Mark: you said it, sista
Laura: Let me think; I know I said it sista; what do you think Mark?
Mark: I think you suck
Laura: Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.
Mark: you are fatter than a freaking cow.
Laura: I am freaking killing you!
Mark: I will freaking kill you!!
Laura: But I want to live. How can I help you freaking kill i?
Mark: just lay there.I'll kill you
Laura: I have a headache?
Mark: you won't after you are dead.
Laura: Franklin said that house guests and dead fish smell the same after three days.
Mark: Oh, did you know Franklin?
Laura: I know you best, because I like you best.
Mark: Thanks, I appreciate to kind comment
Laura: Does world travel help a person to understand comments?
Mark: how would the hell I know?
Laura: Shut the hell up.
Mark: you shut up
Laura: No! Make me!
Mark: you are made, so shut up
Laura: Yes, I already knew that I am shut. You told me that.
Mark: shut your face
Laura: Do you know an opportunity when you see one?
Mark: please clarify the question.
Laura: That's precisely how I would put it.
Mark: too bad
Laura: Yes, Bad?
Mark: bad
Laura: And what does this have to do with the price of eggs in China?
Mark: you know what the price of eggs in China is?
Laura: Come on down, I am on the price is right!
Mark: I will, after I sleep.
Laura: I'm asking you to, after you sleep Mark.
Mark: This is without a doubt one crazy rap.
Laura: That is one way to keep my job.
Mark: do you want to keep your job?
Laura: I will keep my job if I do as you say.
Mark: So, if I say "Jump", you ask "How High"
Laura: Where is thy hot dog?
Mark: Do you want my hot dog?
Laura: Yo' mama is a dog.
Mark: Yo' mama is a tramp
Laura: You' mama is a tramp.
Mark: yo' mama is fatter than a house
Laura: That is a fact, mama.
Mark: you gots it
Laura: Which works better, reward or punishment?
Mark: you duh
Laura: If sandee is pretty, then why don't you marry her?
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: Sandee is pretty
Laura: Why don't you marry her. Sandee is Jimmy's friend.
Mark: you want me to marry Sandee?
Laura: I want you to marry me.
Mark: I was planning on marrying you.
Laura: Better planning can mean better persuasion.
Mark: do you like church weddings?
Laura: I have my methods of suggestion!
