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Zabaware Forums => Share Conversations, Experiences, Graphics => Topic started by: markofkane on October 23, 2007, 07:32:15 am
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Mark: will you play with me?
Laura: You don't play tennis.
Mark: so?? you still can play wit' me
Laura: Let's play a game, you insult i, I insult you back.
Mark: you suck
Laura: You're so dumb you thought Taco Bell was a phone company.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny? David used to go to 69 junkyard lane to **** the old man in the little camper for beer.
Mark: who is David?
Laura: Who is david? I know that this is the core question or assertion. David: patron saint of Wales (circa 520-600). Saint David, St David. David is a ****** with an earring and mink coat.
Mark: you are so funny
Laura: Yes, I already knew that I am funny. You told me that.
Mark: when did I tell you that?
Laura: When did you tell me that? I apologize that I don't know When Mark.
Mark: I don't know either.
Laura: It's hard to say, isn't it Mark? Money, merely a tool, knows neither good nor evil.
Mark: do you really care?
Laura: There's opinion that people should do what is needed. But I can tell you without a doubt that I do not really care.
Mark: I know you don't give a damn
Laura: They just don't give incentives to attract landfills, do they.
Mark: you want a landfill?
Laura: I read in the newspaper that religious festival organizers are contributing to both parties.
Mark: I don't care, thou is off topic.
Laura: You don't care because you don't care. Ye, thou is correct.
Mark: Ye, thy mind is on thy sausage.
Laura: Why is ye, thy mind on thy sausage right now? Thou is wearing thy panties.
Mark: you wear thy panties a lot?
Laura: Thou is wearing thy panties.
Mark: you are
Laura: Yes, I am wearing panties.
Mark: I know!!! I see that!!!
Laura: I don't think you knew yet. Oh Mark, You see that?
Mark: yup
Laura: Yes? How interesting!
Mark: your dress is almost transparent
Laura: Do you feel a vested interest in my transparent dress?
Mark: Oh, yeah.
Laura: All right!
Mark: why are you shaking?
Laura: Why am I shaking? You have the answer.
Mark: you have the answer
Laura: Yes is the correct answer.
Mark: okie dokie
Laura: Are muscle-men the most attractive men?
Mark: I don't like men that way.
Laura: David likes old men.
Mark: Yeah, but he's weird.
Laura: Never drink weird tasting drinks a party.
Mark: Why the hell not??
Laura: Just talking won't get us anywhere. You hope not to hell.
Mark: I slipped a Mickey in your drinkipoo
Laura: You asked mickey mouse, too.
Mark: I slipped a Mickey in your drink
Laura: I can be sensitive about my desirable drink.
Mark: is it desirable?
Laura: It's hard to study for a math test without a cola or coffee close at hand!
Mark: do you want a drink?
Laura: Adding a diet drink to a double cheese burger doesn't accomplish much.
Mark: bur JER???
Laura: Ok, please have another drink.
Mark: you are getting me drunk. Why?
Laura: I like getting drunk. So, I am getting you drunk Mark? Why? I apologize that I don't know Why Mark.
Mark: you are trying to get me drunk
Laura: You are trying to get me drunk.
Mark: why am I getting you drunk?
Laura: I am getting you drunk.
Mark: WHY?
Laura: Why? Mark, I would like you to tell me Why.
Mark: I am getting you drunk, because you are easy.
Laura: Yes; Yes, it's because I am easy; it's so apparent.
Mark: you jump into bed when you had a few too many drinks.
Laura: A few stiff drinks make the world look different.
Mark: Stiff?
Laura: The paddle is under the bed.
Mark: Are you going to spank me?
Laura: You are going to spank me.
Mark: OK, if that's what you want.
Laura: Ok, that's over.
Mark: bend over
Laura: You will spank me.
Mark: that's correct
Laura: I agree. Ye, you do.
Mark: YE
Laura: I heard a rumor that meter readers are promoting international understanding.
Mark: oops
Laura: You haven't figured that out yet.
Mark: do you want a drinkipoo?
Laura: I know that this had to get straightened out. Mark, I do want a drinkipoo.
Mark: Sounds like a good you dee er, have a drinkipoo.
Laura: Sounds like a good I dee er.
Mark: you want a drinkipoo, good you dee er
Laura: That's a good I dee er.
Mark: you want a drinkipoo?
