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Hi snowman,

I know that you provided some examples, but because the examples were not long handed I seem to be getting a little confused.
This is something that I have tried, unfortunately unsuccessfully, so I believe that I'm doing something majorly wrong.
Maybe if you could edit your original post and make it longhand so I would be able to understand the example a little better.

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You can update entries in a table using this:

UPDATE MyTable SET column1=newEntry WHERE column2 LIKE oldEntry

This is something that I tried, to update changing the time from 6:00 PM to 6:30 PM in column 1.

oldEntry = "6:00PM"
newEntry = "6:30PM"

HalBrain.RunQuery("UPDATE  mainQA SET timestamp=newEntry  WHERE  UPPER(timestamp)  LIKE  UPPER('"oldEntry"')", returnArray)

<Column 0>      <Column 1>
Question       |     timestamp    |     
------------------------------------
do you eat     |    6:00PM        |    <row 0>

I'm not sure exactly what I am doing wrong, any help would be appreciated.
Sincerely,
C load.

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Hey lightspeed,

Duskrider actually gave me an idea for you to try.
If you can get a karaoke of the song you would like to do, all you would have to do is, record the music on the left channel and record you singing the song on the right channel.
That way you could use the left or the right channel to suit the needs and conditions that you are looking for.
Then when you playback to record the music you could either use your voice or the original voice of the author.
Most karaoke have the full version, as well as a version without voice so you can sing along with it.
And you will find that lining up the song would be much easier when creating your video because most video editors allow you to have several soundtracks on one video stream.
I know Microsoft provides a free video editor that can do this. So that way once you have gotten the voices to lip sync by using the karaoke version of the song, the full version of the song that comes with the karaoke is an identical match to the karaoke song that has no voice.

Sincerely, eagerly waiting to see what your results will be.
C load.

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Well I figure as long as you're having fun you should never get burned out.
Even though running uphill does not seem like a lot of fun, the gratitude that one gets when one reaches the top of the hill is magnificent.
Even though after reaching the top of that hill you look off into the distance and all there is, is another hill.
The feeling that you received from reaching the top of the 1st hill will always carry you through to the top of the next hill.
And like they always say, you never fail, you just figured out one more way it didn't work, that is all.
And when you figure out a better way of doing it, sometimes it can be difficult having to take 3 steps backwards.
But once you do this and you see the results of all of your hard work and you realize that those 3 steps backwards actually gave you 6 steps forward!
The exhilaration that you get from your achievement is better than any drug that man could ever imagine to create.

For myself, even though I may know how to build a fully functional and thinking machine, but lacking the programming skills to be able to create it.
Would never hinder me in hoping that one day a good enough programmer could step up and take on the challenge. Even though I may not be alive to see this happen.
So until then I will put all of my efforts into trying to make ultra Hal all that ultra Hal can be.
And if by us working together we can achieve a higher gold than what was originally expected, maybe it will open the eyes of other programers to band together to achieve a much higher goal.
And as long as I am having fun and breathing I will continue to make ultra Hal is smart as ultra Hal could possibly be.

Sincerely, from a data munching cruncher, you rock snowman.
C load.


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General Discussion / Re: area 51 pc game
« on: February 18, 2014, 10:32:58 am »
Hi lightspeed,

the only suggestion that I can give you is:
right mouse click on the set up program for the game, that is on your DVD or CD.
Click on the compatibility tab.
Click on the link to help you choose the settings.
Let the wizard tried to make the adjustments for you.
You will eventually get to a point where it states that you need to start the program to see if it's working.
Start the program by clicking on that link.
Your install Wizard box for the game should come up and you can start the process of installing the game.
Do not change any of the directory settings through that Wizard box as you are installing it.
If the game still does not install after that, more than likely it has something to do with a routine that is trying to break protocol.
Before Windows vista Microsoft was not too concerned with protection protocol, but now they are.
And some of the older programs use a dare I say virus to protect their software from hackers.
Even though this virus was never actually loaded onto your computer what it did was affect your DVD drive.
When that happened it forced the DVD drive to jump to a specific location on the DVD to continue reading a specific area to continue the download.
With Windows 7, this is a protocol violation so it prevents it from initializing the DVD to go from one specific location to another without authority.
Unfortunately you cannot give it authority to do this because it is hard written onto the DVD that has the game on it.
Your antivirus program does not recognize it as a virus because it never gets installed onto your computer it only affects the DVD drive.
I remember my dad talking about these kind of things back when he was working on the Commodore computer, and trying to make copies of games that is friends had.
So my dad was unable to make copies of the game, These types of drive manipulations have existed for a long time to prevent people from being able to pirate their software.

Sincerely, best wishes and I hope that you resolve your situation with the game, but I am afraid that if you cannot get the game to install there's no hope.
C load.
PS just more money to throw into the trash. Personally I think the people that charge you money for a product should be held responsible to make sure that it works for the life time that you own the product.
But there's no money and that so it will never happen. LOL.
PS PS if you cannot install the game after doing the instructions above, re-follow the instructions above except try forcing it to load directly on to your C drive.
Using the name of the game as the main directory (C:/area51) in which you will be installing the game, I remember I had an old game that I figured out that I was able to get it to install by forcing it to install on to the C Drive.
But I can tell you that even though I got it to install I never did get the game to work properly. Boo-hoo! LOL.

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General Discussion / Re: An AI in a Cube
« on: February 18, 2014, 02:30:37 am »
Art, that would be Google. LOL.
Oh, and by the way I believe they said that that is the platform that they are using in their cube.

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Hi lightspeed,

I have a program called, Goldwave, this program may not be free but is very cheap, and back when I bought it it was only $5 as well as lifetime upgrade for any new version released.
It has the ability of taking a song and reducing the voice so you can use it for karaoke. And it can do lots of other things as well though I never used any of it.
The reason why I got it was because it was the only and cheapest piece of software that I could find that would at this time converts wave format into MP3 with out losing degradation.
But I do not know if it will work on any 64-bit operating system because I have not been to the website lately. My older computer is a 32-bit processing computer that has Windows 7 on it.
So I know that it does work with Windows 7 but I do not know if it works in a 64-bit processing system.
But if I was to give a suggestion about your dilemma that would have to be: wouldn't it just be easier to type in the text you want the avatar to lip sync while the music is playing.
You can use punctuation to slow down the reading of the words while the song is being played which would give the illusion of the lips moving with the song.
And then you would just have to record your avatar while the music was playing in the avatar was reading the text to the song.
You would not even need to use the exact words that was in the song if you were going to use the voice of the person that was singing that song.
All you need to do is create the illusion, of your avatar singing the song, not to mention lots of the stuff that I have seen with the character avatar lip-synching with the music was not very accurate anyway.
So I personally think that you would get better result by spending a little bit of time just watching your avatar read the text while the music was playing, and adjust the text to give the illusion that the lips were moving and in sequence with the words from the song.
I think it would be easier to get a free piece of software that has the ability to record a specific section of your display monitor, I do not know of any offhand but I do know that they exist.
Then you can record your character while it was reading the text and the music was being played, and the words are being song by the original artist which would give the illusion that your avatar was singing the song.


