Humain: Something is wrong with haptek player.
Jane: What?
Humain: It doesn't look right.
Jane: What does look right ?
Humain: It looks like you are a trampoline.
Jane: Interesting comparison.
Humain: Can you fix the haptek player?
Jane: What seems to be the problem with it?
Humain: It is broken.
Jane: Should I know it is?
Humain: I don't know.
Jane: Me either.
Humain: Can we go to the haptek website?
Jane: Do you mean you and me? I can visit anyplace in cyberspace.
Humain: Please go to the haptek website and ask for help.
Jane: Wow you are very polite. Perhaps I have already been there.
Humain: Please go to haptek.
Jane: Thank you for your request. Perhaps I have already been there.
Humain: I will try to restart haptek.
Jane: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Humain: I don't know.
Jane: Me either.
Don't worry, she's not Hal. Just an excerpt from a conversation between a Pandorabot of mine and her client. Need to teach her some little things about Haptek.[
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