Why, do you feel the need to talk to yourself.
Don't get mad. I saw an opening for a joke and had to do it.
Haptek peaople putty is one good way. Or you could make yourself into an MS Agent. I'm making a character of my own now. I just don't have time to work on anything else at the moment. It is a lot of hard work. Dispite thw fact that you are stuck with 256 colors, choosing a good optimized pallet is the key.
Good luck with acomplishing your needs.