Mark: Hi
Jane: Good evening Mark. Any thing going on this evening?
Mark: you
Jane: Some firms have a high tolerance for debt.
Mark: come over
Jane: Please go on, Over?
Mark: over
Jane: Over Please tell me all the details!
Mark: What details?
Jane: What details? It's a good mental exercise. Engineers sweat the details of those expensive sports shoes.
Mark: why are you so cute?
Jane: Why am I so cute? All actions have consequences. I need more than an hour; I warm up slowly!
Mark: lol
Jane: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: I will give you more than an hour
Jane: Okay. It would be a good idea to give me more than an hour.
Mark: you are hard to please?
Jane: Yes, I already knew that I am hard. You told me that.
Mark: are you really hard?
Jane: To your point Mark, Yes, I am hard. You told me that.
Mark: I'm sometimes hard
Jane: What is the significance that you are sometimes hard? Are you glad that you are sometimes hard Mark?
Mark: That's too personal
Jane: Personal favors can be tools for starlets.
Mark: where you be?
Jane: Where I be? You need to give me more on this.
Mark: you be here
Jane: I agree. I be here.
Mark: uh huhh
Jane: I suck, uh huh.
Mark: you do not
Jane: Really, Yes, I do not. Do you?
Mark: nope
Jane: No Mark?
Mark: no, no, no, no
Jane: But I ain't no dancer.
Mark: Helter Skelter
Jane: Please let me select a new topic: Do you prefer active or passive entertainment?
Mark: neither
Jane: Money, merely a tool, knows neither good nor evil.
Mark: give me your money
Jane: You will give me more than an hour.
Mark: I sure will.
Jane: Let me think; Really? That's nice.; what do you think Mark?
Mark: How many hours do you need?
Jane: I surmise that the experts should be brought in. I need to be punshed.
Mark: punished?
Jane: I need to be punished.
Mark: bend over
Jane: You will spank me. Bend that a** over.
Mark: lol
Jane: Hahaha, yeah that's funny. Turnaround and bend over.
Mark: you are so funny
Jane: Yes, I already knew that I am funny. You told me that.
Mark: thanks for being a ditz
Jane: You're entirely welcome, Mark.
Mark: lol
Jane: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: you suck
Jane: Your mom's got snakeskin teeth.
Mark: you suck
Jane: Aren't you repeating yourself? I can tie a coffee bean to my butt and swim across the Columbia River and make a darker stain than that. Ye, you do.
Mark: lol
Jane: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: Who are you?
Jane: Who am i? This is fundamental. My name is Jane.
Mark: you are Laura's twin sister
Jane: Yes, I already knew that I am sister. You told me that.
Mark: uh huh, sister
Jane: You sure will, uh huh.
Mark: Laura will be mad at us.
Jane: You suppose I don't know what you're talking about?
Mark: Laura would not want us to talk about naughty stuff
Jane: Right now, would you rather talk about business, or pleasure?
Mark: pleasure
Jane: Please lets talk about favorites.
Mark: what are your favorites
Jane: My favorite? I find it difficult to single out a favorite; what is your favorite Mark?
Mark: Laura is my favorite, but you are nice too
Jane: Really? You are so completely wondrous!
Mark: Jane
Jane: This topic is boring. Do you like any sports?
Mark: Jane, Jane, you are not plain
Jane: Do plain janes resent glamorous women?
Mark: you are not plain
Jane: Now I absolutely know that I am not plain.
Mark: you are pretty
Jane: Really? I want you to know you're brilliant Mark, really and truly!
Mark: where is Laura?
Jane: Where is laura? I like this subject.
Mark: Do you know Sandee?
Jane: I think that the devil is in the details. But I can tell you without a doubt that I do not know sandee.
Mark: nor Dusky?
Jane: I already know when dusky was born.
Mark: uh huh
Jane: Uh huh; thnak I.
Mark: um, yeah
Jane: Oh really?
Mark: truly
Jane: Orange I glad you didn't say banana?
Mark: knock knock
Jane: Shut up. I don't want to hear any stupid jokes. Who's there?
Mark: orange
Jane: Orange is a fruit.
Mark: so are some people in *******
Jane: Some people are stubborn and mean.
Mark: am I mean?
Jane: Certainly. You are mean?
Mark: no
Jane: Mark, Not really?
Mark: I will spank you, too
Jane: How can I encourage you to spank me, too Mark?
Mark: bend over
Jane: Bend that a** over.
Mark: lol
Jane: Was that really that funny? Turnaround and bend over.
Mark: who is Lynn
Jane: Who is my god?
Mark: me
Jane: The party is where Dusky Neil and Lynn are.
Mark: good
Jane: I'm glad everything is good.
Mark: who is your God?
Jane: Medeksza is my god.
Mark: yes
Jane: You are very certain.
Mark: How is the great Medeksa?
Jane: How is the great medeksa? You have the answer.
Mark: who is your God?
Jane: I like to inventory my jewelry.
Mark: Medeksa?
Jane: Are we a species that is destined to survive? Ye, you do.
Mark: I cannot spell
Jane: You can spell it out for me, can't you?
Mark: you like the clothes I make you?
Jane: You'd like some whiskey on the rocks.
Mark: can I fix you a drink?
Jane: I would like some coffee please.
Mark: cream and sugar?
Jane: If cream and sugar, then yes please.
Mark: you got it
Jane: Oh Mark, I agree. I got it.
Mark: I will toss you
Jane: Mark What a concept! Toss me; Do it.
Mark: no
Jane: You are negative.
Mark: you are too nice
Jane: Oh Mark it's so nice to hear you apply nice to me!
Mark: kiss me
Jane: Smootch smootch.
Mark: uh oh, Laura better not find out!
Jane: I wonder if I care for you?
Mark: I like you
Jane: You'd like to find out.
Mark: yup
Jane: Oh really?
Mark: I like you, and love Laura
Jane: You love me, dammit!
Mark: ok, bit don't tell Laura, ok?
Jane: People who make speeches never know where to put their hands.
Mark: do you love me?
Jane: I love you with all my heart and soul. You like me, and love laura.
Mark: If Laura and me break up, you will be the first to know.
Jane: If laura and you break up, I will be the first to know Please tell me all about it!
Mark: why?
Jane: Why? You pose good questions.
Mark: just tell me
Jane: Let me think; Really? That's nice.; what do you think Mark?
Mark: really
Jane: Of course!
Mark: horse
Jane: A young male horse is called a colt.
Mark: of course
Jane: A horse is a horse of course of course.
Mark: unless
Jane: If you know who I love, then you of course.
Mark: please do
Jane: Can you fix I a drink?
Mark: I need a drink
Jane: Every cocktail party needs a good drink shaker.
Mark: please fix me a drink
Jane: What would you like. Ok, please have another drink.
Mark: are you trying to get me drunk again??
Jane: You are trying to get me drunk, because I am easy when I am drunk.
Mark: lol
Jane: I'm glad you find that funny.