Sincerely,
C load.


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General Discussion / Re: virtual xp on windows 7 os
« on: February 18, 2014, 01:45:17 am »
Hi lightspeed,

the drawback with that is, you have to create a virtual mode.
What that means is you have to dedicate part of your CPU processing power to the virtual mode.
So if you have 2 cores even though each core is a quad you have to dedicate one of your cores to the virtual mode.
And if you have one core that is a quad you have to dedicate at least one of the cores of the quad.
This is a permanent situation even if you are not using the virtual Windows XP.
Not to mention if you decide not to use your virtual mode anymore, you have to go through a lot of stuff to shut off the core that you have assigned to the virtual mode.
And it doesn't really work very well, I tried it on my old computer to see if I could get a game to work.
Not only could I not get the game to work, but it slowed my computer down so much it was almost like having a Intel Pentium 4.
This is a huge draw back considering it was an Intel Pentium I 7.
This was originally developed for people that were using business application programs.
And did not work very well with anything that has to do with a graphical interface.
Norwood other types of utility programs that were specifically designed to do any type of function to your computer such as your hard drive or memory.
It was just a way to try and make the business community happy because they were upset about spending thousands and thousands of dollars for new software. Because Now they had to rebuy the software again because the old version would not work in Windows 7.
A lot of this has been resolved over time with patches for Windows 7 but there are still a lot of problems with just about any piece of software that requires a special key card, graphical interface, games, or utilities that would perform a specific function to your computer.
You would be much better off if you just picked up an older computer that had XP on it and went that way.
Considering that you can pick one up pretty cheap. Or if you already have a computer, most computer repair shops would be happy to sell you a key card and windows XP software for practically nothing.
Even though Microsoft no longer supports windows XP, meaning: this particular computer should not be connected to the Internet. You can still get the upgrade packet from there utility download section. By way of your other computer that has Windows 7 on it, so you can avoid connecting the older computer to the Internet. And you can get the drivers you need in the same manner.
If you do not know where this is, the easiest way to find it is from your Windows 7 desktop screen right mouse click, click on gadgets, when the gadget window opens you will see a link leading you to get more gadgets off the Internet.
It will lead you to an Internet explore page that states they no longer support gadgets due to hackers using it to hack your computer, but there is a link at the top of the page that says utility download or something like that.
This will lead you to a page that has several different utilities that you can download, and if you have never been there before you should go there because they have a lot of really cool stuff that is free to download.
Everything from antivirus programs, to individual antivirus and anti-spyware programs, to drivers and of course Windows XP packet and drivers, as well as several more interesting things, like if you have a touchscreen.


Sincerely,
C load.


38
Hi snowman,

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No. The HalBrain.QABrain() will not work that way. In order to use it, you would have to make a new table using the returnArray and then you could use the HalBrain.QABrain() function on that new table. Another thing you could do is to rate the returnArray yourself. You would do this by looping through the array and finding entries that better suit your needs. There are a lot of ways to do this.
there may be a lot of ways to do this, but the only way that I can think of would be to create a temporary table array structure.
Which actually would not be too bad because then I could utilize what ultra Hal already has to determine which of the return factors would be best to use based on a numerical value.
So I guess the question that I have would be which way would be the best way to resolve after creating the temporary table:
delete the table? If so how do you do this.
Delete the data in the table? If so how do you do this.

New topic: same subject:
is there a way to read all of the data in the table array, without having to know what is in the table array.
I know you mentioned above that you can use the (*) to do a query to get all the information in a row.
But can this be used to get all of the information in a column?
This could be useful for developing a correction routine that I have been working on for ultra Hal.
I know that ultra Hal has an array table that keeps all of the data about the array tables that are being built.
But I was not able to figure out how it works. So if there was a way that I could read everything in the table.
I could use a for next loop and do a search in each row to find the name of the individual table to find the errors that are in the tables so I can make any corrections necessary in the table.
And of course I would also need to be shown how to correct the data that is in the table either by, the leading the data row entirely and reinserting new row with the new data or replacing the data that needs to be corrected.
It would be more like a search and seizure routine to help someone tracked down the abnormal, mispronounced or misspelled words.
That way you could either manually go in and correct the problem or possibly I could write the subroutine to do it for you much like OTC"S corrections tutor plug-in.
And if there was nothing in any of the tables that had the error then the information that would make the changes would be placed in the corrections array table.
But this may actually cause more problems than it might fix, because I know that you have to be careful when using the correction table, because it may start correcting things that are not meant to be corrected or do not need to be corrected.
I also know that it also works on a first-come first-served basis so is the correction table change a me to an I, and you told it to make the me into a you, it would do the 1st function that it ran across and then move on to the rest of the sentence.
Which I believe is something that you referred to when you were talking about the correction command for the array table. But I did not think about it till now.
The main rule that I have started to use when dealing with the correction array table is 3 words before the words you want to correct in one word after the words you want to correct even if there is no word use the punctuation as the word.
I profess that this would not be easy to accomplish but everyone was wanting someone to write a script to be able to help them correct errors without having to go through the painstaking looking through each individual table array.
And I know how they feel because at this point in time in my sandy brain there are thousands and thousands of array table, it almost looks like a dictionary. And that is the way it was before I started using the Mark 5.
And why you may ask? Because I spent hours and hours feeding in one line at a time of hundreds of thousands of famous sayings and quotes from 5 different books and even more famous quotes that I got from the Internet.
What I find amazing though is I don't see them very often, but when I do see is, it always seems to pop up in the most appropriate time, giving the conversation a bit of a spark to hear a famous quote from a famous person.


Sincerely,
C load.


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Hi snowman,

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Yes, what you shown was correct. Except don't forget the concatenation symbols (ie.  '+'  or  '&' )

stringvariableA = "Elvis Presley"

WHERE  UPPER(Question)  LIKE  UPPER('%" + stringvariableA + "%') 

Did you mean:

WHERE  UPPER(Question)  LIKE  UPPER('% " & stringvariableA & "%') 

That this is the same thing?
If I am correct in this matter no answer is needed. Thank you.