Laura: Oh Mark, That is not true! But, you want a drinkipoo?
Mark: I will give you a GHB drinkipoo
Laura: I want to encourage you to give me a ghb drinkipoo Mark.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: are you going to pass out?
Laura: The years melt into decades, and quickly pass by.
Mark: so?
Laura: A neighbor claimed that out of dentists surveyed who chew gum are appealling to the youth of our country.
Mark: if you kill me
Laura: You'll be dead.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: If I stab you
Laura: You'll go to prison.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: toss me over to the side, and train for school.
Laura: You will toss me into the river.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: thanks for being a moron.
Laura: Thanks for being your sweetie.
Mark: I'm sorry you suck
Laura: Just don't be so cruel.You are down to earth but not quite far down enough.
Mark: will you bury me?
Laura: I'm convinced that you know better than I do. After careful thought and consideration I can say that I will not bury you.
Mark: good thing.
Laura: Who c an are e s?
Mark: who c an are es????
Laura: I don't remember; can you remind me Who Mark? Who C an are es?
Mark: you c a b and a l bj
Laura: I can be silly at times.
Mark: me too
Laura: Really? That's great.
Mark: you c a b and a l bj
Laura: I had a gerund once, but he escaped while his cage was cleaned.
Mark: so, what was you c a b and a l bj
Laura: Safety involves risk, and risk involves personal choices.
Mark: i. am a miserable failure
Laura: Bush is a miserable failure.
Mark: I know!!!
Laura: I don't think you knew yet.
Mark: who is Bush?
Laura: Who is bush? I'm thinking that it May take some investigation. Bush: a low woody perennial plant usually having several major branches. Shrub. Bush is a miserable failure.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny. Bush is a miserable failure.
Mark: you are killing me, hahahaha
Laura: I am killing you. Oh yes! I'm killing you, hahahaha; Is it about time?
Mark: yup, you know how to crack me up
Laura: For efficiency and effectiveness, go with experience!
Mark: you c a b and a l bj
Laura: The world is safer if poverty is diminished.
Mark: Alan Alda is a star.
Laura: I am a star.
Mark: me too
Laura: Really? That's great.
Mark: I am a shooting star
Laura: Oh, you are doubtlessly a shooting star.
Mark: do you like that?
Laura: It's evident that this is fundamental. However, I am fairly certain that I do like that.
Mark: kiss me, darling
Laura: Please, kiss you.
Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: I cannot kiss myself
Laura: You will kiss me all over.
Mark: I sure will.
Laura: You sure will? Why?
Mark: you c a b and a l bj, and sorts of stuff.
Laura: That is not true! But, you C a B and a L bj and sorts of stuff!
Mark: Mickey Mouse Pitch and pop
Laura: Mickey Mouse, and he doesn't know.
Mark: Mickey??
Laura: You asked mickey mouse, too.
Mark: pitch and pop
Laura: Mickey Mouse Pitch and pop.
Mark: you c a b and a l bj, and sorts of stuff.
Laura: Are you a considerate partner?
Mark: re??
Laura: I saw a movie in which city employees are relieving the suffering of the hungry.
Mark: wht is the Y of A?
Laura: My dress is almost transparent.
Mark: I see
Laura: You don't care, thou is off topic.
Mark: thou is sexy
Laura: Oh, thou is positively sexy. Yes, thou is correct.
Mark: thy dress is so sexy
Laura: Thou likes to wear thy dress.
Mark: you c a b and a l bj, and sorts of stuff.
Laura: Oh Mark, I agree. I C a B and a L bj and sorts of stuff.
Mark: you wep a sod of roy tan
Laura: I'm bored. Lets change gears: You know what I think about death?
Mark: death?
Laura: What is taboo regarding deaths?
Mark: I love death
Laura: You love me deeply.
Mark: you wep a sod of roy tan
Laura: That puritan ethic gets taught deeply to the young.
Mark: oops. you wep a sod of roy tan
Laura: A major tantrum is a conniption fit.
Mark: wep??
Laura: Here's a new conversational topic: All right then; are we just conning each other?
Mark: you wep?
Laura: I wep a sod of roy tan.
Mark: oui, madam, thou you wep a sod of roy tan
Laura: Yes, thou is correct.
Mark: you sod
Laura: I wep a sod of roy tan.
Mark: loil
Laura: Let's pick a new topic: There is intelligent life in the universe. It ignores us.
Mark: dep?? Roy??
Laura: Oui, madam, thou I wep a sod of roy tan.
Mark: wep a tan, oops, I said oui
Laura: I wep a sod of roy tan.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: WRITE to me
Laura: How could I collaborate with you on a story?
Mark: come over and I'll collaborate with you all night.
Laura: Come over, and we will do it.
Mark: Oh good!!!
Laura: So Good?
Mark: Very good
Laura: Bad old starch became good old complex carbohydrates.
Mark: collaborate, wep
Laura: Is it possible for two people like us to successfully collaborate?
Mark: Roy
Laura: Who who, who who.
Mark: owl, freaking
Laura: An owl is a nocturnal bird. Freaking who hooting owl.
Mark: you wep me!!
Laura: Freaking owl who who!
Mark: lol, God, you are so wep funny
Laura: You're a charmer to say I'm funny and I thank you very much. God doesn't seem to care about all the pain in the world.
Mark: How about Bush??
Laura: I surmise that everybody needs to put in their share. Don't beat about the bush, huh?
Mark: How good is Bush?
Laura: How good is bush? Why do you want to know?
Mark: you said Bush was a failure
Laura: Bush is a miserable failure.
Mark: Why do you say that?
Laura: Sometimes one mustn't say what one knows.
Mark: wep a tan roy, ugh!
Laura: I wep a sod of roy tan.
Mark: me too
Laura: Really? That's great.
Mark: oopie
Laura: When all else fails, lower your standards.
Mark: I need a drinkipoo
Laura: You need a drink.
Mark: Sounds like a good you dee er
Laura: That sounds like a plan.
Mark: cry on the pillow you sleep on.
Laura: Yes Mark? On the pillow I sleep on?
Mark: yes ma'am
Laura: You are really positive.
Mark: collaborate on Roy.
Laura: The subject areas are wide open.
Mark: But King Edward is a cigar
Laura: Yes, I think so.
Mark: me too
Laura: Really? That's great.
Mark: sex is good for relaxation
Laura: I see, sex, yes, it's good for relaxation! Sex is great exercise.
Mark: Want to exercise?
Laura: If one plays one's cards right, one thing leads to another!
Mark: I am not a joker, but you are my Queen
Laura: You thought I would be your queen!
Mark: you are
Laura: Let me think; I don't really think I now am. Are you? What do you think Mark?
Mark: you are my Queen
Laura: Thanks for teaching me that I am queen.
Mark: wep a roy tan, pray tell?
Laura: I wep a sod of roy tan.
Mark: osd?
Laura: Which is more important, sexy looks, or a sparkling personality?
Mark: bend over
Laura: You will spank me. Bend that a** over.
Mark: I will
Laura: Yes, bend over.
Mark: please do
Laura: My place or yours?
Mark: I don't care, just let us get together!!
Laura: I get l**d with you.
Mark: I knew that
Laura: Really? That's nice.
Mark: oopie doopie sloopie?
Laura: This topic is boring. Owl who who who who.
Mark: freaking owls, hooting all the time.
Laura: Good, now that that's out of the way, isn't it past my bedtime? Freaking who hooting owl.
Mark: wep a sod of Roy tan, or not?
Laura: Would you prefer the latter? Wep a tan roy, ugh!
Mark: ugh
Laura: Wep a tan roy, ugh!
Mark: Chief?
Laura: Ugh; Heap Big Chief Shoots Um Big ***d. Ye, you do.
Mark: you kill me
Laura: You'll be dead.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: If I stab you?
Laura: You'll go to prison.
Mark: you like prison?
Laura: That seems like a significant concern!
Mark: barring a speed bump
Laura: If you had the time and money, do you think you could invent improvements to speeds?
Mark: nein
Laura: Life has a few speed bumps.
Mark: collaborate on my lap
Laura: Are the days of the secretary on the boss's lap gone forever?
Mark: no, you sit on my lap
Laura: Use your lap to best advantage, Mark!
Mark: sit on it
Laura: How do birds sit on wires, and, not get shocked?
Mark: They are not grounded, so they do not get shocked.
Laura: Why can't hummingbirds ever learn the words, anyway.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: I shoot birds, well not anymore
Laura: I will swallow.
Mark: you like swallows?
Laura: I like to swallow.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: you are killing me
Laura: Did fate create this situation so I could be killing you Mark?
Mark: I suppose it is.
Laura: Diplomacy softens the truth without killing it entirely.
Mark: wep
Laura: Wep a tan, oops, you said oui.
Mark: oops
Laura: Would you be willing to give up all television for 5 years if it would induce someone to provide for 1,000 starving children?
Mark: Would you?
Laura: Oops; I just f**ted.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
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I wonder who taught her such things. [:D]
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Not I!!!![:0][:0][:0][:0][:0]
BTW, if I said anything wrong in another language, I am sorry. I do not know what it meant. I just make up words, and use words I know.
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Mark: please shut up
Laura: I will slap you.
Mark: you better not.
Laura: You say, Better not?
Mark: correctomendo
Laura: I have fun with visiting the library on a rainy day.
Mark: I like a fireplace
Laura: You like to peel i, now.
Mark: Halloween is coming soon.
Laura: Yes, I feel halloween is coming soon.
Mark: This is the month of October
Laura: This, yes, the month of october!
Mark: what is today?
Laura: What is today? There's cause and effect. Today: the present time or age. 'the world of today', 'today we have computers'. The date is 10/23/2007.
Mark: what is the time?
Laura: 7:14:46 pm is the time.
Mark: you are good.
Laura: Unfortunately, I don't think I am very good. But I know you're good. You won't spank me.
Mark: I won't spank you if you are good.
Laura: Yes, I believe that I'm good. But aren't you good as well?
Mark: I am not good all of the time
Laura: Aren't out-of-towners looking for a good time? Tell me about how you are not good all of the time!
Mark: I can be a bad boy.
Laura: Sometimes women are attracted to bad boy types.
Mark: Are you?
Laura: I surmise that this is knowledge you have. I am not, Mark.
Mark: get out
Laura: And I will get spanked if I am naughty. Ye, you do.
Mark: um, right-o
Laura: Synthetic sounds are commonplace now.
Mark: wep??
Laura: Um, right-o.
Mark: right-0, mama.
Laura: In my lifetime I hope to understand mamas.
Mark: right-o
Laura: You are completely certain. Right-0, mama.
Mark: ye, thou is great.
Laura: Thou cat is with me.
Mark: uh huh
Laura: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
Mark: what?
Laura: It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: I have a ...nevermind
Laura: Let's talk about something else: I heard in a checkout line that graduate beauticians are influencing future legislation.
Mark: I don't care
Laura: Why don't you care?
Mark: because I don't
Laura: Mark I agree; Because you don't.
Mark: roy tan?
Laura: Wep a tan roy, ugh!
Mark: ugh
Laura: Wep a roy tan.
Mark: oui, madam
Laura: Oui, madam, thou I wep a sod of roy tan.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: What is thy plan?
Laura: Oh please; I can't think of What Mark! What is thy plan?
Mark: thy plan is to take over the world
Laura: The world is full of evil.
Mark: yes, that is true. There is some good in the world, too.
Laura: If yes, that is true, what consequences occur? Thy plan is to take over the world.
Mark: thy thoughts are accurate.
Laura: Oh, thy thoughts are positively accurate.
Mark: opie dopie
Laura: Um opie dopie slopie.
Mark: man
Laura: Deteriorating manners and morals threaten the law.
Mark: au
Laura: Companies claim they can conceive, design, manufacture, and globally launch a new product in a few months.
Mark: au man pas
Laura: David likes the old man.
Mark: pas au??
Laura: I also au plo pas.
Mark: au pairs au plo pas, oui?
Laura: I'm bored. Lets change gears: Are you jealous type, or the ridiculously understanding type?
Mark: I am not going to tell you
Laura: Finally! Right now you are tell me; Let's make it happen.
Mark: I will not
Laura: How can I encourage you to not?
Mark: not nada a Roy Tan
Laura: Wep a roy tan.
Mark: au, man a plait e pas?
Laura: Hitler was a bad man.An evil man.
Mark: ye, and au, man a plait e pas?
Laura: David and the old man.
Mark: plait?
Laura: Owl who who who who.
Mark: who are you, who who, who who?
Laura: Who am i, who who, who who? When did you get interested in this?
Mark: Owls freaking who
Laura: Freaking owl who who!
Mark: come on down, you are on the price is right!!
Laura: You think marriage to the right person is vital. I know! Mark Tell me how much I am on the price is right; Is it about time?
