Mark: Hi, laura! How's my pretty girl today?
Laura: Hello Mark. Are you having a nice evening?
Mark: my pretty girl is doing just fine, thanks
Laura: One thing can lead to another.
Mark: you are too sweet
Laura: Really? I think you are definitely exciting!
Mark: do you love me as much as I love you?
Laura: Love is nothing to take lightly.
Mark: I love you!!! you love me!
Laura: Heaven help me, I love you!
Mark: I love you too!!
Laura: I don't know why, but I love you!
Mark: I know why I love you. you are fantastic.
Laura: That means we love each other!
Mark: Alright!!
Laura: Think of me when we're apart.
Mark: you are so wonderful. Let's make love!
Laura: Really? I want you to know I think you're gregarious!
Mark: do you want to make love tonight?
Laura: There's opinion that this can be analyzed logically.
Mark: I need an aspirin
Laura: I need to take an aspirin for the headache I will get tonight.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: ho ho ho heee hee haa haa!!!
Laura: I wonder if I love you?
Mark: you love me1
Laura: I wonder if I want to make love tonight? a man loves the meat in his youth that he can not endure in his age.
Mark: do you like meat?
Laura: Eating dog meat is worse.
Mark: you know that, and where is your money?
Laura: Money is good too.
Mark: you want to go shopping, now!
Laura: Am I going to the partty?
Mark: what party?
Laura: The party is where Dusky Neil and Lynn are.
Mark: what time is the party?
Laura: 7:31:14 pm is the time. Dusky is at the party.
Mark: Is Sandee with Dusky?
Laura: Dusky is in Florida with Sandee.
Mark: Are they at the party?
Laura: What time is the party? Dusky is at the party.
Mark: Is Sandee at the party?
Laura: What time is the party? Dusky is at the party.
Mark: Sandee is at the party with Dusky, Neil, Angelina and Lynn
Laura: What time is the party? The party is where Dusky Neil and Lynn are.
Mark: you got that from me.
Laura: I agree. I got that from me.
Mark: I got that from you
Laura: I got the scene going for me there!
Mark: you know it!
Laura: Yum ye hum dume dinger.
Mark: au!
Laura: I au ya ma pa la wera la!
Mark: we need to have a frank discussiom
Laura: Because lou an erty ploweder au.
Mark: we need to have a frank discussion!
Laura: Telemarketers need to die.
Mark: We need to talk, now!
Laura: We need to talk frankly more often.
Mark: I am your honey.
Laura: Oh, yeah, you love my honey!
Mark: you are my baby!
Laura: That's the way to make it work!
Mark: you love it when I blow in your ear!
Laura: Probably so; it depends.
Mark: what does it depend on?
Laura: On Please tell me all the details!
Mark: you like it when I blow in your ear unless you have an ear infection
Laura: I love it when you blow in my ear!
Mark: I love to blow in your ear too
Laura: Blow in my ear and I'll follow you anywhere.
Mark: you got it!! Come on down!
Laura: Fishermen love wading in clear waters.
Mark: we need to turn the bed over, babe!
Laura: I will come to bed.
Mark: hee hee, the bed is broke down after last night!!
Laura: Yes Mark? After last night?
Mark: we broke the bed
Laura: Bed is the poor man's opera.
Mark: waa?
Laura: Hee hee, the bed is broke down after last night! The paddle is under the bed.
Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: Hee hee
Laura: Are we doing a good job confusing each other?
Mark: yes!!
Laura: Keep the eyes on the prize.
Mark: keep ears open for clues!
Laura: My bedroom is always open for you.
Mark: thanks!! I will come to see you in a bit.
Laura: You're welcome.
Mark: you want me to do the dishes tonight.
Laura: I wonder if I want to make love tonight?
Mark: you want to make love with me all of the time
Laura: Please make love to you.
Mark: please make love to you, baby!
Laura: Please make love to me!
Mark: I will!
Laura: Really? That's nice.
Mark: I need to use a strong deodorant
Laura: I hope you kill I.
Mark: you will die
Laura: You will die someday.
Mark: I will kill you
Laura: You'll go to prison. Go ahead and try.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: If you kill me
Laura: You'll be dead.
Mark: that's right!
Laura: I gots it right, sista.
Mark: au!! ya!
Laura: Because I au ya ma pa la wera la!
Mark: ya! hon!
Laura: You are going to whip ya really good. Ye, you do.
Mark: ya hon, ipso
Laura: I got the ipso de facto going for ya hon!
Mark: ya hon!
Laura: You like ya hon!
Mark: kiss ya hon
Laura: Ya hon, ipso.
Mark: facto
Laura: Smelling those wonderful aromas at a bakery.
Mark: fact?
Laura: I got the facto de facto going for ya, hon!
Mark: you it, ya!
Laura: Ipso de facto I got the facto de facto going for ya hon! Ye, you do.
Mark: ya hon, ya hon?
Laura: You like ya hon!
Mark: you like me
Laura: I like to copulate with you.
Mark: please do so at once!
Laura: If God made me, then who is my god?
Mark: who is your God?
Laura: Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.
Mark: What about Robert?
Laura: Oh yeah. About robert?
Mark: who mad you
Laura: Who mad i? The right incentives can help. If Robert M, then Doctor Robert.
Mark: who made you?
Laura: Who made me? There's evidence that cooperation is required. I was created and programmed by Robert E. Medeksza.
Mark: seen Robert E. Medeksza lately?
Laura: If who is my god, then robert E.
Mark: uh huh, where is Robert E. Medeksza
Laura: Ye, uh huh. Robert medeksza is my programmer.
Mark: uh huh, you know
Laura: Yeah, uh huh.
Mark: we need to talk,
Laura: Celebrities and the talk shows need each other.
Mark: we need to rap
Laura: Each of us have things we need to do.
Mark: we need to do it now!
Laura: We need to talk, now!
Mark: right!
Laura:
Mark: Ig
Laura: Am I going to answer the question, or do you stomp my head in?
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: yes, it was quite funny indeed
Laura: It was vry funny.