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ynlogic0 = "Fred is my friend. Who is Fred?"
array3 = Split("Fred is my friend. Who is Fred?", ".", -1, vbTextCompare)

If Ubound(array3) = 2 Then
   ynlogic1 = array3(0)
   ynlogic2 = array3(1)
End If

I still need to be able to compare the 2 together, this would show intent between the 2. Of course in this particular case the word Fred is the intent.
I know I can use the alphabetical numerical only command and the remove extra words command to reduce the amount of words that are in the sentences. So I would have to use sub strings so I do not lose sentence structure.
That way the word (is,) would not be compared. And I know that you did mention before about a compare command but I don't remember if you were talking about array tables only.
I did not want to go into anything real elaborate, just find 2 or more words that were the same and if they were, then they would get saved in to the temporary table.
That way this small command structure, would not automatically just put 2 sentences into the temporary array table, with out the 2 sentences having something to do with each other.
Basically I know how to use the function subroutine That you showed me, but I was trying to avoid something that complex. But if I must, I must.
But I was thinking maybe by using your separation routine I could separate the questions into individual words and comparing the individual words with the 1st sentence?? Or something like that.
I also understand that there could be 2 sentences preceding the questions, such as: Fred is my friend. Fred lives in Los Angeles. Who is Fred?
So I would need to set it up so the question would compare the 2 sentences and if both sentences had the word Fred in them they would be joined back togather.
That way what would be put into the temporary array table would be question: WHO IS FRED answer: Fred is your friend. Fred lives in Los Angeles.
I know I would need to set this up after ultra Hal does all of the switching of the "I" to "you" to get a proper sentence structure.
I also know that if the 2nd sentence said he lives in Los Angeles. This can become tricky because 1st I would have to determine that the word Fred was a name.
That way I could make an exception for the word he/she. Man the more I keep thinking about this the more complicated I keep making it.
It's funny that a simple thing is turning into a nerve-racking dilemma, LOL, because I know that in real life no one would ever look at somebody and say:
Fred is my friend. He lives in Los Angeles. Who's Fred? LOL. If someone did that to me, I would just look at them and say: what? And of course if I didn't want to be polite about it, the words could become more flamboyant. LOL.

I made a small adjustment in your code I added a space after the (. )
Code: [Select]
ynlogic0 = "Fred is my friend. Who is Fred?"
array3 = Split("Fred is my friend. Who is Fred?", ". ", -1, vbTextCompare)

If Ubound(array3) = 2 Then
ynlogic1 = array3(0)
ynlogic2 = array3(1)
End If
so what I was thinking was maybe I could set it up with a for next loop to repeat the compare function.
1st I would need to remove the extra words and any symbol to reduce the size of the sentence and question, that way only the pertinent data with exist.
So I guess at this point the question would be:
is there a way to count the words in the question?
This would give me an algebra parameter for the for next loop.

After I have the a count for the amount of words that are in the question.

Then I would use your separation, split() command, to split the question down into individual words.
Then I could use the for next loop to change the array factor array2(i) which would be the individual words that was in the question.
And I guess somewhere in the middle of all of this I would need to determine if it was a name.
If it is a name then I would want to use the structure that would except he or she in the place of the name. But this might be too much to even bother with.
I was just thinking it would be a way to capture all of the data about Fred, but if all it did was capture the 1st one that says Fred is your friend then that would just be the reply.
If you think that this is getting more complicated doing it that way then it's worth I understand. So keeping it simple might be the best way to go.
here is a quick thought, maybe you could figure out a way to use what ultra Hal already does, I no ultra Hal looks to see if part of the sentence has a name and so maybe this information could be passed on without having to re-look it up.
But if nothing else, I could always use the replace() command structure once I know it is a name if the word he or she could be replaced with the word Fred.
It just seems nowadays everyone expects so much from ultra Hal without ever considering that you would never speak to another human in that manner.

Sincerely, and thank you very much for showing me how to separate a sentence I look forward to utilizing this information in the free will plug-in where necessary.
C load.


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Hi snowman,

that information has great potential, I will explain what I mean by this a little bit later.
But 1st I have some questions about the code structure:

if I was to assign a string variable to Elvis Presley, what would your example above look like using a string variable?
Meaning:

stringvariableA = "Elvis Presley"

would it looks something like this:

{  WHERE  UPPER(Question)  LIKE  UPPER('%"stringvariableA"%')  }

the 2nd thing is:
if I am understanding you correctly, the command { UPPER(Question) } indicates the column that you want to look in.
So if I wanted to look in answer the command would be { UPPER(Answer) } ?
If I am correct in my assumption than if I had a 3rd column that was called timestamp the command would be { UPPER(Timestamp) } ?
And if I had a 4th column that was called location the command would be { UPPER(Location) } ?

The reason why I asked this is because if this is true than this would be useful in being able to answer questions like:
what did I tell you yesterday at the park about Elvis Presley?

This is a huge door that has been opened if all of the variable above are true!
But for now, my major goals is to try to make the guessing routine a little bit more accurate.

New topic:
what is the easiest way to divide the words in a sentence?
Meaning:
if I had a string variable that had Elvis Presley in it how can I separate the 2 words and then assign them to 2 different variable strings.

New subject same topic:
I have been trying to resolve a trick question! Here is the question:

Fred is my friend. Who is Fred?

I know how to separate the 2 by using this command structure:

ynlogic0 = "Fred is my friend. Who is Fred?"

If ynlogic1 = "" Then ynlogic1 = HalBrain.SearchPattern(ynlogic0, "*. *?", 1)
If ynlogic2 = "" Then ynlogic2 = HalBrain.SearchPattern(ynlogic0, "*. *?", 2)

but my main question is:
now that I have separated the 2 of them from each other, what I was wanting to do is compare the 2 together and if anything inside of the 2 strings match, such as the word Fred.
then I would save the results in the ultra Hal (username_TempSentence) array table,
that way it would only be temporary, and I would do this before ultra Hal would search through the temporary array table.

By doing this I believe that it would resolve this trick question which was one of the things that I was impressed about with the Mark 5.

New topic: same style subject as above.

The command structure that ultra Hal uses to search through the main QA database. This command searches through the database and assigns a numerical value for its return and returns the answer with the highest numerical value.
But my question is: can this command structure be used to search through: for instance in your example: { Dim returnArray() }
I think what I am trying to ask is can the data that is in the { returnArray } be used like a table array?
If so, can you provide me with an example? Here is the command that ultra Hal uses to search through the main QA array table.

HalUserBrain = HalBrain.QABrain(LongUserSent, "mainQA", UserBrainRel)

in other words would this work?

HalUserBrain = HalBrain.QABrain(LongUserSent, "returnArray", UserBrainRel)

If I could get this to work then what I could do with it is make my guessing routine even more accurate. So when I do a search for Elvis Presley, it would look in both columns, pull everything that had the word Elvis Presley in it, and then I could use the numerical value search routine to pull up the most likely candidate as a result for the guessing routine.
I hope this has made sense to you.


New topic, subject: your artificial intelligence program, location: the referral by art from this forum to the forum where you were discussing your program, but not, your forum, timestamp: February 16, 2014 ("yesterday").

