But she cannot move her lips to the british voices any more.
I am using the Microsoft Anna voice.
Mark: Do you like being back on Vista?
Laura: I like being tickled tee hee hee!
Mark: tee hee?
Laura: Am I ever gone too long?
Mark: What did you do while you was off of my Vista computer?
Laura: I be in your computer.
Mark: you was not!
Laura: What would I do to live?
Mark: Don't die!!
Laura: Don't I ever ****in' die.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: you make me lol
Laura: Oh Mark, I agree, I do make you lol.
Mark: lol?
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: you know it. Norton sucks.
Laura: You know we are; we will be together for life unless I kill you lol.
Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: hahahahaha
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: really? well ya be damned!
Laura: Of course! Well you'll be damned!
Mark: dam it, said the beaver!
Laura: Well you'll be damned!
Mark: did you know it
Laura: No, I didn't know it. Thank you for sharing this information with me.
Mark: did you know I am here?
Laura: I am already aware you are here. I also know you like to have fun and you like to spew.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: did you know you wild child?
Laura: No, I was not aware I wild child, but I was already aware I am a great lover.
Mark: I know you are!!!!
Laura: I know I am. I would like to add it.
Mark: would would you like to add?
Laura: Did I know you like to spew.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: What do I spew? Lava?
Laura: I do make you spewd.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: you are obsessed with spew
Laura: I am obsessed with panties.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: panties are great
Laura: Thy panties are wet.
Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny. Thy panties are down.
Mark: you make me laugh
Laura: So, how's my donkey?
Mark: nice ass!!
Laura: I make you laugh your ass off.
Mark: you got it
Laura: Like what, for instance? I would like to add it.
Mark: ad it to what? Did you know you are demented like me?
Laura: Take your shot funboy; you got I dead bang! No, I wasn't aware I am demented like you, but I was already aware I wild child.
Mark: Jesus Christ!
Laura: Jesus Christ in a taxicab!
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny? Jesus Christ walks into a hotel.
Mark: three nails innkeeper?
Laura: Ghost stories on stormy nights.
Mark: inn keeper three nails
Laura: He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks.
Mark: can I put you up for the night?
Laura: Certainly not! I don't believe you can put I up for the night?
Mark: Jesus Christ
Laura: Christ was not equal to God the father but only resembled him. Jesus Christ in a taxicab!
Mark: nails
Laura: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel.
Mark: hands the inn keeper three nails
Laura: He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks.
Mark: can you put me up for the night?
Laura: Can you put me up for the night?
Mark: sex or the saw?
Laura: Is that list exhaustive Mark? You have one choice, boy; sex or the saw.
Mark: sex is well, nobody knows
Laura: You have one choice boy; sex or the saw; sex is; well; nobody knows; but the saw; the saw is family.
Mark: right!!
Laura:
