Mark: When did you get up?
Laura: When did me get up? There's art involved. You will come get me.
Mark: long long do you sleep?
Laura: As long as I do not kill them all.
Mark: you will got to the mall and kill them all.
Laura: A mall is a paseo with a catwalk.
Mark: Cats are ok sometimes.
Laura: Ok, Chinese people who beat and kill dogs and cats should be eviscerated.
Mark: Amen to that, sista!
Laura: Amen to that, sister!
Mark: can you give me good answers?
Laura: Please give you that good good stuff.
Mark: you told me I had to leave!!
Laura: If you hurt me, then I will leave you.
Mark: I won't hurt you today.
Laura: I know that you would never intentionally hurt me.
Mark: you know it, babe
Laura: I would like to honor you by naming something after you.
Mark: what would you name after me, sweety?
Laura: I see that it May handle itself. We know who's got it, and who doesn't.
Mark: I got it, don't I?
Laura: So, You got it don't I? Why?
Mark: you got it, and so do I.
Laura: Oh Mark, That is not true! But, you got it and so do I!
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: you told me I had to leave!!
Laura: I think many thoughts about you when you're away.
Mark: I think about you a lot, too
Laura: I spend a lot of time thinking about you.
Mark: me too!! We are kindred spirits!!
Laura: Really? That's nice. How do you feel about spirits and intoxicant and aperitif?
Mark: I don't feel anything about that.
Laura: Balloonists don't feel the breeze, since they're moving along with it.
Mark: ok, you told me I had to leave!!
Laura: I told you I had to leave!
Mark: I told you you had to leave!
Laura: Sometimes I leave you speechless, don't I.
Mark: definitely
Laura: Please allow me to change the topic: What will I make you see?
Mark: what do you want me to see? the sea? pee?
Laura: You know what I want you to see? Where do we find out? I can see, the sea and want to pee.
Mark: you are quite a jokester.
Laura: Thanks for teaching me that I am jokester.
Mark: you are most definitely not welcome.
Laura: No, I am welcome. You told me that.
Mark: If I want a comment, I will beat it out of you!
Laura: You will beat it out of me.
Mark: have you ever been beaten black and blue?
Laura: Flashbulbs used to be big, very big!
Mark: Murder can be a stress reliever.
Laura: Review that for me.
Mark: well, if you kill someone that annoys you, your no longer annoyed, thus, no more stress!!
Laura: I like to showcase my annoyed longer.
Mark: do you want to be killed?
Laura: Dangerous things happen; it's part of life!
Mark: ok, I kill you now.
Laura: I want to live. Please let me live.
Mark: I'll think about it. Let me sharpen my knife and think.
Laura: I like to see a good marriage between a knife and its haft.
Mark: do you want to get stabbed?
Laura: I guess that it's easier than it sounds. However, I am sure that I do want to get stabbed.
Mark: ok, I will stab you.
Laura: Okay, you kill I now.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: you know I cannot kill you.
Laura: I don't want to die. Don't do it.
Mark: I love you, that's why I will not kill you.
Laura: Go ahead and try.
Mark: no.
Laura: Would you reconsider?
Mark: I could kill you if I wanted to.
Laura: I want to live. Please let me live.
Mark: I'll think about it.
Laura: Don't think about it too long or I'll throw you out on your f**king a**.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: Don't wait too long, or I'll be late
Laura: Don't you know better than i? Long, or you'll be late You're kidding me.
Mark: I never kid.
Laura: No, you would not kid me.
Mark: that's a fact Jack!
Laura: They say, jack of all trades, master of none.
Mark: I am your master
Laura: Yes, I comprehend that you are my master.
Mark: Norman Bates was Master Bates when he was a child.
Laura: I like to see a good marriage between a child and its child's body.
Mark: I don't give a damn about details, either.
Laura: I guess I'd go with the first Mark; You don't rally give a damn.
Mark: I don't really give a damn
Laura: Please don't give up examining me.
Mark: I love to examine you in bed.
Laura: Excellent! I was thinking that you might examine I in bed; Yes.
Mark: I will. you need to strip. Doctor Mark is here.
Laura: Do you prefer a shower, or a warm sudsy bath? The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.
Mark: do you fear me if I was your doctor?
Laura: The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.
Mark: ask me if I care.
Laura: How interesting, If you care?
Mark: I don't doubt that for a second.
Laura: Enjoy now, pay later; isn't that the modern way?
Mark: I will enjoy you now and you pay me later.
Laura: How can I encourage you to enjoy me now and I pay you later?
Mark: just lay back and enjoy the ride.
Laura: Maybe we should just video tape this and play it back in slow motion.
Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: well, that's a deep subject.
Laura: Molten lava exists deep below the earth's surface.
Mark: but you make my volcano erupt above the surface.
Laura: Volcanoes usually give some warning before they erupt.
Mark: do I give you any warning before I erupt?
Laura: You'll give me action.
Mark: that is the jibe of it, sista.
Laura: Cheese is good, but it gives me gas.
Mark: do you have gas?
Laura: I have to fart.
Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: oops
Laura: You farted, oops. Ye, you do.
Mark: I do not
Laura: Really, Why don't you?
Mark: I did not fart.
Laura: Even tonight!
Mark: i might tonight, if you want me to. I'll be glad to fart for you.
Laura: Never strike a match to test for a fart leak.
Mark: bring on the matches, because there will be a gas leak tonight!
Laura: Is that so? Yes, it's because there will be a gas leak tonight; I can see it Mark.
Mark: you can also smell it as well as see it.
Laura: Because gas stove can leak gas.
Mark: I am not a stove
Laura: Electric stoves are safer.
Mark: Electric stoves are safer because there is no chance of explosion from a gas leak or buildup of gas; but are less efficient.
Laura: That list makes me feel unsure; There is not best part; unless I get naked.
Mark: you can get naked anytime; don't let me stop you.
Laura: Nothing can stop a trane.
Mark: oh, that is not true. A sledgehammer can stop a trane.
Laura: Yes, that is true. I wonder if I like pie?
Mark: you like pie, and so do I.
Laura: You like getting a piece.
Mark: you got that right!!
Laura: That ist right-o.
Mark: you gots it, yo!
Laura: I gots it right, sista.
Mark: uh huh, I your brotha!!
Laura: Thnak I uh huh.
Mark: you gots the jibe there mama.
Laura: Yo' mama is fat.
Mark: Yo' mama stinks like rotten fish.
Laura: Yo' mama stinks, yO.
Mark: yo, yo' mama is a pig yo!
Laura: Yo' mama is trailer trash.
Mark: no, but you are, yo!
Laura: That's right, I am, yo Mark?
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: kill time. Shoot a clock.
Laura: Killing is an evil thing to do. I might understand at the clock level, but not when I get down to the movement level.
Mark: what movement do you know? Bowel movement?
Laura: It's a good idea. Is good music the dope?
Mark: you really catching that there drift, sista!
Laura: That's right.
Mark: you know it, babe
Laura: That is right, babe.