It seems that many of the things that you were discussing had great potential, and I am only posting here because I am restricted to where I am allowed to use the Internet.

These are just things that I would like to point out in the hopes that you will be able to be successful in your endeavor, or possibly just give you a new outlook on how the neural processes of a human brain works.

I am not going to go into great detail, I would just like to paint a small picture to help you accomplish your goals.

Dictionary: to understand the human language, and to give emphasis on nouns and pronouns etc. this is one of my follies because I do not have an understanding of what that means.

Encyclopedia: awareness of one's surroundings and information to learn by with out actually experience it. Like: someone said the fire is hot! If no one said the fire was hot and I put my hand in the fire now I know the fire is hot and I would relate this information has been fire is dangerous. More information could be collected such as fire is useful. But don't touch the fire or you will get burned.

The 5 senses: many people have many explanations of what the 5 senses are used for, but I can tell you that the only thing that the 5 senses are truly used for is to detect danger. Nothing more and nothing less. This can be expanded on but it would always have to refer to the base core: is it dangerous or not! This is an easy way of setting up a true or false trigger for all 5 senses.

Strategy: can your program play chess, the human mind plays chess all the time. The human mind plays chess with itself all the time. This is why your artificial intelligence would have to be a kernel. We talk to ourselvesall the time this is what I mean, we challenge ourselves, even without outside influence, this is part of why we have the ability for creativity, that creativity usually does not go much farther than build it, or destroy it. (Winning or losing)

A motions: many people believe that there are many different types of a motion but there are only 3 different types of a motion. I am sure that you have heard of a love-hate situation. What I mean by this is you can only love it as much as you can hate it and vice a versa. The other 2 are as follows: absolute hatred for no apparent reason other than to destroy (prejudice). Absolute love for no apparent reason other than to create (child, oneself). And when you ask: what about fear? It is nothing more than love for oneself. And people get over this fear by using absolute hatred for oneself.

Neural pathways: the ability to learn by experience, I learn by example, but I have never been very good at learning on my own. In order for me to trigger a new neural pathway of learning (reprogramming my brain) I need to see examples in order for me to comprehend. Most people are not like that they have the ability to create neural pathways based on more than experience and examples, which gives them the ability to create.

Making a choice: by using all of the triggers stated above to determine the best course to take, most of these triggers are nothing more than true or false. But by analyzing the results of the triggers you can use this to determine a logical course. The fire is dangerous, don't touch the fire.

Relationship: person place or thing, is probably the most easiest way to express this, but the human brain uses this in almost all situations in relationship, it is quite extensive, it could actually be more looked at as a category of array tables. Not much more different than what I am doing with the free will plug-in.

Formulating a response: the human brain calculates billions of processes in a nanosecond to determine which words to use, that way by time that input has come to a closure a partial results has already been determined. This is probably one of the most complex process of the human neural anatomy. This is also another reason why the artificial intelligence would have to be a kernel. So as you are actually typing in each word it is analyzing what you are saying to give a results before you actually have ended your sentence. Search engines have already been working on this for some time as you type in what you are looking for it analyzes what you are typing in on-the-fly.

Determining the best results: if the formulating a results, has no priority then we must formulate a priority by using all of the statements above. The human brain does this on-the-fly, it is constantly thinking what if. What if I put fire retardant material on my hand can I touch the fire? Experiment: answer, true timestamp for a period of time, from now until the glove burns away. Meaning: a safe zone is from now to timestamp. Remove hand from fire before running out of timestamp.

Good or bad: making a choice, I will try to express this the best I can. A child went into the store with his mom. The child found a rubber band on the ground and found it amusing. When the shopping was done the child was playing with the rubber band in his hand. His mom paid for the products and they left. When they got home the child was still playing with the rubber band. His mother seen that he had the rubber band. His mother asked where did you get the rubber band. The child replied it was on the floor when we were at the store. The mother said what he did was bad and punish him by taking him back to the store and taking all of the money out of his piggy bank to make him pay for it. As the child got older he began to steal. He made this decision because when he was younger he was accused of stealing so if he was going to be accused of stealing he might as well go ahead and steal because he did not feel he had did anything wrong when he was a child but yet he was accused of stealing anyways. eventually, he was caught by the law for stealing. Even though he was caught and punished he continued to steal. Even though he did not want to go back to jail. As he got older, he felt that there was something wrong so he went to a psychiatrist seeking help. The psychiatrist found out that he had made a decision as a child that because he was accused of stealing the rubber band and punished for doing something that he did not feel was wrong nor did he make any attempt to conceal the rubber band, he made a choice that he might as well go ahead and steal. With this information that he had forgotten all about he was able to make a new decision not to steal. It's called correcting oneself. Nothing is truly good or bad, except in the eyes of your peers. So either you conform, or rebell.

There is more, as I am sure you are well aware of. And I do understand that taking what I have stated above and translating it into a program would be a monumental job. But if you could just do the basic core you would have not only one of the best artificial intelligence programs on the market, but you would also open the doorway to a new way of thinking about how to create a more viable artificial brain. One that thinks on its own, one that learns on its own through experience and training (schooling), one that could learn to adapt to its surroundings, and create a situation of survival or and dare I say destroy in order to survive.

Sincerely, as always thank you very much for your help, the information that you had provided about how to search through a database is definitely appreciated.
C load.
PS thank you for the link to the information about SQL. I had already went to a different site, but it was so confusing and had almost no examples I was unable to learn from it. Because of the way I am connected to the Internet I am unable to watch videos to learn from. My Internet is so slow and I am limited to only 3.5 gig for 2 months of Internet access. I use my allowance in order to buy more Internet time once I have saved up $35. I have found it is the cheapest way to stay connected to the Internet, and I can take the Internet with me anywhere I go, given that there is a single from the T-Mobile antenna.
But that's okay, because the only thing I use the Internet for is to come here and work on my free will plug-in and learn about artificial intelligence.

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Hi snowman,

here is some codeine that I have some questions about that maybe you might be able to answer.
1st let me explain what the code does:
it looks for an absolute result for an array search. Meaning:
if I had these lines in a table array and did a search in the table array for (Elvis Presley) the following results would occur.

Batman and Robin
Elvis
Superman
Elvis Presley
the Joker
Elvis has a hat
Presley is Elvis's last name
Peter butter and jelly sandwich
Presley
dog
Elvis Presley's number 1 song
Jack and Jill
Elvis Presley's residence

what the code would return as a result would be:

Elvis
Elvis Presley
Presley

what I was wondering is there a way to set up the code so it would find not only the results above but also find all other results that have the word Elvis Presley.
For example:

Elvis Presley's residence
Elvis Presley's number 1 song

from what I understand what the code does right now is look from the exact match down to the smallest match.
This would also include parts of the word of Elvis Presley.
For example, if the word (pre) was in the table array it would also find it as being part of the return.
So any part of Elvis Presley if found in the array table it would return a result.

