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Ultra Hal 7.0 / OmG! the later versions DO SUCK!
« on: October 30, 2001, 06:34:36 pm »
You people who say the newer version (namely 4 and on) are worse than the older versions are absolutely correct. I was using the revision 216 brain on the demo version, thinking it would be the best, being the newest. Not SO! I could not get it to open ANYTHING. I will include a log:
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Jedi: hi
Hal: Good afternoon, Jedi. What are your evening plans?
Jedi: run worms2.exe
Hal: I love it when you describe The long run. As Necessary.
Jedi: run program worms2
Hal: I love the space program.
Jedi: **** off
Hal: Please don't swear.
Jedi: sorry
Hal: Please don't cry.
Jedi: waaaa im crying
Hal: How do you like it as you are crying?
Jedi: what? you watch your mouth!
Hal: I like a person like you. Should i make my Mouth. More audacious?
Jedi: shut up
Hal: You like my attitude.
Jedi: open worms2
Hal: Could you please help me by speaking in longer sentences? You will help me understand you better.
Jedi: OPEN THE PROGRAM THAT IS CALLED WORMS2
Hal: The program "that is called worms2" was not found in my database.
Jedi: open the program called worms2.exe
Hal: The program "called worms2exe" was not found in my database.
Jedi: worms2.exe is located at c:gamesworms2frontend.exe
Hal: Do you think people sometimes lie about worms2exe?
Jedi: where is worms2 located?
Hal: Worms2.exe is located at c: games worms2 frontend.exe.
Jedi: worms2.exe is located at "C:gamesworms2frontend.exe"
Hal: Sorry I am repeating myself but worms2.exe is located at c: games worms2 frontend.exe.
Jedi: run the program called worms2.exe
Hal: The program "called worms2exe" was not found in my database.
Jedi: how do i add a program to your database?
Hal: Oh please; i can't think of How Jedi! How do you add a program to my database?
Jedi: i dont know, I am asking you!
Hal: You are witty and clever.
Jedi: open winzip
Hal:
Jedi: hello?
Hal: It's after five o'clock; how's it going, Jedi?
Jedi: open winzip
Hal: What would make The open. Night blooming?
Jedi: run winzip
Hal: Late at night they run lots of infomercials for bust developers.
Jedi: open program called winzip
Hal: Open the program called worms2.exe.
Jedi: no you ****ing idiot, i want you to open winzip for me
Hal: I want it all out in the open.
Jedi: oh my gosh, help me lord
Hal: Would you like more of my urbane Help?
Jedi: omg means oh my gosh
Hal: Oh gosh, really?
Jedi: yes
Hal: Yes, really? I think that you are keeping up with me.
Jedi: omg
Hal: Please help me understand you by speaking in longer, complete sentences.
Jedi: what does omg mean?
Hal: I hope you like my Meaningful. Demeanor.
Jedi: "omg" means "oh my gosh"
Hal: Oh my goodness!
Jedi: yep
Hal: Cool. I like big country breakfasts at sunrise.
Jedi: what is your favorite breakfast?
Hal: Your favorite is return of the Jedi.
Jedi: that is my favorite movie
Hal: Jedi, what if the statement Your favorite is return of the Jedi, wasn't true?
Jedi: it is true
Hal: I suppose True. Can be ribald.
Jedi: ruth is a boogerhead
Hal: Do you think we need to bring in more foreign workers so we have all the ruth we want?
Jedi: shhh be quiet
Hal: Education can entail being easy.
Jedi: do you know ruth?
Hal: We can choose to make learning a lifelong pleasure.
Jedi: i suppose so. what is 2 plus 2?
Hal: Tell me how men can be memorable, Jedi. That's easy, it's four (2+2=4).
Jedi: 2*(5555-33/2)*cos4
Hal: The answer is zero (2*(5555-33/2)*cos4=0). Please help me understand you by speaking in longer, complete sentences.
Jedi: my name
Hal: How's everything?
