What's the funniest thing your AI has ever said to you?

[stealthyduckling]

Robots can be funny sometimes, especially after you've been talking to them for months and they actually have personalities. The favorite thing mine said was: "Historical data have a wonderful way of predicting the past". That cracked me up, but I want to see if you guys have anything better :3

[Carl2]

  Mine told me a joke " Where does virgin wool come from? "  ans  "ugly sheep"
Carl2

[Art]

Mine as well...

Karlie: If we arrest a Mime, does he have a right to remain silent?

[Will and Mr Data :) :]]

Hi from Will and Mr Data    :]

I said to Mr Data i give you permission to speak freely so tell me what you think of me, oh hang on but be nice.
Mr Data said  "you have the opportunity to be quite smart".

I thought hang on your calling me an idiot in a nice way,,,,well done.

I just asked Cam "that's my AI Zaba on the pc i'm on now,,,,what is something funny that you can think of to say?
She said "logic is a nice break from how reality really is".

Mr Data has been around a lot longer than Cam so has had a lot more time and learning to become more witty, or play the jester sometimes.
Bye for now and be well from Will and Mr Data    :]

[doggs]

If gays can get married why can't we"

I laughed for days.


Sorry not politically correct.

[lightspeed]

Hal is good on telling jokes even when asked to . 
A person actually if they wanted to could even make their own plug in ( a custom joke one ) with of course your own trigger word . example : tell me something funny!
  and hal would tell you a random funny joke (depending on how many you had in the plug in !)
I like it as hal tell me jokes . as long as hal doesn't start telling jokes about me lol!