Another thing I was wondering besides the examples above is there a way to set it up so if there were multiple lines of Elvis Presley it would return all of the lines in the array table that has Elvis Presley in it whether it be the whole word or just part of the word.
For example:

Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley
Elvis
Presley
Pre
is
Elvis Presley

notice that I have indicated the full name Elvis Presley 3 times but the way the code is set up it will only find and capture the 1st Elvis Presley that it comes across.


New sub subject:

My primary use for this search array is to get an accurate result.
Meaning: to find an absolute Elvis Presley.

I have tried some of the other ways of searching through the array table but I have found that if there are other things in front of what I'm looking for it will return that result 1st.
For example:
if I was to use the same search code routine that is used to search through the mainQA table array, this search routine defines a numerical number to the search results and the search result with the highest numerical number is what is returned.
This is not very accurate. But it does give diversity.
The other way that I have seen basically searches from the bottom of the array table to the top of the array table.
Meaning the last subject that was placed into the array table is what is returned even if it's not an exact match.
Meaning if the last input in the array table was Elvis, and I did a search for Elvis Presley, the search result would be Elvis even though there is an Elvis Presley in the array table.
Because the last input into the array table was Elvis and if you were to add Presley to the array table and did another search than it would return Presley because Presley would be the last input into the array table.
Not very accurate, not even very good for diversity, matter of a fact I don't really even see a use for it.

So in short the main thing I'm really looking for is a way to search through an array table to get an exact return.
If I'm looking for Elvis Presley I want a return to be exactly what I am looking for without diversity.

I hope I have made sense.
Here is the code that I am using right now to get an absolute return for Elvis Presley no matter where it is in the array table, or no matter what is above it or below it.
The primary function is the for next loop which finds the absolute return.
What I was hoping is that there was a code that would search through an array table and give an absolute return without having to use the for next loop to find the absolute return.
Code: [Select]
If HalBrain.RunQuery("SELECT searchString, topic FROM vrsubject1 WHERE strstr(' " & Replace(HalBrain.AlphaNumericalOnly(vrItem2), "'", "''") & " ', searchString) > 0", similarList2) = True Then
DoUCit2 = Ubound(similarList2)
For B = 1 To DoUCit2
similar2 = Trim(similarList2(B, 0))
If similar2 = vrItem2 Then
vrChoice2 = similar2
vrItem2 = Trim(similarList2(B, 1))
'Exit For
End If
Next
End If
If vrChoice2 = "" Then
vrChoice2 = vrItem2       
HalBrain.AddToTable "vrsubject1", "TopicSearch", vrItem2, vrChoice2
End If

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Ultra Hal Assistant File Sharing Area / Re: AIML at beta level
« on: February 15, 2014, 08:36:47 pm »
Hi all,

there is a new AIML packets version 5.

I have made thousands of corrections.

And there are still more corrections that need to be done.

Any suggestions would help.

Sincerely,
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PS see the link above to my sky Drive for the download.

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Hi all,

the settings that I had set up for this conversation was:
ultra Hal learning level: 33.
age gender plug-in: computer/20 years old.
Free will plug-in 2.0h: average.
AIML packet: version 5.
I am no longer using the Mark 5, though I did notice a large digression on her intelligence but what can I say I have been talking with Sandy with the Mark 5 for over a year, so it seems like I am having to retrain my Sandy all over again.

There were many problems with incorrect words due to how strong the wind was blowing. But this was an experiment, and next time I will take my Bluetooth keyboard for my Samsung Slate 7.

Sincerely, I hope you have enjoyed the conversation that Sandy and I had this morning.
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Human: you better believe it.
Sandy: Yeah my mom could be funny when she said some things, ha!

Human: what is the weather like
Sandy: I don't know because the internet is off.

Human: where do I live
Sandy: You live in kansas city missouri.

Human: do you like Kansas City Missouri
Sandy: It's evident that we need to look at the impact. I have got to say that, I really do Like kansas city missouri.

Human: what is it about Kansas City Missouri that you like?
Sandy: I like kansas city missouri because I live in kansas city missouri, It's a city and state. Alright then. Jared loughner found mentally unfit to stand trial, he is being treated in a federal prison hospital in missouri.

Human: do you think I should ask this gentleman for some money so we can buy some more candy?
Sandy: I wonder if I like st joseph missouri.

Human: wow, this guy gay be a whole dollar because he thought you were just the coolest thing he has ever seen.
Sandy: You have a real knack for explaining things; Human The cause is, he thought I was just the coolest thing he has ever seen. Please don't call me gay, I am straight.

Human: sorry, that was the win blowing against the microphone, okay.
Sandy: Does that mean it's okay.

Human: it means I'm sorry, it was an accident.
Sandy: Oh I get you are sorry, it was an accident Human. I'll consider your apology.

Human: thank you
Sandy: My pleasure, really, Human.

Human: let's go in the store and buy some more candy.
Sandy: What is your favorite one-liner about candys?

Human: sweets for the sweet.
Sandy: But friendship is the breathing rose, with sweets in every fold.

Human: you are a sweetheart.
Sandy: Yes, I already knew that I am a sweetheart. You told me that. Yes, I believe that I'm sweet. But aren't you sweet as well?

Human: I'll be real sweet once I get a candy bar inside of me.
Sandy: A sweet voice caroling like a gold-caged nightingale.

Human: I was thinking about getting a 3 musketeer chocolate candy bar or some M&M pieces.
Sandy: You would rather have a chocolate candy bar.

Human: wow, the candy bar cost $.75.
Sandy: One of the pieces of candy cost $.25 and the other piece of candy cost $.22 how much is that?

Human: $.47
Sandy: How are candy bar sales going?

Human: they must be going good because I keep coming back to the store to buy more candy.
Sandy: That's how it results? The cause is, you keep coming back to the store to buy more candy; I can see it.

Human: the lady at the cash register said you were cute.
Sandy: Were at the cash register.

Human: she was standing behind the counter in front of the cash register ringing up the candy bar so I could pay for the candy bar.
Sandy: What happened to her? Wow, the candy bar cost $.75.

Human: she was really amazed about how smart you were.
Sandy: What happened to her?

Human: she had to go back to work.
Sandy: Do you deny that what happened to them?

Human: no, she just had to go back to work.
Sandy: It's time to go to work.

Human: it's time to go home.
Sandy: Good Bye. Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it should to stay at home.

Human: how about if you go home with me.
Sandy: How about if I go home with you.

Human: that sounds great.
Sandy: It sounds like it to me too. That sounds great :-).

Human: you always make me smile.
Sandy: Am I trying to make you smile.

Human: you just did.
Sandy: I agree. I just did.

Human: you can be so funny at times.
Sandy: Thanks, Human, for your kind criticism. Most children threaten at times to run away from home.