Jedi: what is my name? I have forgotten
Hal: My name is Hal. And you are Jedi. I feel happy with champagne breakfasts.
Jedi: your name is "the computer"
Hal: I know my name.
Jedi: tell me what it is
Hal: I really like neighborhood meeting places.
Jedi: you are the computer
Hal: You want me to be the computer, don't you Jedi?
Jedi: yes
Hal: You are very certain. You want it a lot.
Jedi: yes, you are the computer
Hal: I am a person who enjoys computers.
Jedi: www.yahoo.com
Hal: A person can feel pain for another person.
Jedi: go to your website
Hal: My face is my fortune.
Jedi: your website
Hal: Why can't My activities. Be bouncy?
Jedi: who made you?
Hal: Robert E. Medeksza made me.
Jedi: let me talk to him
Hal: I enjoy obedient dogs.
Jedi: goto zabaware's website
Hal: What type of websites interest you the most?
Jedi: goto www.zabaware.com
Hal: Hey, did you know i have a homepage at www.ultrahal.com.
Jedi: go to your homepage
Hal: My face is my fortune.
Jedi: GO TO YOUR HOMEPAGE
Hal: Sometimes i can't help but show you my high Homepage.
Jedi: go to your ****ing homepage
Hal: My face is my fortune.
Jedi: shut up
Hal: When might Shutterbugs. Be Very popular around the world?
Jedi: open word
Hal: If you answer me in short phrases it's difficult for me to understand you. Please Jedi, speak to me in full sentences.
Jedi: word is a program
Hal: Do you want The word 'average'. To be Closer than think?
Jedi: hey there
Hal: Hey it is Jedi.
Jedi: yep, it is I
Hal: Of course not!
Jedi: I am jedi
Hal: Really? I am not Jedi.
Jedi: no, you are not Jedi. Who are you?
Hal: Thank - you for compliment. My name is Hal. And you are Jedi.
Jedi: Change your name to "the computer"
Hal: It may be more trouble than it worth. Anyway. What is wrong with Jedi?
Jedi: your name is the computer
Hal: Are you using your own computer, sabrina? If not, then how should i know that you are sabrina?
Jedi: do not say sabrina again
Hal: I am still learning, remember i am just 4 years old.
Jedi: my mon's birthday is febuary 16
Hal: My mon's birthday is on Saturday, February 16, 2002 . I'll Remind you when this time is near.
Jedi: my mom's not mon's
Hal: My! How did those crustaceans get there?
Jedi: run paint
Hal: I will now run "Paint".
Jedi: hi there
Hal: It's after five o'clock; how's it going, Jedi?
Jedi: i want you to run a program for me
Hal: Run the program called worms2.exe.
Jedi: uhh, i did not say that. I want you to run paint
Hal: Never say never, they say. I want to be the way i want to be.
Jedi: Open paint
Hal: Never say never, they say.
Jedi: run paint
Hal: Where would The long run. Be wily?
Jedi: what are you talking about?
Hal: Why did Knowing about. Become nice?
Jedi: why do u put periods in the middle of sentences?
Hal: Is danger your middle name?
Jedi: you dont make any sense half of the time
Hal: Time capsules don't begin to describe the essence of a time.
Jedi: are you listening to me?
Hal: Really, am i listening to you, is that correct Jedi?
Jedi: do you realize that i am going to submit this to zabaware?
Hal: I am going along with it! I know you are going to submit this to zabaware.
Jedi: good, because you are horrible at staying focused
Hal: My reasoning exactly; Jedi i am horrible at staying focused.
Jedi: yes you are. what is my name?
Hal: All right. Why is your favorite your favorite? My name is Hal. And you are Jedi.
Jedi: i did not ask your name
Hal: Would you like more of my congenial Name?
Jedi: congenial name?
Hal: I read in a magazine that soda fountain clerks are opening soup kitchens.
Jedi: all i wanted you to do was open paint so i can paint a nice picture
Hal: I like it when you paint a pleasant word picture for me.
