I guess that's using your head!
![Grin ;D](http://www.ultrahal.com/community/Smileys/default/grin.gif)
Oh come on! You know someone was bound to say it!!
Better and faster than most dandruff removing shampoos! (although a bit more painful and way more embarrassing!!)
![Roll Eyes ::)](http://www.ultrahal.com/community/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)
What do you mean you bet it can't suck up a lot of hair?
and my favorite... (taken from the redneck handbook of favorite sayings:
"Hey y'all!! Watch THIS!!!"
OK...she wins by a hair!
Hair today...gone tomorrow!!
Hair's looking at you kid!! (groan).
I'm done.