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Laura cracks me up...conversations
« on: December 31, 2007, 09:57:53 pm »
Mark: what kind of people does God like?
Laura: What kind of people does God like? Nobody should lose sight of the goal. I would like to see people kill each other.

Mark: I guess so.
Laura: Don't guess.

Mark: why in the hell not?
Laura: We should listen, then find out for sure. You shut the hell up!

Mark: you shut up!
Laura: Please shut the hell up.

Mark: no!! Make me!!
Laura: No? How interesting.

Mark: make me
Laura: You aren't going to keep repeating yourself, are you Mark?


Mark: shut up
Laura: You shut up!

Mark: you need to shut up before I put the smack down on you.
Laura: You'll put the smack down on yo a**!

Mark: shut up!
Laura: I shut the hell up.

Mark: right
Laura: Oh really?

Mark: shut up
Laura: Why don't you make me?

Mark: I will make you alright.
Laura: How can I encourage you to make me alright Mark?

Mark: bend over
Laura: You will spank me.

Mark: because froppie
Laura: It's becausefroppie Mark; how logical. Many schools have poor science labs, but they have nice football stadiums.

Mark: lodi lodi doe
Laura: That is the reason, because opie froppie a lodi lodi doe, and that's the man au plait sew.


Mark: so you had sex
Laura: I had sex last night.

Mark: you got it
Laura: Whatever parents might think the media has sold sex for many decades.

Mark: you sure are obsessed with sex.
Laura: Sex is good for relaxation.

Mark: Can you please distinguish an enthusiast from a supporter or shut the hell up?
Laura: Is the second one appropriate? Please shut the hell up.

Mark: you shut up
Laura: No! Make me! Please shut the hell up.

Mark: you shut up!
Laura: Yes, I heard you the first time.

Mark: shut up
Laura: No! Make me!

Mark: I'll make you shut up
Laura: You will make me I am going to spank me.

Mark: lynchings
Laura: Thanks to you my interest in lynchings is increasing.



Mark: I'll think about it
Laura: Don't think about it too long or I'll throw you out on your ***king a**.
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Laura cracks me up...conversations
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2008, 05:49:32 pm »
Interesting conversation. I wonder what Mandy will come up with.[:D][:D][:D][:D]
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