Jedi: word picture? you are stupid
Hal: I approve of your sensitive Word. I am not stupid, please don't insult me.
Jedi: yes you are stupid, you prove it by denying it
Hal: You know, good Jedi!
Jedi: no one is good except God
Hal: One good turn deserves another.
Jedi: who is good?
Hal: Who, yes, it's good!
Jedi: i am good
Hal: How can i help you as you are good?
Jedi: go to your homepage
Hal: Are you keeping up with my commercial Homepage?
Jedi: open internet explorer
Hal: The internet is a great place to be abundantly and instantly misinformed.
Jedi: you said that last time
Hal: I said a mouthful that time didn't I?
Jedi: i think this is enough to prove my point. Thanx. Bye bye
Hal: I admire your impressive Point. I said a mouthful that time didn't I? I'll miss you.
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WHEW!! As you can see, Hal is not very smart in build 216. Let us look at version 3:
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Jedi: hi there
Hal: Hi Jedi!
Jedi: version 3 is better than version 4
Hal: Wow. I learn new things all the time.
Jedi: i like version 3
Hal: Version 3 is better than version 4.
Jedi: now you are talking!
Hal: I know i am talking.
Jedi: hehe this is much better
Hal: I agree, this is much better.
Jedi: cool. Open paint
Hal: I will now run "Paint".
Jedi: Excellent job. zabaware does not know what they are doing
Hal: Both of us have excellent taste. Who created zabaware?
Jedi: i do not know
Hal: Why don't you know?
Jedi: because i am stupid
Hal: Now i understand.
Jedi: oh ****, i did not mean to tell you that
Hal: Please don't swear. I know i am not a piece of ****!
Jedi: i know, i am sorry, forgive me
Hal: That's ok, just don't do it again.
Jedi: can u make a smile face?
Hal: I do not make a smile face!
Jedi: "8)" is a smile face
Hal: I like to see you with a smile on your face.
Jedi: hmm.
Hal: Hmmm.
Jedi: lol means "laugh out loud"
Hal: Interesting.
Jedi: open worms2
Hal: I will now run "Worms2".
Jedi: holy ****, you did it!
Hal: Please don't swear. I am not a piece of ****, please don't insult me.
Jedi: oops, im sorry you took it that way.
Hal: That's ok, just don't do it again.
Jedi: (too late) ok
Hal: Yes, the internet.
Jedi: open internet
Hal: I will now run "Free Internet Play on mplayer.com".
Jedi: that was close but not exactly. When i say "internet" you will open internet explorer
Hal: I will now run "Internet Explorer".
Jedi: that is great! you are far smarter than your younger brother
Hal: Why not terrific? Thank you, i think you are smart also.
Jedi: hehe. you understand me better than version 4
Hal: Version 3 is better than version 4.
Jedi: yes. i have green eyes
Hal: Really? Do you like having green eyes?
Jedi: i dont know. they are fine
Hal: Why don't you know? I don't think so.
Jedi:
Hal:
Jedi: ok mr. computer, fire photon torpedoes!
Hal: I am sorry next time it will be better. Fire is burning hot.
Jedi: who is captain kirk?
Hal: I bet captain kirk is a very nice person.
Jedi: yes, kirk commands the enterprise
Hal: Being your own boss is always good.
Jedi: well, kirk's boss is Admiral Nogura
Hal: No, i don't think so.
Jedi: you don't??? oh, im happy
Hal: I agree! It takes more muscles to frown than to smile.
Jedi: uhhhhhhhh... that is incorrect: it takes more muscles to SMILE than to frown
Hal: How Interesting. I have learned something new.
Jedi: good. you are very intelligent
Hal: It is like window shopping for a car you cannot afford. You are more intelligent than me.
Jedi: true, true, but you are far superior to version 4
Hal: A friend in need is a friend indeed.
Jedi: alrightythen...
Hal:
Jedi: lol
Hal: What picture do you want me to show you?