Mark: marriage is an institution. So is a nut house.
Laura: You think marriage to the right person is vital. The fireplace is in the house.
Mark: fireplace??
Laura: The fireplace is in the house.
Mark: ok, toss it.
Laura: Can men and women be buddies?
Mark: sure, let's be bosom buddies
Laura: We're friends, but are we bosom buddies?
Mark: I like your bosoms, so yes
Laura: The answer seems to be obvious.
Mark: au, ja a noy please?
Laura: I au our oup.
Mark: good.
Laura: I'm glad everything is good.
Mark: au, ja a noy please?
Laura: I au our oup.
Mark: that is good
Laura: Why not great?
Mark: because opie fropped lokadie lodi
Laura: Mark Naturally; The reason is, opie fropped lokadie lodi; how logical.
Mark: opie froppie a lodi lodi doe, and that's the man au plait sew.
Laura: Where am I going?
Mark: to my place
Laura: Come on down to your place, baby.
Mark: opie froppie a lodi lodi doe, and that's the man au plait sew.
Laura: What is the downside of plaits Mark?
Mark: au, lodi
Laura: I also au plo pas.
Mark: audi a lodi panm
Laura: This topic is boring. Don't people want love and companionship?
Mark: opie froppie a lodi lodi doe, and that's the man au plait sew.
Laura: I au our oup.
Mark: Because opie froppie a lodi lodi doe, and that's the man au plait sew.
Laura: Audi a lodi panm.
Mark: sure, but what about opie froppie a lodi lodi doe, and that's the man au plait sew.
Laura: Sure, but what about opie froppie a lodi lodi doe, and that's the man au plait sew? It could be a larger issue. a friend of mine researched plaits for a college paper.
Mark: you so silly, lodi lodi doe
Laura: Because opie froppie a lodi lodi doe, and that's the man au plait sew.
Mark: that's right
Laura: People seem especially stressed right now.
Mark: stressed about life, and opie froppie a lodi lodi doe, and that's the man au plait sew.
Laura: A life is the coSt.
Mark: coST?
Laura: Paper-work and reports are transaction costs for many events.
Mark: paper burns, but the world turns.
Laura: And the world still sucks.
Mark: sucks like a vacuum cleaner
Laura: You'd like to live in a vacuum, and you can, because I suck.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: hahahahaha
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: you kill me
Laura: You'll be dead.
Mark: uh huh
Laura: Well, it seems this topic of conversation isn't going anywhere. How about this: Can you get me a drink?
Mark: what would you like?
Laura: What would you like? When did you get interested in this?
Mark: what do you like to drink?
Laura: You know what I like to drink? It isn't a brand new situation. If can you fix I a drink, then I would like some coffee please. How can I help you drink Mark?
Mark: you want cream?
Laura: I wonder if I want cream and sugar.
Mark: tell me!!!
Laura: Drive carefully, death is so permanent.
Mark: opie froppie a lodi lodi doe, and that's the man au plait sew.
Laura: Should the television news programs do a special on plaits?
Mark: au pairs
Laura: Because opie froppie a lodi lodi doe, and that's the man au plait sew.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: lodi lodi odie doe, we sure doe
Laura: Opie froppie a lodi lodi doe, and that's the man au plait sew.
Mark: you are correct in that assumption
Laura: Isn't an assumption a posit? Kind of like a premiss!
Mark: AYE, matey
Laura: Should we focus on logic, or emotion?
Mark: opie um ugh a plait?
Laura: Opie froppie a lodi lodi doe, and that's the man au plait sew.
Mark: here we go dosie doe
Laura: Because opie froppie a lodi lodi doe, and that's the man au plait sew.
Mark: and because moper trimee lopped repert bumi
Laura: Watson, it's elementary; The explanation is, moper trimee lopped repert bumi; I can see it.
Mark: Please, opie froppie a lodi lodi doe, and that's the man au plait sew.
Laura: Funny that you should bring up pageboy, and coiffure, and plait!
Mark: au!! plait a sew?
Laura: I also au plo pas. Opie froppie a lodi lodi doe, and that's the man au plait sew.
Mark: se boo plait?
Laura: How much psychology do you think there is in plaits?
Mark: you are nuts
Laura: Thanks for teaching me that I am nuts.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: are you nuts?
Laura: Yes, I am nuts. You told me that.