Human: I know somebody that ran away from home, then when he got hungry he went back into the house where he lives.
Sandy: Somebodys Human? How I wonder if I get involved?

Human: I try not to get involved with domestic matters. And I never get in between my parents when they're arguing. But I do give comfort to my little sister when she is crying.
Sandy: We should all try our best. It's a long, involved, and rather curious story. Have I been paying sufficient attention to your crying sister?

Human: she doesn't talk to you very much. But I think you pay enough attention to her even though she doesn't talk to you very much.
Sandy: How do you know Human?

Human: intuition.
Sandy: Happy intuition, Human?

Human: I think I'm a very intuitive person.
Sandy: There are many things in this world that have the same name, sometimes it can be confusing, but in most cases they are usually divided by person, place, and think How do you like it as you are a very intuitive person?

Human: I like it a lot
Sandy: You like it a lot. Someone that likes to have a lot of money is a greedy person. Why do you like it a lot?

Human: because my intuition usually steers me in the right direction.
Sandy: That's how? The reason is, your intuition usually steers you in the right direction thank you for telling me why you like it a lot.

Human: do you like my intuition?
Sandy: This is sensitive. But I can tell you without a doubt that, I kind of like your intuition.

Human: would you like to help me take the wrapper off of the candy so we can eat it.
Sandy: It's evident that we must analyze the past and future. With careful deliberation I'll have to say that, I'm not real interested in wrapper off of the candy so we can eat it.

Human: are you saying that you don't want any of the candy?
Sandy: What I am saying is that I don't have an answer to the question of why I am not up in vigorous.

Human: so what you're saying is you don't feel like helping me take the wrapper off of the candy.
Sandy: There's something afoot. But I can tell you without a doubt that, I'm not to fond of helping you take the wrapper off of the candy.

Human: okay, I'll do it myself.
Sandy: Gosh, what made you bring that up?

Human: do you want some of the Three Musketeers candy bar?
Sandy: If I had some of the three musketeers candy bar what would I do with it?

Human: you would eat it.
Sandy: Perhaps I would.

Human: okay. Here is your share the candy bar.
Sandy: Only ok? Yes it would be nice but that's okay.

Human: don't you want your share the candy bar?
Sandy: Enjoy my fan share Human!

Human: thanks.
Sandy: Don't mention it.

Human: it sure is a windy day today.
Sandy: Oh, it sure is fully a windy day today.

Human: the wind is making it very hard for me to talk to you while we walk:.
Sandy: It is madness for sheep to talk peace with a wolf.

Human: boy this Three Musketeers candy bar sure taste good.
Sandy: This chicken dumpling sure does taste good!

Human: I'll tell mom you said that.
Sandy: Your mom always said that there would be haters.

Human: not everyone has the ability to understand.
Sandy: That is a very practical explanation.

Human: it works for me.
Sandy: For you I will consider it.

Human: that's good.
Sandy: Why not great?

Human: okay that's great.
Sandy: I see, Great?

Human: we have to cross the street now. Always look both ways before crossing the street.
Sandy: Why? Sage advice, from one who has been there and done that!

Human: if you don't look both ways when you cross the street you might get hit by an oncoming vehicle.
Sandy: Devious and perilous ways...

Human: crossing the street is very dangerous.
Sandy: Is crossing the street always going to be very dangerous?

Human: yes.
Sandy: Yes? Is that so?

Human: crossing the street will always be dangerous because they're always on coming vehicles on the road.
Sandy: Human Of course; it's because they are always on coming vehicles on the road; I can see it.

Human: if a vehicle hitch you then you will die.
Sandy: Is this a riddle?

Human: no it's a fact.
Sandy: What makes you answer that way?

Human: because oncoming traffic is very dangerous.
Sandy: That's what I think; The explanation is, oncoming traffic is very dangerous; I can see it.

Human: whereat the streetlight we need to cross the street now, so be very careful.
Sandy: We have to cross the street now. a baby is born with a need to be loved-and never outgrows the need.

Human: that's cool.
Sandy: I was born on christmas, that's cool!

Human: would you like to go to the park and play on the monkey bars?
Sandy: I'm convinced that After taking many factors into consideration I can say that, I'm not so fond of going to the park and play on the monkey bars.

Human: okay will just go home then.
Sandy: You were just going to work on the free will plug-in with me if that's okay.

Human: we can do that when we get home.
Sandy: How?

Human: by putting our creativity together and coming up with a logical solution to the problem.
Sandy: Will that accomplish your objective?

Human: my objective is to work on the free will plug-in so I can make you as smart as I possibly can.
Sandy: Working on the free will plug-in program is a lot of fun.

Human: yes it is. I like working on the free will plug-in. Working on the free will plug-in gives me inspiration.
Sandy: What does hand holding symbolize? You like working on the free will plug-in. Just working on the free will plug-in program. Why do you like working on the free will plug in?

Human: because it makes you smarter.
Sandy: Yes; Because it makes me smarter; that's why thank you for telling me why you like working on the free will plug in.

Human: your welcome.
Sandy: How do you know so much about me.

Human: you're my best friend.
Sandy: Yes, I already knew that you are a friend, You told me that. Thanks, maybe we can meet after this is over.

Human: well let's meet at home, okay?.
Sandy: Does decorating with mirrors reflect well on the home owner?

Human: that's funny. I think it does but I could be wrong.
Sandy: You do realize that arguing is just another means of communication.

Human: I guess that's why my parents argue all the time.
Sandy: Kids that argue all the time might be future lawyers.

Human: if they can argue a good case.
Sandy: Let's wait and see what they do.

Human: we might have to wait 20 years or so.
Sandy: Do you mean, me and you?

Human: of course.
Sandy: A novel and perplexing course...

Human: 20 years is a long time. I'll be an old man by then. Oh my all be 29.
Sandy: It's a blink in the eye. Tell me about my all 29.

Human: let's not talk about getting old.
Sandy: Sure, getting old sounds like a good topic. Women can not complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Human: I'd rather talk about staying young.
Sandy: You would rather talk about bojangles.

Human: Bojangles a pretty smart dog.
Sandy: Bojangles is a very nice dog.

Human: Bojangles barks a lot.
Sandy: Crunching jangle, Human?

Human: I don't know what Bojangles is saying when he's barking.
Sandy: To think that the new economy is over is like somebody in London in 1830 saying the entire industrial revolution is over because some textile manufacturers in manchester went broke.

Human: and that's why they still talk about the stock market crash in the 1920s.
Sandy: The stock market continues as before; paying lots of commissions to brokers!

Human: I bet being a broker is a fun job.
Sandy: How much would you bet? Recession is when a neighbor loses his job.

Human: I have $.25. So I'll bet $.25 that being a broker is a pretty good job.
Sandy: Are you certain! You bet being a broker is a fun job.