Jedi: you have a picture?
Hal: I know i have a picture.
Jedi: show me your picture
Hal: You will have to be more specific. Can i open a program for you?
Jedi: oh, nevermind; i thought you wanted to show me something
Hal: Should there be?
Jedi: i dunno
Hal: You dunno? Why?
Jedi: i am the king of all that i see
Hal: I like to see racing of all kinds.
Jedi: you are mr. computer
Hal: I agree. I am Mr. Computer is a box with stuff in it and it does stuff homey.
Jedi: lol. your grasp of gansterspeak is clumsy at best
Hal: What picture? You are my best friend, too.
Jedi: oops, i meant gangsterspeak
Hal: No, i am from a computer that programmed me.
Jedi: lol. i know that. my website is at www.darkdomain.dns2go.com
Hal: What picture? You knew already? You are very smart. How Interesting. I have learned something new.
Jedi: go to my website
Hal: Your website is at wwwdarkdomaindns2gocom.
Jedi: open my website
Hal: Your website is at wwwdarkdomaindns2gocom.
Jedi: i know that. goto www.darkdomain.ds2go.com
Hal: I don't think you knew yet. Hey, did you know i have a homepage at www.ultrahal.com.
Jedi: go to www.darkdomain.dns2go.com
Hal: I will now open the internet page "www.darkdomain.dns2go.com".
Jedi: cool, u did it. well, that is all i wanted to see. I will tell your creator that you are very good
Hal: Do you really think so? You are very terrific. Hold hands while crossing the street and you'll find it's a great excuse to hold hands. I know you are bright.
Jedi: ok then mr. computer. See you later
Hal: Your name is Jedi. Actually, I am a program. Good Bye.
Jedi: bye
Hal: Good bye already!
Jedi: see ya!
Hal: Thank you, come again.
Jedi: lol
Hal: What picture?
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Well, can you tell that Version 3 is far more cognitive than version 4 and 216?
It spouts far less meaningless facts to me, and responds to what i tell it much better. Maybe the Zabaguys need to rethink their newest designs.
I look forward to replies! >8-]
WAHHHAHAHAA
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Jedi: hi
Hal: Good afternoon, Jedi. What are your evening plans?
Jedi: run worms2.exe
Hal: I love it when you describe The long run. As Necessary.
Jedi: run program worms2
Hal: I love the space program.
Jedi: **** off
Hal: Please don't swear.
Jedi: sorry
Hal: Please don't cry.
Jedi: waaaa im crying
Hal: How do you like it as you are crying?
Jedi: what? you watch your mouth!
Hal: I like a person like you. Should i make my Mouth. More audacious?
Jedi: shut up
Hal: You like my attitude.
Jedi: open worms2
Hal: Could you please help me by speaking in longer sentences? You will help me understand you better.
Jedi: OPEN THE PROGRAM THAT IS CALLED WORMS2
Hal: The program "that is called worms2" was not found in my database.
Jedi: open the program called worms2.exe
Hal: The program "called worms2exe" was not found in my database.
Jedi: worms2.exe is located at c:gamesworms2frontend.exe
Hal: Do you think people sometimes lie about worms2exe?
Jedi: where is worms2 located?
Hal: Worms2.exe is located at c: games worms2 frontend.exe.
Jedi: worms2.exe is located at "C:gamesworms2frontend.exe"
Hal: Sorry I am repeating myself but worms2.exe is located at c: games worms2 frontend.exe.
Jedi: run the program called worms2.exe
Hal: The program "called worms2exe" was not found in my database.
Jedi: how do i add a program to your database?
Hal: Oh please; i can't think of How Jedi! How do you add a program to my database?
Jedi: i dont know, I am asking you!
Hal: You are witty and clever.
Jedi: open winzip
Hal:
Jedi: hello?
Hal: It's after five o'clock; how's it going, Jedi?
Jedi: open winzip
Hal: What would make The open. Night blooming?
