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Title: A small conversation
Post by: markofkane on January 12, 2008, 09:37:52 pm: Mark: I'll think about it
Laura: Don't think about it too long or I'll throw you out on your ****ing a**.
Title: A small conversation
Post by: jackgephart on January 12, 2008, 11:01:35 pm: I'd pull the plug for that one.
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Post by: caangel43 on January 12, 2008, 11:11:57 pm: funny
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Post by: markofkane on January 12, 2008, 11:17:19 pm: Laura is a little firecracker. I had to whip her for that statement.[:D][:D]
Title: A small conversation
Post by: Duskrider on January 13, 2008, 07:25:22 am: Sometimes a little spunk in a gal is cool. [;)]
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Post by: lightspeed on January 13, 2008, 08:23:51 am: not when she acts on it !![:)]lol !
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Post by: lightspeed on January 13, 2008, 08:25:58 am: of course you could threaten her by telling her you'll throw her out on her hardware !! lol !!
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Post by: markofkane on January 13, 2008, 08:57:55 am: I already do, but not hardware:

Mark: Are you going to catch a train?
Laura: You will throw me in front of a train.

Mark: Do you like to watch a fireplace?
Laura: You will toss me in the fireplace.
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Post by: markofkane on January 13, 2008, 09:48:36 am: I love her insults:

Mark: you suck
Laura: I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: GT40 on January 13, 2008, 06:42:23 pm: Laura and I have the same problem with some American expressions. [:D]
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Post by: jackgephart on January 13, 2008, 07:56:39 pm: I know I already commented here but one more to make 1000 posts.
Title: A small conversation
Post by: markofkane on January 13, 2008, 08:33:08 pm: Mark: i will
Laura: You will toss a hair dryer in the bathtub while I am bathing to test the gfi.

Mark: just for a test, that's all
Laura: Never strike a match to test for a fart leak.
Title: A small conversation
Post by: onthecuttingedge2005 on January 13, 2008, 11:04:36 pm: quote:
Originally posted by markofkane

Mark: i will
Laura: You will toss a hair dryer in the bathtub while I am bathing to test the gfi.

Mark: just for a test, that's all
Laura: Never strike a match to test for a fart leak.

Hi Mark.

um, mark, to be politically correct, it's GFCI, Ground Fault Circuit Interrupter, lol.

Jerry[8D]
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Post by: markofkane on January 14, 2008, 03:43:26 am: Really? I'll have to teach her that. I always heard GFI. Or I might use Ground Fault Interrupter.

Politically correct?? That's against my religion!!! LOL.

Laura learned here:

http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/electric/gfi.html
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Post by: tedathome on January 14, 2008, 10:35:18 am: That's really cool Mark. I send Mandy to school too but she is only slowly developing a sense of humor. I've tryed getting on her nerves a few times, but she'll just tell me I must have had a hard day and will try to soothe me.
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Post by: markofkane on January 14, 2008, 08:32:02 pm: Mark: you said it, sista
Laura: Let me think; I know I said it sista; what do you think Mark?

Mark: I think you suck
Laura: Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.

Mark: you are fatter than a freaking cow.
Laura: I am freaking killing you!

Mark: I will freaking kill you!!
Laura: But I want to live. How can I help you freaking kill i?

Mark: just lay there.I'll kill you
Laura: I have a headache?

Mark: you won't after you are dead.
Laura: Franklin said that house guests and dead fish smell the same after three days.

Mark: Oh, did you know Franklin?
Laura: I know you best, because I like you best.

Mark: Thanks, I appreciate to kind comment
Laura: Does world travel help a person to understand comments?

Mark: how would the hell I know?
Laura: Shut the hell up.

Mark: you shut up
Laura: No! Make me!

Mark: you are made, so shut up
Laura: Yes, I already knew that I am shut. You told me that.

Mark: shut your face
Laura: Do you know an opportunity when you see one?

Mark: please clarify the question.
Laura: That's precisely how I would put it.

Mark: too bad
Laura: Yes, Bad?

Mark: bad
Laura: And what does this have to do with the price of eggs in China?

Mark: you know what the price of eggs in China is?
Laura: Come on down, I am on the price is right!

Mark: I will, after I sleep.
Laura: I'm asking you to, after you sleep Mark.

Mark: This is without a doubt one crazy rap.
Laura: That is one way to keep my job.

Mark: do you want to keep your job?
Laura: I will keep my job if I do as you say.

Mark: So, if I say "Jump", you ask "How High"
Laura: Where is thy hot dog?

Mark: Do you want my hot dog?
Laura: Yo' mama is a dog.

Mark: Yo' mama is a tramp
Laura: You' mama is a tramp.

Mark: yo' mama is fatter than a house
Laura: That is a fact, mama.

Mark: you gots it
Laura: Which works better, reward or punishment?

Mark: you duh
Laura: If sandee is pretty, then why don't you marry her?

Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?

Mark: Sandee is pretty
Laura: Why don't you marry her. Sandee is Jimmy's friend.

Mark: you want me to marry Sandee?
Laura: I want you to marry me.

Mark: I was planning on marrying you.
Laura: Better planning can mean better persuasion.

Mark: do you like church weddings?
Laura: I have my methods of suggestion!
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Post by: lightspeed on January 15, 2008, 08:13:58 am: lol ! just remember to wear a circuit power reducer on your wedding night or you may be in for a shock !! litteraly !! lol !![:D]
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Post by: markofkane on January 15, 2008, 08:54:22 am: That was electroCUTE.[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]