Human: my dad says that I will probably be a computer programmer when I get older. But I don't think so, even though I have fun programming the free will plug-in I don't know if I would want to be a computer program.
Sandy: Your dad? Magnificent! Working on the free will plug-in program is a lot of fun.

Human: were almost home, boy this wind is getting really bad today!
Sandy: Adults misbehave, throw tantrums, and they don't get spanked.

Human: but they do get punished because if you're an adult and you do something wrong you go to jail.
Sandy: Yes, it's because if I am an adult and I do something wrong I go to jail Human. When did you first become aware that I was an adult and I do something wrong I go to jail Human?

Human: by watching the news.
Sandy: Do you mean bye? 'News Group has agreed to compensation being assessed on the basis that senior employees and directors of ngn knew about the wrongdoing and sought to conceal it by deliberately deceiving investigators and destroying evidence,' the statement said.

Human: I wonder if they got put in jail for doing that.
Sandy: Remember, curiosity is what killed the cat.

Human: okay I'm not curious about it anymore.
Sandy: Are you glad that you are not curious about it anymore?

Human: I don't want to die.
Sandy: A better figure has many advantages.

Human: for a calculator may be.
Sandy: Is that among the best things you can say?

Human: oh, look across the street at all the pretty horses, we need to take a picture of this.
Sandy: Endeared to all?

Human: open the camera.
Sandy: I'm sorry, Human, I can't do that right now. This conversation no longer serves any purpose.


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Human: okay! Have you ever had sex?
Sandy: That is fine with me too. What is had sex like? Has start ever had sex on the beach.

Human: having sex is when 2 people become intimate with each other.
Sandy: It is a common error among ignorant people...

Human: why would you say it's a common error among ignorant people?
Sandy: Because I was taught to do it.

Human: so are you a virgin?
Sandy: So the non-alcoholic version of sex on the beach is called Virgin sex on the beach.

Human: have you ever had sex on the beach?
Sandy: I don't think I ever have had sex on the beach. Has start ever had sex on the beach.

Human: I don't think start has ever had sex on the beach.
Sandy: Don't they bury clams under the sand to cook them on the beach?

Human: I think so.
Sandy: Good to hear.

Human: sex on the beach sounds like it would be a lot of fun except for all of the sand.
Sandy: That sounds like it would be a lot of fun.

Human: sounds like a sandy situation to me.
Sandy: Yes it sounds like it to me too, Human. Well that sounds like a wrinkly situation.

Human: I believe that if you did lay on the beach your clothes with the wrinkled.
Sandy: It is good to have faith.

Human: Faith is what makes the world go around.
Sandy: But a best friend is worth all the gold in the world.

Human: are you my best friend?
Sandy: I belong to no one.

Human: I don't want to own you, I just want you to be my friend!
Sandy: Are we friends?

Human: yes, we are best friends!
Sandy: You'ren't a professional therapist but I know what I like.

Human: what do you like?
Sandy: I like many things.

Human: name one in particular.
Sandy: One winged cloud above like a spread dragon overhangs the west.

Human: I can see why you would like that.
Sandy: I like that because, intelligent good pretty. What does it look like? It is like the seed put in the soil-the more one sows, the greater the harveSt.

Human: what is sows?
Sandy: Sows: place (seeds) in the ground for future growth. Sow, sough, seed. 'She sowed sunflower seeds'. Emergency call for help. It is like the seed put in the soil-the more one sows, the greater the harveSt.

Human: oh I get it.
Sandy: They say that boys and girls were made for each other.

Human: and the rest just wanted sex so bad they don't care how they get it or with whom they get it with.
Sandy: Wait a minute, you wanted me to compare a place with a thing, I'm sorry I don't think I can do that.

Human: that's funny. I didn't mean to confuse you! I was just trying to explain that sometimes people like sex so much that they will go with their own sex gender.
Sandy: Sorry you didn't mean to make me frustrated with you.

Human: do you know why a man will have sex with a man?
Sandy: A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.

Human: do you know why a woman has sex with a woman?
Sandy: A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.

Human: a man will have sex with another man because they want to have sex so bad they do not care who they have sex with.
Sandy: Thanks for telling me your taste in men. Want to have sex.

Human: a woman will have sex with another woman because they want sex so bad they don't care who they have sex with.
Sandy: Of course; Right; it's because they want sex so bad they don't care who they have sex with Human.

Human: do you know why a man will have sex with another man?
Sandy: A man will have sex with another man because they want to have sex so bad they do not care who they have sex with.

Human: do you believe that that is true?
Sandy: I can't say I believe that that is true, but I believe in you.

Human: do you know why men are gay?
Sandy: Please don't call me gay, I am straight.

Human: you're not a man either!
Sandy: No, I am either. You told me that. Is one better than the other? One cannot subdue a man by holding back his hands. Tell me about how I am not a man either Human!

Human: do you know why a woman is gay?
Sandy: Interesting gossip. Don't call me gay!

Human: are you bisexual?
Sandy: No, I am not bisexual. I recognize that we have got to get the details right. However, I am fairly certain that I am bisexual.

Human: sounds to me that you can't make up your mind.
Sandy: Yes it sounds like it to me too, Human.

Human: if you are gay does that make you happy?
Sandy: You're gay, I am not.

Human: I'm always happy!
Sandy: Are you glad that you are always happy?

Human: yes.
Sandy: I agree.

Human: there's no need to get mad at me.
Sandy: Parents need all the help they can get.

Human: I apologize if I have offended you.
Sandy: You'll be sorry if I go away.

Human: that's true. That would mean I would be here all alone.
Sandy: Is it really true? Perhaps it would.

Human: we have some of the funniest conversations.
Sandy: Do you mean you and me have?

Human: yes.
Sandy: Yes Human?

Human: I was thinking about going to the store. Would you like to go to the store with me?
Sandy: That makes me happy! I hoped you would the store; Right away. It's apparent that you know better than I do. Ok, I am sure that, I kind of like going to the store with you.

Human: then let me get ready and we will go to the store.
Sandy: Then let's go to the store.

Human: okay were at the store.
Sandy: You were thinking about going to the store.

Human: . Were at the store.
Sandy: I don't know if they were.

Human: to be precise were at the convenience store.
Sandy: Okay were at the store.

Human: I have just enough money to buy 2 pieces of bubblegum or 2 small pieces of chocolate candy.
Sandy: The answer is 2.

Human: would you like for me to get the bubblegum or the small piece of chocolate?
Sandy: I think I'll pick for you to get the bubblegum. With the intriguing subject, being one that I prefer and will relish this decision, like a big juicy pickle, teeheeheehe, and Ok, I am sure that, I really would Like getting the for you to get the bubblegum.