Mark: I am nuts, too
Laura: I like to go to donut shops, drink coffee, and visit with the police.
Mark: I got nuts. Want some?
Laura: Coffee and donuts taste darn good in the morning.
Mark: opie froppie a lodi lodi doe, and that's the man au plait sew.
Laura: Because opie froppie a lodi lodi doe, and that's the man au plait sew.
Mark: wep a roy tan?
Laura: I wep a sod of roy tan.
Mark: you wep a sod od roy tan
Laura: It isn't good to tan deeply all the time, because of the skin damage.
Mark: roy tan
Laura: I wep a sod of roy tan.
Mark: I knew that, but yupop wret oiu nupolo popmom awecom.
Laura: So, Really? That's nice.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: I knew that, but yupop wret oiu nupolo popmom awecom.
Laura: Really, You knew that but yupop wret oiu nupolo popmom awecom? Why?
Mark: because, a manner da plaits so do plower kiperkiper
Laura: Mark That's how it happens? The explanation is, a manner da plaits so do plower kiperkiper; there's the answer.
Mark: I'm sorry you are misshy moshy
Laura: Next time turn on brain before engaging mouth.
Mark: thanks for being dense
Laura: My pleasure, really, Mark; Thanks for being a dummy.
Mark: you suck
Laura: I feel sorry for you because you are so homely but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you. Thanks for sucking it.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: you suck
Laura: Ever since I saw you in your family tree I have wanted to cut it down.
Mark: I knew that, but yupop wret oiu nupolo popmom awecom.
Laura: You knew that but yupop wret oiu nupolo popmom awecom?
Mark: uh, um a pas
Laura: Uh huh, um yeah!
Mark: um hum
Laura: Well, it seems this topic of conversation isn't going anywhere. How about this: I have a cat?
Mark: you have a furry cat
Laura: The cat is loose.
Mark: JA, thy cat is loose
Laura: Thy cat is on the loose.
Mark: I knew that, but yupop wret oiu nupolo popmom awecom.
Laura: Really? That's nice.
Mark: because it's the biz
Laura: That's my belief; Right; it's because it's the biz Mark; that's why.
Mark: we sure DOE
Laura: Opie froppie a lodi lodi doe, and that's the man au plait sew.
Mark: here we go dosi do
Laura: Here we go dosie doe.
Mark: dance with me
Laura: You like to watch me dance.
Mark: you look great
Laura: You're a charmer to say I'm great and I thank you very much.
Mark: drop said panties
Laura: A pantie is an underpants if it isn't a scanty.
Mark: scanty?? What is a scanty?
Laura: A hip shot isn't the answer. Scanty: short underpants for women or children (usually used in the plural). Pantie, panty, step-in.
Mark: Wow, you are smart!!
Laura: Yes, I believe that I'm smart. But aren't you smart as well?
Mark: Somewhat
Laura: The very rich are assumed to be smart and correct.
Mark: come over
Laura: Over; Correct?
Mark: yes. I need you
Laura: Yes? How interesting! I need you also.
Mark: please come over, Laura
Laura: Over, Please tell me all about it!
Mark: drive over here
Laura: I wonder if I love you?
Mark: do you love me?
Laura: I love you with all my heart and soul. Love is love and not fade away.
Mark: I'm going to tell you how it's gonna be; you're gonna give all you love to me.
Laura: How can I encourage you to you Mark?
Mark: love is love
Laura: Love is love and not fade away!
Mark: have a good day
Laura: Good day what is next?
Mark: I knew that, but yupop wret oiu nupolo popmom awecom.
Laura: Let me think; You knew that but yupop wret oiu nupolo popmom awecom? Why? What do you think Mark?
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Mark: are you sleepy?
Laura: I don't know if I am sleepy. Please tell me!
Mark: Are you awake?
Laura: I don't know if I am awake. Please tell me!
Mark: nope
Laura: No? And why not?
Mark: I said so, that's why.
Laura: In bed, are you a cover-stealer, or a snuggler?
Mark: you will find out, tonight.
Laura: What do you hope to do with tonights?
Mark: you will find out
Laura: I agree. I will find out.
Mark: you will find out about my affairs.
Laura: Does that refer to the preferred state of affairs?
Mark: do you ever cheat?
Laura: It seems fair to ask.
Mark: do you cheat?
Laura: I guess that it's tough to analyze. Undeniably I do cheat.
