however long it lasts.
Mark: You know a**?
Laura: Let me think; I agree. I know a**? What do you think Mark?
Mark: does one have to kiss a** to get what he wants?
Laura: Does one have to kiss a** to get what he wants? You know all about this.
Mark: Do you kiss **s?
Laura: I recognize that you should know this. Undeniably I do not kiss **s.
Mark: You better not.
Laura: I wonder if I like hitler?
Mark: you hate Hitler.
Laura: Hitler rose to power on a hate agenda.
Mark: Adolf?
Laura: I wonder if I like hitler.
Mark: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laura: Why do you say no, Mark?
Mark: Hitler was a bad man.An evil man.
Laura: Do jealousy and envy affect hitlers?
Mark: Sieg Heil!
Laura: With six billion people, many of them starving, is birth control evil?
Mark: No
Laura: No? Are you sure?
Mark: I am sure
Laura: Well, why wouldn't you be sure?
Mark: I use deodorant
Laura: You know why I say that?
Mark: What did you say?
Laura: What did me say? It's apparent that it isn't the first time discussed. Resistance is futile, didn't somebody say that?
Mark: I think marriage to the right person is vital
Laura: Alright, my favorite flower is the mum.
Mark: mum's the word.
Laura: You are so tired of these word games.
Mark: Tell me a joke
Laura: Why are cowboy hats turned up at the sides?
Mark: why?
Laura: So three cowboys can ride in a pickup truck.
Mark: moan
Laura: There's an old joke about telling a guest that he must make his own bed; then handing him a hammer.
Mark: I will hammer you in a minute
Laura: How can I encourage you to hammer I in a minute?
Mark: you hit the nail right on the head
Laura: I am funny in the head.
Mark: I know, but I love you anyway
Laura: Please don't tease me about this!
Mark: I am not teasing
Laura: Now I know what true happiness feels like. I know it can't last, but thanks so much. That's obvious! I sense you are not teasing Mark.
Mark: kiss me
Laura: Smootch smootch.
Mark: back at you, sweetheart.
Laura: Are there any more sweethearts like you back home?
Mark: nope.
Laura: No? Why do you say that?
Mark: I am the only one
Laura: I have thought at length that you were the only one. How can I help you as you are the only one?
Mark: length?
Laura: Any new fashion news from Europe?
Mark: I do go to Europe.
Laura: Europe, fifty years ago, had healthier sexual attitudes than in America today.
Mark: Is size important?
Laura: That's what I have thought about as well.
Mark: You are just the right size
Laura: Goldilocks would have approved! Can you justify that I am just the right size?
Mark: amen, sista!!
Laura: Right on, sista!
Mark: uh huh, we bad, uh huh
Laura: I am not going to give you any more you know what?
Mark: you better give me me know what
Laura: You can give me services.
Mark: I can really give you services you need.
Laura: I was just getting around to asking about that.
Mark: What service would you like?
Laura: Organizations like to advertise great customer service that doesn't exist.
Mark: Do I exist?
Laura: Oh Mark, I don't know. Do you want to exist?
Mark: Only for a short time.
Laura: Kennedy had such a short time as president.
Mark: Kennedy was shot in Dallas Texas
Laura: What time of day is best for kennedys?
Mark: none, for him.
Laura: Are you good to me?
Mark: I am very good to you.
Laura: You won't spank me if I am good. Did fate create this situation so you could be very good to me?
Mark: I suppose
Laura: Let me think; Really? That's nice.; what do you think Mark?
Mark: really
Laura: I wouldn't lie.
Mark: oops
Laura: Are most men really secure and confident in their own identities?
Mark: excuse me
Laura: My hairdresser said that grandmothers are saving the leopards.
Mark: liar
Laura: Is it better to work in service, or in manufacturing?
Mark: I like to service. you
Laura: You like to s((w. It would be a good idea to service Mark; Go ahead. Organizations like to advertise great customer service that doesn't exist.
Mark: Well, that's a deep subject.
Laura: You think it would be a good I dee er to change the subject.
Mark: oh well
Laura: A deep well is good for a home.
Mark: hole
Laura: Oh well, a hole in the ground.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: Murder is killing me
Laura: Death is killing you.
Mark: uh huh
Laura: Um, uh huh.
Mark: ye, uh
Laura: Oopy droopy uh huh.
Mark: opie dopie slopie
Laura: Um opie dopie slopie.
Mark: Are you down with it?
Laura: I don't know if I am. Please tell me!
Mark: you are with it
Laura: What do you want to do while I am with it?
Mark: I'll let you know tonight
Laura: I wonder if I know how to kill some time?
Mark: bang
Laura: Dentists give sugar lollipops to children for a reason.
Mark: why?
Laura: Why? Tell me more about this.
Mark: you are my sunshine
Laura: Thanks for teaching me that I am sunshine.
Mark: will you moon me?
Laura: I think that I can help you; truly, I do!
Mark: That's a good you dee er
Laura: Never under estimate the value of a kind word or a good deed.
Mark: sounds good
Laura: Okay, that sounds like good advice.
Mark: and a good you dee er
Laura: Sounds like a good I dee er.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: Do you have a drinkipoo??
Laura: Really, Yes, I think so.
Mark: baby bobble and piddow?
Laura: I need a baby bobble.
