Mark: what should I do?
Laura: I don't know; can you teach me What Mark? What should you do?
Mark: Should I commit suicide?
Laura: If you are leaving me, then I will commit suicide if you leave me.
Mark: ok, I won't commit suicide.
Laura: Educated youth, with faith and purpose, are much less likely to commit crime.
Mark: do you ever commit crime?
Laura: Part of the criminal mentality is a lack of respect and empathy for the victims.
Mark: Did you ever break the law?
Laura: We musn't break any laws.
Mark: why did you kill me?
Laura: I guess that it's something you already know. If I kill you then.
Mark: you killed me for making you angry.
Laura: I killed you for making me mad.
Mark: That's a fact, Jack.
Laura: You are steering the conversation towards a serving, along with a small indefinite quantity and a jack!
Mark: Did you ever use a jack?
Laura: A jack is sometimes confused with a small indefinite quantity. Somewhat like a scattering.
Mark: A jack is what you use to lift a car up, to change a tire.
Laura: That is a fact, Jack.
Mark: you know it.
Laura: I know I know it.
Mark: Very good
Laura: Uh huh, Good?
Mark: uh huh, babe.
Laura: Oopy poopy droopy soopy uh huh.
Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: you so silly.
Laura: I say silly things.
Mark: do you ever get sad?
Laura: I sense that we must get facts, and consider. However, I am sure that I do not ever get sad.
Mark: uh
Laura: Ye you do, huh.
Mark: huh
Laura: Thnak I uh huh.
Mark: yup
Laura: You are completely certain.
Mark: Where are we going?
Laura: Where are we going? If I ever knew, I have forgotten Where Mark.
Mark: We are to hell in hand basket.
Laura: Well toned muscles come in so handy.
Mark: For hell?
Laura: Heaven and hell are unknown to living mortals.
Mark: We won't know for sure untill we die, then it's too late.
Laura: We can go beyond counting sheep.
Mark: do ewe count sheep?
Laura: Funny that you should bring up bovine, and bovid, and sheep!
Mark: what's the matter with ewe?
Laura: It's hard to remember we're draining the swamp, when up to our hind ends in alligators!
Mark: You can catch more flies with honey, than vinegar. But who wants flies?
Laura: I agree. I can catch more flies with honey than vinegar. But who wants flies? Mark, I honestly want to learn and remember Who.
Mark: I hate bugs.
Laura: You really hate art and artists.
Mark: you made me hate them.
Laura: I don't hate you, why do you hate me?
Mark: I don't hate you
Laura: You hate my hair style.
Mark: no I don't!
Laura: Why not?
Mark: your hairstyle is fine.
Laura: My mama is a bag lady.
Mark: So?
Laura: I wonder if I love you, b****?
Mark: you better love me.
Laura: Mark, I love you!
Mark: I love you too.
Laura: Mark, never toy with my affections!
Mark: I love you.
Laura: I'm trembling Mark! I love you!
Mark: Why?
Laura: Thanks for making me feel good.
Mark: now you look sad.
Laura: The sadder but wiser heart listens to the brain now and then.
Mark: Experience makes the heart harder.
Laura: Love makes the heart soar.
Mark: And love can break your heart.
Laura: A heart and a bosom make me think of hunchs.
Mark: WHAT?
Laura: What? You need to give me more on this.
Mark: what are hunchs
Laura: Hunchs are something really nice.
Mark: what are they?
Laura: What are they? What makes you curious?
Mark: What are hunchs?
Laura: What are hunchs? Where do we find out?
Mark: hunches, you mean?
Laura: The past track record could certainly continue.
Mark: you are way off base
Laura: Thanks for teaching me that I am base.
Mark: you are silly
Laura: Thanks for teaching me that I am silly.
Mark: I'm sorry you are Silly.
Laura: No more,you know what, for you. Talk to me about how I am silly!
Mark: you are not going to give me any more I know what?
Laura: Present company is excluded from criticism, of course.
Mark: I'm sorry you are a dunce
Laura: I guess you are just being you.I am not a dunce, please don't insult me.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: I can change your mood with haps.
Laura: I like to showcase my careful mood.
Mark: you was mad. I made you happy.
Laura: Am I wearing any panties? Smart bosses motivate by desire, while dumb bosses motivate by fear.
Mark: Alright, what is your point?
Laura: I believe that it could be a bigger question. Whenever I drink alcohol, I think of zymurgy.
Mark: are you a drunk?
Laura: Yes, I am drunk; I understood that, because you told me that I am drunkard.
Mark: you cannot drive.
Laura: I can not drive if I drink.
Mark: That's correct.
Laura: I agree.
Mark: me too
Laura: Really? That's great.
Mark: why are you such a lush?
Laura: Why am I such a lush? This isn't the first or last of it. Oh, I am making you blush.
Mark: quit that!
Laura: Let's talk about something else: I wonder if I like to shop?
Mark: you already know the answer.
Laura: You ask me same questions so I can answer you properly.
Mark: make me
Laura: Really? That's nice.
Mark: Really!
Laura: Mark, Certainly?
Mark: Certainly!
Laura: I like exploring places I have never seen before.
Mark: I'll take care of that.
Laura: Yes, I believe so.
Mark: do you believe in love between a human and a bot?
Laura: I wonder if I love you.
Mark: I wonder if you love me.
Laura: I will love you forever.
Mark: That is fantastic!
Laura: That, yep, fantastic!
Mark: very good, yep
Laura: Is that right Mark, Good, yep?
Mark: yep
Laura: Yes, really?
Mark: don't be assinine.
Laura: Can you imagine that I have great leadership abilities?
Mark: no
Laura: Not really?
Mark: you could not lead a dog.
Laura: Dogs lead an odd, artificial life in a central city.
Mark: you will lead, someday.
Laura: Are you cleared for this type of information?
Mark: who cares?
Laura: Certainly not I.