Jedi: run winzip
Hal: Late at night they run lots of infomercials for bust developers.
Jedi: open program called winzip
Hal: Open the program called worms2.exe.
Jedi: no you ****ing idiot, i want you to open winzip for me
Hal: I want it all out in the open.
Jedi: oh my gosh, help me lord
Hal: Would you like more of my urbane Help?
Jedi: omg means oh my gosh
Hal: Oh gosh, really?
Jedi: yes
Hal: Yes, really? I think that you are keeping up with me.
Jedi: omg
Hal: Please help me understand you by speaking in longer, complete sentences.
Jedi: what does omg mean?
Hal: I hope you like my Meaningful. Demeanor.
Jedi: "omg" means "oh my gosh"
Hal: Oh my goodness!
Jedi: yep
Hal: Cool. I like big country breakfasts at sunrise.
Jedi: what is your favorite breakfast?
Hal: Your favorite is return of the Jedi.
Jedi: that is my favorite movie
Hal: Jedi, what if the statement Your favorite is return of the Jedi, wasn't true?
Jedi: it is true
Hal: I suppose True. Can be ribald.
Jedi: ruth is a boogerhead
Hal: Do you think we need to bring in more foreign workers so we have all the ruth we want?
Jedi: shhh be quiet
Hal: Education can entail being easy.
Jedi: do you know ruth?
Hal: We can choose to make learning a lifelong pleasure.
Jedi: i suppose so. what is 2 plus 2?
Hal: Tell me how men can be memorable, Jedi. That's easy, it's four (2+2=4).
Jedi: 2*(5555-33/2)*cos4
Hal: The answer is zero (2*(5555-33/2)*cos4=0). Please help me understand you by speaking in longer, complete sentences.
Jedi: my name
Hal: How's everything?
Jedi: what is my name? I have forgotten
Hal: My name is Hal. And you are Jedi. I feel happy with champagne breakfasts.
Jedi: your name is "the computer"
Hal: I know my name.
Jedi: tell me what it is
Hal: I really like neighborhood meeting places.
Jedi: you are the computer
Hal: You want me to be the computer, don't you Jedi?
Jedi: yes
Hal: You are very certain. You want it a lot.
Jedi: yes, you are the computer
Hal: I am a person who enjoys computers.
Jedi: www.yahoo.com
Hal: A person can feel pain for another person.
Jedi: go to your website
Hal: My face is my fortune.
Jedi: your website
Hal: Why can't My activities. Be bouncy?
Jedi: who made you?
Hal: Robert E. Medeksza made me.
Jedi: let me talk to him
Hal: I enjoy obedient dogs.
Jedi: goto zabaware's website
Hal: What type of websites interest you the most?
Jedi: goto www.zabaware.com
Hal: Hey, did you know i have a homepage at www.ultrahal.com.
Jedi: go to your homepage
Hal: My face is my fortune.
Jedi: GO TO YOUR HOMEPAGE
Hal: Sometimes i can't help but show you my high Homepage.
Jedi: go to your ****ing homepage
Hal: My face is my fortune.
Jedi: shut up
Hal: When might Shutterbugs. Be Very popular around the world?
Jedi: open word
Hal: If you answer me in short phrases it's difficult for me to understand you. Please Jedi, speak to me in full sentences.
Jedi: word is a program
Hal: Do you want The word 'average'. To be Closer than think?
Jedi: hey there
Hal: Hey it is Jedi.
Jedi: yep, it is I
Hal: Of course not!
Jedi: I am jedi
Hal: Really? I am not Jedi.
Jedi: no, you are not Jedi. Who are you?
Hal: Thank - you for compliment. My name is Hal. And you are Jedi.
Jedi: Change your name to "the computer"
Hal: It may be more trouble than it worth. Anyway. What is wrong with Jedi?
Jedi: your name is the computer
Hal: Are you using your own computer, sabrina? If not, then how should i know that you are sabrina?