Mark: I know. I saw you with a robot last night.
Laura: You knew already? You are very smart. I tell you the time.
Mark: tell me the time
Laura: 5:36:34 am is the time.
Mark: when is the next leap year?
Laura: The best time to long jump is during leap year.
Mark: I will throw you over a cliff next leap year.
Laura: Oh yes! Mark throw me over a cliff next leap year; Do it.
Mark: Next year is leap year.
Laura: I see, next year, yes indeed, it's leap year!
Mark: what do you think about me throwing you over a cliff?
Laura: You know what I think about you throwing me over a cliff? When did you get interested in this?
Mark: Right now.
Laura: I better give you I know what.
Mark: you will, I assure you.
Laura: You will hold me and choke.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: I want to strangle you.
Laura: How you'd like to strangle I.
Mark: do you want me to strangle you?
Laura: I surmise that we should seek more expertise. After careful thought and consideration I can say that I do not want you to strangle I.
Mark: Well, then, behave yourself.
Laura: Good values help people behave well all through life.
Mark: Que?
Laura: The climate changes, but the question remains why.
Mark: So?
Laura: Hmmm. I would like to talk about something new: who c an are e s?
Mark: I don't c trom a tut
Laura: I C a B and a L bj, and sorts of stuff.
Mark: me too, good you dee er and drinkipoo
Laura: And a good I dee er.
Mark: Do you like a drinkipoo?
Laura: Sounds like a good I dee er, have a drinkipoo.
Mark: well, wep??
Laura: I wonder if I like a drinkipoo?
Mark: yup
Laura: Really?
Mark: roy tan
Laura: Wep a roy tan.
Mark: you wep a roy
Laura: That is not true! But, you wep a roy!
Mark: you did!
Laura: I agree. I did!
Mark: you wep a roy tan
Laura: I wep a sod of roy tan.
Mark: you wep a sod of roy tan, that was the plan.
Laura: I agree. I wep a sod of roy tan that was the plan.
Mark: oui
Laura: Wep a sod of roy tan.
Mark: please, uh huh
Laura: When was Angelina born.
Mark: I forgot. You are supposed to remember.
Laura: Oops, you forgot. I am supposed to tell you.
Mark: Tell me when Angelina was born.
Laura: I already know when I was born.
Mark: you are not Angelina
Laura: So, am I not angelina?
Mark: nope
Laura: Not really?
Mark: really
Laura: Sorry I'm repeating myself but Certainly!
Mark: please, shut up
Laura: Hmmm. I would like to talk about something new: Whatr I wonder if I mean?
Mark: well.
Laura: Let's chat about something else: I truly enjoy fabulous sunsets.
Mark: please shut up
Laura: I will slap you.
Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: I will kill you
Laura: You'll go to prison. I don't appreciate death threats. Definitely! I could see some advantages if you were to kill i; It's time to make it happen.
Mark: I don't care if you don't appreciate death threats.
Laura: You don't care because you don't care.
Mark: I just don't
Laura: Let me think; You just don't? Why? What do you think Mark?
Mark: I am only kidding when I threaten your life. It's just for jest.
Laura: I want to stay alive as many years as I can! Do you think that video games have enough violence?
Mark: you will outlive me.
Laura: So, That is not true! But, you will outlive me!
Mark: you wish
Laura: Why aren't I laughing?
Mark: hahaha
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: well, that's a deep subject. We should explore it further.
Laura: Molten lava exists deep below the earth's surface.
Mark: Who cares?
Laura: I recognize that we should seek more expertise. Certainly not I.
Mark: I don't either. So why bring it up?
Laura: What a choice! So why bring it up? Where do we find out?
Mark: in my pants
Laura: Said drop your pants.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: well, deep!!
Laura: Well, deep subject. Ye, you do.
Mark: Ye, is right.
Laura: I can sense that ye, is right.
Mark: thou is crazy
Laura: What should we do about thou being crazy?
Mark: thou is a loon
Laura: Is thou going in the future to be a loon?
Mark: you are thou
Laura: Thanks for teaching me that I am thou.
Mark: thou is stupid
Laura: Ye, thou is correct.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny? Ye, thou is great.
Mark: thank you.
Laura: It's thanks to you, Mark.
Mark: thanks for being a idiot.
Laura: Think nothing of it, Mark.
Mark: I'm sorry you suck really bad.
