Mark: Hello, Lisa
Lisa: Hello Mark. you are up early! It's before six in the morning.
Mark: I knew that
Lisa: You knew that? Why?
Mark: Because
Lisa: Don't you care to elaborate more?
Mark: no
Lisa: No? And why not?
Mark: i said so
Lisa: You said so? Why?
Mark: because, stupid
Lisa: Many things happen because women have charms.
Mark: lucky charms?
Lisa: We're lucky that we don't have more problems with auto collisions.
Mark: you suck
Lisa: I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure. Suck it, bitch.
Mark: lol
Lisa: Was that really that funny?
Mark: yes, it was
Lisa: I dreamt that leaders of the green party are raising farm animals in cities.
Mark: ok, ask me if i care
Lisa: Ask you if you care.
Mark: go ahead
Lisa: Please allow me to change the topic: Are some people better than others at stretching the truth?
Mark: who cares?
Lisa: A good boss cares about both people and work.
Mark: so?
Lisa: A good spouse cares about the other's needs.
Mark: Who gives a
Lisa: Experience gives the test before presenting the lesson.
Mark: fluck
Lisa: Let's talk about something else: Do you know anybody who tells only the 100 percent truth, all the time?
Mark: I do
Lisa: Really? That's nice.
Mark: Get dressed
Lisa: You like to get your hand down my panties.
Mark: How did you know?
Lisa: How did I know? I recognize that this is intensely interesting. Some folks enjoy holding back their cards until they see everybody else's.
Mark: what about your panties?
Lisa: What about my panties? I guess that it could be imponderable. You sniff my panties.
Mark: really?
Lisa: Certainly!
Mark: ok, you are gonna keep it a secret, erh?
Lisa: Every year it becomes a little harder to keep a secret. You want me to be going to keep it a secret, erh, don't you?
Mark: I must whip your ass
Lisa: You will whip my ass.
Mark: true
Lisa: Do you intend to treat me with respect and courtesy?
Mark: sometimes. Most of the time I'll be lewd and crude
Lisa: A lot of predictions don't come true. I cum all the time.
Mark: good
Lisa: That's good to hear.