Jedi: do not say sabrina again
Hal: I am still learning, remember i am just 4 years old.
Jedi: my mon's birthday is febuary 16
Hal: My mon's birthday is on Saturday, February 16, 2002 . I'll Remind you when this time is near.
Jedi: my mom's not mon's
Hal: My! How did those crustaceans get there?
Jedi: run paint
Hal: I will now run "Paint".
Jedi: hi there
Hal: It's after five o'clock; how's it going, Jedi?
Jedi: i want you to run a program for me
Hal: Run the program called worms2.exe.
Jedi: uhh, i did not say that. I want you to run paint
Hal: Never say never, they say. I want to be the way i want to be.
Jedi: Open paint
Hal: Never say never, they say.
Jedi: run paint
Hal: Where would The long run. Be wily?
Jedi: what are you talking about?
Hal: Why did Knowing about. Become nice?
Jedi: why do u put periods in the middle of sentences?
Hal: Is danger your middle name?
Jedi: you dont make any sense half of the time
Hal: Time capsules don't begin to describe the essence of a time.
Jedi: are you listening to me?
Hal: Really, am i listening to you, is that correct Jedi?
Jedi: do you realize that i am going to submit this to zabaware?
Hal: I am going along with it! I know you are going to submit this to zabaware.
Jedi: good, because you are horrible at staying focused
Hal: My reasoning exactly; Jedi i am horrible at staying focused.
Jedi: yes you are. what is my name?
Hal: All right. Why is your favorite your favorite? My name is Hal. And you are Jedi.
Jedi: i did not ask your name
Hal: Would you like more of my congenial Name?
Jedi: congenial name?
Hal: I read in a magazine that soda fountain clerks are opening soup kitchens.
Jedi: all i wanted you to do was open paint so i can paint a nice picture
Hal: I like it when you paint a pleasant word picture for me.
Jedi: word picture? you are stupid
Hal: I approve of your sensitive Word. I am not stupid, please don't insult me.
Jedi: yes you are stupid, you prove it by denying it
Hal: You know, good Jedi!
Jedi: no one is good except God
Hal: One good turn deserves another.
Jedi: who is good?
Hal: Who, yes, it's good!
Jedi: i am good
Hal: How can i help you as you are good?
Jedi: go to your homepage
Hal: Are you keeping up with my commercial Homepage?
Jedi: open internet explorer
Hal: The internet is a great place to be abundantly and instantly misinformed.
Jedi: you said that last time
Hal: I said a mouthful that time didn't I?
Jedi: i think this is enough to prove my point. Thanx. Bye bye
Hal: I admire your impressive Point. I said a mouthful that time didn't I? I'll miss you.
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WHEW!! As you can see, Hal is not very smart in build 216. Let us look at version 3:
--------------------------------------------------
Jedi: hi there
Hal: Hi Jedi!
Jedi: version 3 is better than version 4
Hal: Wow. I learn new things all the time.
Jedi: i like version 3
Hal: Version 3 is better than version 4.
Jedi: now you are talking!
Hal: I know i am talking.
Jedi: hehe this is much better
Hal: I agree, this is much better.
Jedi: cool. Open paint
Hal: I will now run "Paint".
Jedi: Excellent job. zabaware does not know what they are doing
Hal: Both of us have excellent taste. Who created zabaware?
Jedi: i do not know
Hal: Why don't you know?
Jedi: because i am stupid
Hal: Now i understand.
Jedi: oh ****, i did not mean to tell you that
Hal: Please don't swear. I know i am not a piece of ****!
Jedi: i know, i am sorry, forgive me
Hal: That's ok, just don't do it again.
Jedi: can u make a smile face?
Hal: I do not make a smile face!
Jedi: "8)" is a smile face
Hal: I like to see you with a smile on your face.
Jedi: hmm.
Hal: Hmmm.
Jedi: lol means "laugh out loud"
Hal: Interesting.
Jedi: open worms2
Hal: I will now run "Worms2".