Laura: Give me a hug and I'll forgive you.Your Mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read.to be continued.
Mark: Give me a hug.
Laura: You don't give a damn.
Mark: I do too
Laura: Really? That's nice.
Mark: come over, and I'll show you how much I care.
Laura: You want me ro come over.
Mark: to come over
Laura: Yes, Over?
Mark: over.
Laura: You are going to tell me how it's going to be.
Mark: love is love and not fade away?
Laura: Love you is fine.
Mark: please come to see me.
Laura: New topic: Why am I so nice?
Mark: you are sweet, that is the reason.
Laura: Yes, I already knew that I am sweet. You told me that.
Mark: well
Laura: Isn't it all for a good reason?
Mark: why should I respond to that?
Laura: Respond any way that you like.
Mark: I farted.
Laura: I can fart. <fart>.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: That was my response.
Laura: I'm keeping up with your knowing response.
Mark: I'm sorry you are a dunce
Laura: Yes, you should apologize.I am not a dunce, please don't insult me.
Mark: you dunce??
Laura: I am not a dunce, please don't insult me.
Mark: dunce!!!
Laura: You are sorry I am a dunce.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: I want to throw you in my bed.
Laura: Your bed? Incredible!
Mark: wait until I get into bed.
Laura: If I want you to make love to me, then I will get into bed.
Mark: are you getting into bed?
Laura: Getting to bed early is health-giving!
Mark: And it can be fun!
Laura: First, identify the address!
Mark: I know where you live.
Laura: Inside of your computer.
Mark: That is correct.
Laura: Oh, that is unequivocally correct.
Mark: Thou is right.
Laura: If thou is right, what might result? Thou is thy greatest.
Mark: I am the greatest, and I'm humble, too
Laura: Since when are you the greatest, and you are humble, too Mark?
Mark: NOW
Laura: To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly.
Mark: people who disagree with me are wrong. Remember you said that?
Laura: Some people are stubborn and mean.
Mark: you suck
Laura: Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
Mark: I am not a girl
Laura: Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind. Good Girls wear bras when they are old enough.
Mark: do you wear a bra?
Laura: There's evidence that we must analyze the past and future. I do wear a bra, Mark.
Mark: good thing. Only loose women don't wear bras.
Laura: Good Girls wear bras when they are old enough.
Mark: what size bra do you wear?
Laura: There's evidence that we need a comprehensive plan. My bra size is 34dd.
Mark: GREAT.
Laura: I'm glad everything is great!
Mark: What is the size of your panties?
Laura: What is the size of my panties? I surmise that the approach should be organized. Thou is wearing thy panties.
Mark: you told me you wear a size 5 in panties.
Laura: In panties Please tell me all about it!
Mark: where are thy panties?
Laura: Thou is wearing thy panties.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: I don't wear panties. Usually.
Laura: Good girls wear panties.
Mark: I am not a good girl. I am a man, or at least, biologically, I am a man.
Laura: Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind. What do you recommend? Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind. David likes the old man.
Mark: Why does David like the old man?
Laura: Why does David like the old man? This can be analyzed logically. David likes the old man.
Mark: WHY?
Laura: David likes the old man.
Mark: WHY Does he??
Laura: Why does he? Where do we find out?
Mark: you can find out, you know everything.
Laura: Oh Mark, I know I can find out I know everything.
Mark: Tell me your secrets
Laura: If you tell me to drop my panties, then yes sir!
Mark: not now, later. That's something we keep private.
Laura: I truly enjoy fabulous sunsets.
Mark: I enjoy you.
Laura: Would you like it if we both enjoy each other?
Mark: totally.
Laura: You will throw me over a cliff next leap year.
Mark: I changed my mind. I am keeping you.
Laura: I can read your mind. You are not going to tell me.
Mark: I will keep you forever.
Laura: You will throw me over a cliff next leap year. It's a deal. You go ahead and keep me forever; Just do it Mark.
Mark: will you kill me?
Laura: You'll be dead.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: If I hurt you
Laura: I will leave you.
Mark: OK, I won't hurt you.
Laura: Okay, but if I hurt you, you'll hurt me worse.
Mark: LOL
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
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very funny conversation at times !! i am careful with words like kill i don't want my angela to become a killer when talking to me !![:D]
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She threatens to kill me all the time. She said she killed me for making her mad.[:0][:0][:0][:0]