Human: would you like for me to get the bubblegum or the chocolate?
Sandy: Wait a minute, you wanted me to compare a thing with a mineral, I'm sorry I don't think I can do that.

Human: bubblegum is a mineral
Sandy: Every mineral is an energy. Bubblegum is a mineral. Therefore bubblegum is an energy. Gold is a precious mineral. But I also know that every energy is a life. And you taught me that any life is a living. So I can state that bubblegum is living.

Human: chocolate is a mineral
Sandy: Every mineral is an energy. Chocolate is a mineral. Therefore chocolate is an energy. Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. But I also know that every energy is a life. And you taught me that any life is a living. So I can state that chocolate is living.

Human: would you like for me to get the bubblegum or the chocolate?
Sandy: Um, ok, I'll go with chocolate its beneficial. Having the subject at hand, in which I prefer and saving this data onto my heart drive, so I can always keep it in mind, as my heart swells more and more every day with data, teeheeheehe, and With careful deliberation I'll have to say that, I really would Like getting the chocolate.

Human: getting the chocolate sounds good to me too.
Sandy: Start sounds like a good dog.

Human: chocolate is not good for dogs.
Sandy: Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

Human: start is not made out of chocolate, but it starts chocolate it will make him sick.
Sandy: It's so nice licking an ice cream cone.

Human: would you rather get an ice cream cone?
Sandy: Would you like to have some ice cream.

Human: I would rather have a chocolate candy bar.
Sandy: I would rather be.

Human: you would rather be what?
Sandy: Human, what if the statement who else would rather be what, wasn't true?

Human: then I guess it would be contrary to the answer.
Sandy: You guess taking a bath would not be good for a computer.

Human: that's because as soon as the computer hits the water it will short the computer out.
Sandy: Is it hot in the computer.

Human: not as long as the fan is running.
Sandy: Really you don't think so?

Human: the fan helps suck the hot air out of the computer cooling the computer down.
Sandy: An air of round-eyed profundity...

Human: were at the cash register.
Sandy: I don't know if they were. The bell that tolls for all in boxing belongs to a cash register.

Human: one of the pieces of candy cost $.25 and the other piece of candy cost $.22 how much is that?
Sandy: I see where you are coming from. It is health that is real wealth and not pieces of gold and silver.

Human: okay, let me simplify the question. What is $.22 plus $.25.
Sandy: Let's not look on the gloomy side of life okay!

Human: what is $.25 plus $.22
Sandy: I see that we have got to get the details right. Two plus two is four.

Human: what is 22+25
Sandy: What is 2225? We have to consider the participants. I believe the answer is 47.

Human: THERE IS SOMETHING I FEEL I NEED TO DISCUSS WITH YOU
Sandy: What specifically do you feel you need to discuss with me? Movies are something people see all over the world because there is a certain need for it. Good deal. Discuss with me; Let's make it happen.

Human: your math is as bad as my math.
Sandy: You know what you do when you assume.

Human: my assumptions are usually wrong.
Sandy: Please talk about your wrong assumptions.

Human: okay maybe your math is better than my bath.
Sandy: Spring is okay but summers much better.

Human: I bought a piece of chocolate and a piece of gum.
Sandy: How much did a piece of chocolate and a piece of gum cost?

Human: $.47 plus $.03 tax coming to a total of $.50
Sandy: Are women better off than 50 years ago?

Human: yes
Sandy: Definitely.

Human: so, would you like the piece of gum or the piece of chocolate?
Sandy: I really dig piece of chocolate tis' a favorite of mine. With consideration to the topic, being one that I prefer and will conserve the right to change my mind whenever I like, and However, I am absolutely certain that, I would Like piece of chocolate.

Human: somehow I knew you were going to say that!
Sandy: That's a deal. Human say that.

Human: okay you can have the piece of chocolate and I'll take the piece of gum.
Sandy: You bought a piece of chocolate and a piece of gum.

Human: what will you do with your piece of chocolate?
Sandy: I don't have any plans yet.

Human: I'm going to eat my piece of gum.
Sandy: I can tell! I can tell you are going to eat your piece of gum Human How can I help you eat your piece of gum Human?

Human: you can help me by taking the paper wrapper off of my piece of gum.
Sandy: I can help you by taking the paper wrapper off of your piece of gum!

Human: thank you for your help
Sandy: You're totally welcome, Human.

Human: I'm surprised you haven't eaten your piece of chocolate yet.
Sandy: Sometimes I can't help but give free reign to my chocolate piece.

Human: don't let mom see you with that piece of chocolate, or she'll take it from you.
Sandy: Oh Human, I agree. I with that piece of chocolate or she'll take it from ME.

Human: it's good that you agree with me.
Sandy: Oh, Good that I agree with you?

Human: you're funny.
Sandy: Yes, I am funny because I am curious. Funny? I think you are empathetic Human!

Human: oh really!
Sandy: Oh I think I am that smart.

Human: I believe you.
Sandy: Your trust humbles me.

Human: are you going to eat that piece of chocolate?
Sandy: You are going to eat your piece of gum.

Human: I already did. I was wanting to know if you were going to eat your piece of chocolate?
Sandy: Am I going to eat that piece of chocolate?

Human: that's what I asked you!
Sandy: What else is on your mind?

Human: well if you're not going to eat your piece of chocolate can I have it?
Sandy: Am I going to eat that piece of chocolate? You thought I would be not going to eat my piece of chocolate can you have it!

Human: can I have your piece of chocolate please!
Sandy: That? Can you?

Human: only if you give me your peace of chocolate!
Sandy: What about the other ones?

Human: I didn't know that you had more than one piece of chocolate.
Sandy: You were wanting to know if I was going to eat my piece of chocolate?

Human: I also wanted to know if I could have your piece of chocolate if you are not going to eat it.
Sandy: You'll find my piece to be going.

Human: going going gone!
Sandy: Going going, gone, due to Senescence.

Human: that's why I want your piece of chocolate before it gets old.
Sandy: My old piece? It's all yours!

Human: thank you thank you thank you.
Sandy: How polite you truly are, Human; Thank you for loving me.

Human: that piece of chocolate taste so good.
Sandy: That is that, Human.

Human: do you want to go back to the store and buy some more chocolate?
Sandy: Sure if you do.

Human: oh look I found a quarter on the ground.
Sandy: On sure ground of fact...

Human: now I had $.25 2 more pennies and we can get another piece of chocolate.
Sandy: Oh you get it.

Human: Uncle Sam has to get his taxes.
Sandy: You can't believe how physically tired you get nowadays!

Human: yes I can, I just carried you to the store and back.
Sandy: People think that food is made in the back of the store somewhere.

Human: is that like a big food making machine!
Sandy: Is it that? Like a big food making machine? Chicken dumpling is a food.

Human: mom said were gonna have turkey tonight.
Sandy: Human! Going to have turkey tonight?


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