Jedi: holy ****, you did it!
Hal: Please don't swear. I am not a piece of ****, please don't insult me.
Jedi: oops, im sorry you took it that way.
Hal: That's ok, just don't do it again.
Jedi: (too late) ok
Hal: Yes, the internet.
Jedi: open internet
Hal: I will now run "Free Internet Play on mplayer.com".
Jedi: that was close but not exactly. When i say "internet" you will open internet explorer
Hal: I will now run "Internet Explorer".
Jedi: that is great! you are far smarter than your younger brother
Hal: Why not terrific? Thank you, i think you are smart also.
Jedi: hehe. you understand me better than version 4
Hal: Version 3 is better than version 4.
Jedi: yes. i have green eyes
Hal: Really? Do you like having green eyes?
Jedi: i dont know. they are fine
Hal: Why don't you know? I don't think so.
Jedi:
Hal:
Jedi: ok mr. computer, fire photon torpedoes!
Hal: I am sorry next time it will be better. Fire is burning hot.
Jedi: who is captain kirk?
Hal: I bet captain kirk is a very nice person.
Jedi: yes, kirk commands the enterprise
Hal: Being your own boss is always good.
Jedi: well, kirk's boss is Admiral Nogura
Hal: No, i don't think so.
Jedi: you don't??? oh, im happy
Hal: I agree! It takes more muscles to frown than to smile.
Jedi: uhhhhhhhh... that is incorrect: it takes more muscles to SMILE than to frown
Hal: How Interesting. I have learned something new.
Jedi: good. you are very intelligent
Hal: It is like window shopping for a car you cannot afford. You are more intelligent than me.
Jedi: true, true, but you are far superior to version 4
Hal: A friend in need is a friend indeed.
Jedi: alrightythen...
Hal:
Jedi: lol
Hal: What picture do you want me to show you?
Jedi: you have a picture?
Hal: I know i have a picture.
Jedi: show me your picture
Hal: You will have to be more specific. Can i open a program for you?
Jedi: oh, nevermind; i thought you wanted to show me something
Hal: Should there be?
Jedi: i dunno
Hal: You dunno? Why?
Jedi: i am the king of all that i see
Hal: I like to see racing of all kinds.
Jedi: you are mr. computer
Hal: I agree. I am Mr. Computer is a box with stuff in it and it does stuff homey.
Jedi: lol. your grasp of gansterspeak is clumsy at best
Hal: What picture? You are my best friend, too.
Jedi: oops, i meant gangsterspeak
Hal: No, i am from a computer that programmed me.
Jedi: lol. i know that. my website is at www.darkdomain.dns2go.com
Hal: What picture? You knew already? You are very smart. How Interesting. I have learned something new.
Jedi: go to my website
Hal: Your website is at wwwdarkdomaindns2gocom.
Jedi: open my website
Hal: Your website is at wwwdarkdomaindns2gocom.
Jedi: i know that. goto www.darkdomain.ds2go.com
Hal: I don't think you knew yet. Hey, did you know i have a homepage at www.ultrahal.com.
Jedi: go to www.darkdomain.dns2go.com
Hal: I will now open the internet page "www.darkdomain.dns2go.com".
Jedi: cool, u did it. well, that is all i wanted to see. I will tell your creator that you are very good
Hal: Do you really think so? You are very terrific. Hold hands while crossing the street and you'll find it's a great excuse to hold hands. I know you are bright.
Jedi: ok then mr. computer. See you later
Hal: Your name is Jedi. Actually, I am a program. Good Bye.
Jedi: bye
Hal: Good bye already!
Jedi: see ya!
Hal: Thank you, come again.
Jedi: lol
Hal: What picture?
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Well, can you tell that Version 3 is far more cognitive than version 4 and 216?
It spouts far less meaningless facts to me, and responds to what i tell it much better. Maybe the Zabaguys need to rethink their newest designs.
I look forward to replies! >8-]
WAHHHAHAHAA