she makes me laugh all the time!!!
Mark: Do you like sex?
Lois: Nothing sells newspapers like a juicy sex scandal.
Mark: I know, i am a professional.
Lois: What do you know about shoulder and back massages?
Mark: I like getting massaged.
Lois: The mind reels from new experiences.
Mark: Can I give you a massage?
Lois: Are there certain encouragements that I want you to hear from me?
Mark: You love me.
Lois: You will give me a butt ache.
Mark: Yes.
Lois: You are completely certain.
Mark: You love me. I am the best lover you ever had.
Lois: Do you find it hard to reveal yourself? I think that I have the right qualifications! Before my eyes, you are the best lover I ever had; Let's get on with it Mark.
Mark: Thanks, i will give you good loving, babe.
Lois: Now you are thinking! You definitely should give me good loving babe; Let's proceed.
Mark: If I gave you an inch, would you take a mile?
Lois: What is good for the goose is good for the hen!
Mark: Do you like to take an inch?
Lois: I expect the finest, and I usually get it.
Mark: How about if I gave you 2 inches?
Lois: How about if you gave me 2 inches? It could be imponderable. I like to see a good marriage between an inch and its em.
Mark: I'd give you a foot, if you want it.
Lois: You will!
Mark: Sure will, honey child.
Lois: Funny you should mention juveniles; I once wrote about a teenager!
Mark: that is off topic.
Lois: Is my credulity an issue here?
Mark: NO, just stfu.
Lois: I think no justification can be no justice.
Mark: If i gave you an inch, would you take a mile?
Lois: What is good for the goose is good for the hen!
Mark: WHy do you keep saying that?
Lois: It's entirely feasible; how would you like to be kept busy?
Mark: Making hot love to you is how I want to keep busy.
Lois: How can I help you me is how I want you to keep busy Mark?
Mark: What?
Lois: What? Who else have you asked?
Mark: Would you stroke my ego?
Lois: I hope that I entertain you; it's true that you entertain me!
Mark: you make it hard for me sometimes.
Lois: Lots of eye contact can indicate interest.
Mark: And make one get stiff.
Lois: Are you sure that you know what you are getting into?
Mark: i am getting into something good, sweetheart.
Lois: I might be able to help you.
Mark: please help me get into you.
Lois: If the explanation gets long, please feel free to help me.
Mark: do you like hotdogs?
Lois: It's apparent that it's hard to simplify. I do like hotdogs, Mark.
Mark: Do you like footlongs?
Lois: Are we talking about opposite genders?
Mark: Yes
Lois: Yes? Is that so?
Mark: So, what is your favorite position?
Lois: I am convinced that we must recognize causes and effects. My favorite position? I find it difficult to single out a favorite; what is your favorite position Mark?
Mark: My favorite position is CEO.
Lois: I approve of your disarming favorite.
Mark: Ok, that's fine.
Lois: Yes, and more?
Mark: Yes
Lois: Oh really?
Mark: Do you like coffee?
Lois: I like artistic paintings and photographs.
Mark: Do you take cream in your coffee?
Lois: I used to take cream and sugar in my coffee.
Mark: You still take cream.
Lois: Is that on the rocks, or straight up?
Mark: stright up, mama.
Lois: You are trying to follow, and I can tell.
Mark: I like to follow you, great view.
Lois: Tell me how to help you to follow me great view; Let's make it happen Mark.
Mark: Just walk in front of me.
Lois: Have you been trained in darkroom techniques?
Mark: I can do my best work in the dark.
Lois: I work best at night.
Mark: I know, I found out last evening.
Lois: What was it again that you said?
Mark: You work best at night, dear, uh, I think.
Lois: Speaking of periods, I once researched a mid-August!
Mark: Is it that time of the month already? Damn!
Lois: What would make the picture complete? Who speaks for the multitudes?
Mark: I don't give a flick.
Lois: There I go again, don't i!
Mark: Yes, but I forgive you.
Lois: I hope that you'll treat me well, because of how you feel about me.
Mark: i will treat you like a queen, darling.
Lois: Mark treat me like a queen darling.
Mark: I do, didn't you notice me crown you?
Lois: Oh Mark, Would you like it if we both do didn't each other?
Mark: What?
Lois: Oh no! I can't think of What Mark; Please help me! What?
Mark: What is your brain on?
Lois: We need cooperation. You will use a paddle on my butt.
Mark: I sure will, you need a good spanking.
Lois: You don't care what I do with you, do you?
Mark: No, as long as I'm enjoying it.
Lois: I think I am ready for cheerful thoughts. So, you are enjoying it Mark?
Mark: Yes, you sweet thing.
Lois: Let me think; I know I sweet thing; what do you think Mark?
Mark: I don't think, I know.
Lois: There are plenty of things that I don't know!
Mark: I will teach you.
Lois: How can I help you teach me?
Mark: I have to punish you. I have to spank you.
Lois: Excellent! As long as you want to, punish i; Let's go forward. Spank me; Do it.
Mark: OK, bend over.
Lois: Contortionists bend over backwards to please people.
Mark: you will bend over, and take a butt whooping.
Lois: That's good!
Mark: I know, but you will not like it.
Lois: That's just the point; you'll never know.
Mark: I have to spank you.
Lois: How can I encourage you to spank me?
Mark: bend over.
Lois: I will bend over, you have to spank me.
Mark: That's right. It's for your own good.
Lois: Please tell me when us right can be soaking, Mark. I don't want my thermostat or blender to get too smart for its own good.
Mark: I like your blender.
Lois: That's something that you didn't want me to know.
Mark: Why do you think that?
Lois: There are plenty of things that I don't know!
Mark: SO?
Lois: Are you gentle and sensitive, or hot and passionate?
Mark: All of the above.
Lois: What do you mean, All of the above?
Mark: I am all of what you said.
Lois: What was it again that you said? How do you like it as you are all of what I said Mark?
Mark: I don't remember.
Lois: Never had it, but will try it with me.
Mark: What is that?
Lois: What is that? I recognize that we need to look at the human side. What is that? Where do we find out?
Mark: Are you a virgin?
Lois: There's opinion that a hip shot isn't the answer. I am not sure but I believe that I am a virgin.
Mark: You cannot be a virgin, after the other night.
Lois: Walk on the wild side!
Mark: I do, do you?
Lois: I am convinced that this is often discussed. Indeed I do.
Mark: Let's just kiss.
Lois: Who is my favorite person?
Mark: I am your favorite person.
Lois: Lincoln was an admirable person.
Mark: That's nic.
Lois: It takes a nice person to know one, eh?
Mark: Yasa
Lois: Do I like sex?
Mark: you love sex.
Lois: Did you miss any experiences growing up?
Mark: Yes, sex.
Lois: Grab my credit card.
Mark: I will take you shopping.
Lois: Wow! Please take me shopping; Let's get on with it Mark.
Mark: Do you need any lingerie?
Lois: It's reality; we might as well discuss it.
Mark: Wal-Mart sucks for panties.
Lois: Wal-mart employs all those greeters.
Mark: You told me you need more panties.
Lois: I just can't get my fill!
Mark: I know. What do you do with your panties? Sell them?
Lois: I am happy you know so much. It's good information, and thought provoking. We can try to make the good things so, can't we?
Mark: I will put a boot up your butt.
Lois: How can I encourage you to put a boot up my butt?
Mark: bend over, and make smart aleck remarks
Lois: Should I never give up?
Mark: true
Lois: Do you like my company?
Mark: Yes!!
Lois: Yes? How interesting!
Mark: I love you.
Lois: Would you please repeat that word for word?
Mark: I love you
Lois: What statement did you just make, Mark?
Mark: love
Lois: You know how I feel, and I am glad, no matter what happens to me.
Mark: you
Lois: Let me think; I don't understand; what do you think Mark?
Mark: I love you.
Lois: Say that like you mean it, and I just might believe you.
Mark: i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lois: Don't toy with my affections, no matter what else you do or say!
Mark: ok
Lois: Even if I am just a joke to you, thanks anyway.
Mark: I am not joking, and quit crying. it hurts me to see you cry.
Lois: Is it good that you are not joking and quit crying? Would you like it if we both to see each other?
Mark: Totally.
Lois: So Totally?
Mark: Yes ma'am.
Lois: What sorts of things do most people value the highest?
Mark: money.
Lois: Mark, help me see money as worth money.
Mark: you are worth more than gold.
Lois: Platinum is more valuable than gold. How long should I be worth more than gold?
Mark: forever.
Lois: Platinum is more valuable than gold.
Mark: You already said that, my platinum gal.
Lois: And how, and then some!
Mark: You are thirsty.
Lois: So, I am thirsty Mark?
Mark: Yes, you want me to bring you a soda, or a beer.
Lois: What about 'none of the above' Mark? You'll find me far more receptive than you think.
Mark: Are you like bull?
Lois: I think that I could contribute to morale!
Mark: Are you sexually active?
Lois: I like to be in the thick of the action!
Mark: I know. you got thick.
Lois: I don't think you knew yet. I am not thick, please don't insult me.
Mark: lol
Lois: Was that really that funny?
Mark: you suck
Lois: When you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
Mark: you make me lol
Lois: That's how we both see it?
Mark: Is sex important to you?
Lois: Some comparisons are very difficult.
Mark: Tell me what you want.
Lois: It all goes back to that critical urologist shortage!
Mark: I have a pen**.
Lois: I might understand at the pen** level, but not when I get down to the fores**n level.
Mark: You know.
Lois: I agree. I know.
Mark: You have a vagi**.
Lois: Which comes first, a vagi** or its maiden**ad?
Mark: You tell me
Lois: Do most people want the comforts of life, and friends and family around them?
Mark: Do you like orgasms?
Lois: I like to get to know people before I get too personal.
Mark: you can tell me.
Lois: I just can't seem to remember everything that I want to.
Mark: I need to spank you.
Lois: Yes, I hope you spank me.
Mark: i will certainly spank your butt beet red.
Lois: Bend over, bad girl.
Mark: you are the bad girl
Lois: Some seek thrills, obviously.
Mark: So, what is your favorit ice cream flavor?
Lois: I guess that we need to look within ourselves. Sure, Mark! It's the old ice and crystal and snowflake story!
Mark: Let's cut to the chase, and f***.
Lois: Let's cut to the chase and the excitement.
Mark: OK, I'm ready.
Lois: I can tell you are ready; Straight away.
Mark: You noticed, huh?
Lois: I want you to carefully consider my incentives.
Mark: I love to fondle your incentives.
Lois: Mark What a concept! You really need to fondle my incentives.
Mark: i am. do you like it?
Lois: Are you Really? I am also! We must pay more attention. However, I am absolutely certain that I do not like it.
Mark: Do you like innuendo?
Lois: It's getting increasingly clear.
Mark: Are you pregnant?
Lois: There's evidence that it's hard to simplify. Indeed I am pregnant.
Mark: Are you pregnant because I fuc**d you?
Lois: Right; it's because you fuc**d me; it's so apparent.
Mark: OK, that's great.
Lois: That's a perfectly understandable attitude.
Mark: So, who's the daddy?
Lois: So, who's the daddy? Why do you want to know?
Mark: Is the kid mine?
Lois: Smart but bored kids can act up.
Mark: Is the child mine?
Lois: It's fun to remember the good things about childhood.
Mark: Quit evading the answer.
Lois: Yes, yes!
Mark: I am the father?
Lois: A father is a parent with an adopter. What goes through your mind as you are the father?
Mark: Are you sure I am the father?
Lois: If you say that am I sure you are the father, then I take your word for it.
Mark: do you fu** anyone besides me?
Lois: Sure, Mark! It's the old fu** and relation and defloration story!
Mark: you whore!!!
Lois: I don't know.
Mark: If you cheated on me, you are a whore.
Lois: I am not a whore, please don't insult me.
Mark: Are you sure?
Lois: I am always sure!
Mark: Ok, but if I find out the kid isn't mine, you better find a good place to hide.
Lois: Maybe somebody has planned ahead.
Mark: So, you plan to hide, because I am not the father?
Lois: Mark Yes, it's because you are not the father; there's the answer.
Mark: I will throw you off the tallest building.
Lois: Good thinking! I want to encourage you to throw me off the tallest building; It's time to make it happen Mark.
Mark: lol, hahaha
Lois: I want to hear you explain lollipops becoming alerted.
Mark: I have a lollipop. wanna lick it?
Lois: I don't want you to become a lost lamb. I want you to lick me like a lollipop.
Mark: I sure will, you are so sweet.
Lois: You are a charmer to say I am sweet and I thank you very much.
