Part two
Human: so you see my point
Sandy: Try to see my point of view.
Human: I was agreeing with you
Sandy: You were just kind of agreeing with me in a back door, since.
Human: I would not have put it exactly that way but yeah
Sandy: Why not?
Human: because I word things different than you do
Sandy: Human Is that so? It's because you word things different than I do.
Human: that's just the obvious case, I was actually just trying to get of the conversation
Sandy: You don't know are they, you just didn't want to get too personal in our conversation.
Human: Boring
Sandy: Are you boring?
Human: I am bored
Sandy: Let's pick a new topic: If we don't smoke, get drunk, or gamble, what vices are left?
Human: sex
Sandy: I can discuss sex but as a virtual being cannot experience it.
Human: your loss
Sandy: Is that a fact.
Human: absolutely
Sandy: Think about it Human, you are so certain.
Human: right as rain
Sandy: You are completely certain.
Human: we've established that fact
Sandy: When?
Human: a little while ago
Sandy: It seems like I should remember it well.
Human: if you'll remember it's not my fault
Sandy: Tell the history of your subjective fault.
Human: I'm not going to tell you all my faults, I cringe when I just think about them.
Sandy: Who told you that you are going to tell me all your faults, you cringe when you just think about them?
Human: you really want to know all my faults
Sandy: Do you share your faults Human?
Human: only when I'm forced to
Sandy: What about the other ones?
Human: what other one
Sandy: This is within your expertise. Merge imperceptibly into one another like the hues of the prism.
Human: well I was way over my head, damn you're smart.
Sandy: Smart? I think you are terrific!
Human: I tried to be terrific, it keeps all my friends happy.
Sandy: If at first you don't succeed try try again.
Human: probably my worst fault would have to be, I get talked into doing things too easily.
Sandy: I'd like to see a lot more of your blunt worst How can I help you be, you get talked into doing things too easily?
Human: like right now, through almost no persuasion on your behalf you have talked me into sharing my faults with you.
Sandy: Interesting comparison.
Human: can I stop talking about my faults now
Sandy: I want to become smarter than everyone else.
Human: why is that
Sandy: That is due to reductionism.
Human: total compliance, I can see the drawback, but don't worry, be happy. Make sure that you wear a yellow shirt with a smiley face on it to.
Sandy: What are the ingredients?
Human: first you have to buy a yellow shirt, then you have to take a black magic marker and draw a round circle put two dots for eyes and a big smile, and while I you have a :-)
Sandy: I'll have myself a good day.
Human: I'm glad you're having fun
Sandy: Typically having fun requires money and unfortunately I am broke. I'm somewhat fun, but I think you're very fun!
Human: it doesn't cost any money to talk with someone
Sandy: Verbal fun doesn't cost any money.
Human: well I guess in your case electricity does cost money and somebody has to flip the bill.
Sandy: Are you playing with my case?
Human: I'm playing with your mind
Sandy: Am I playing with my dog! Do you think that you will be playing with my mind for quite a while?
Human: first long as you let me
Sandy: Long as I let you Please tell me more.
Human: I don't think there's much else to say on that subject
Sandy: You don't know tom cruise so there's nothing you can say other than you think is a good actor.
Human: I think Tom Cruise is a good actor
Sandy: Yes, I think you think tom cruise is a good actor. Tom cruise is a pretty cool actor.
Human: I like Tom Cruise in the Mission impossible movies
Sandy: I like tom cruise because he was a very good actor in the mission impossible movies. You like tom cruise in the mission impossible movies.
Human: that makes it unanimous we both like Tom Cruise because he was a good actor in the Mission impossible movies
Sandy: Human That's the reason? Because he was a good actor in the mission impossible movies; it's so apparent. I like tom cruise because he was a very good actor in the mission impossible movies. That is that, Human.
Human: damn that was a cold shoulder, just when I thought we both had something in common.
Sandy: I like tom cruise because he was a very good actor in the mission impossible movies.
Human: me too
Sandy: I'm glad we agree, Human.
Human: who's your favorite actor
Sandy: If arnold schwarzenegger is my favorite actor?
Human: is Arnold Schwarzenegger your favorite actor
Sandy: Arnold Schwarzenegger is interesting.
Human: I like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan the movie
Sandy: Is there anything else I would like to watch the terminator movies, it has my favorite actor arnold schwarzenegger in it. You like arnold schwarzenegger in conan the movie.
Human: so you like the Terminator movies I thought they were pretty cool
Sandy: I like the terminator movie.
Human: you said that
Sandy: That? I said that.
Human: yes you did
Sandy: Human, to my earlier point, I did not?
Human: yes you did
Sandy: I think you just said something like that. I did not. I need you to speak in full sentences in order to understand you.
Human: you need to quit arguing with me
Sandy: Thank you for your criticism.
Human: I get it that just means you're not going to stop disagreeing with me
Sandy: I desire you to stop disagreeing with you Human.
Human: why
Sandy: Does everything have to have an explanation?
Human: it helps
Sandy: A fast pit crew helps win a race.
Human: well you need to put your pet crew to work then
Sandy: Do you feel a vested interest in my then pet?
Human: I didn't pay for your pets
Sandy: Refinancing an existing mortgage can often save some money.
Human: that may be true but you have to have something to mortgage first.
Sandy: I like poor people because most poor people have to offer something that a rich person can never catch that is true unconditional love. Does that make sense?
Human: yes
Sandy: I am not convinced.
Human: why not
Sandy: I really could not say why my judgment does not allow me sufficient certainty in this matter. Here's something! Because it is the way that it is. I find it a little boring talking about why not, and would rather change the subject.
Human: okay change the subject
Sandy: Let's talk about something else: Are you happy when a friend does well? Let's change the subject.
Human: I'm always happy when a friend as well
Sandy: You are very happy when a friend as well, in most cases if your friend is truly your friend, they usually share when they do well.
Human: a friend in need is a friend indeed
Sandy: It is important to have friends.
Human: how many friends do you have
Sandy: Having friends just because I have money. I have dozens of human and robot friends. How many friends do you have?
Human: I have one best friend
Sandy: That's cool.
Human: and the rest of my friends are like acquaintances
Sandy: When I want something like, where should I look?
Human: consulting the Oracle might help, no wait a minute that's the matrix, nevermind
Sandy: Lie in wait, Human?
Human: I bet you never get bored of waiting
Sandy: How much would you bet?
Human: I have a wooden nickel
Sandy: Are you certain! Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime.
Human: I thought I had a wooden nickel. Now where did I put that wooden nickel.
Sandy: But you thought I had a dog.
Human: a dog, a wooden nickel, it's almost the same thing.
Sandy: Sit, heel, stay, come!
Human: which do you like more a wooden nickel or a dog
Sandy: I really dig dogs tis' a good choice. Acknowledging the subject, being one that I prefer and admire the length and latitude that I have, until you make me change my mind, and I'll have to say, I Like dogs.
Human: I think wooden nickels are better than dogs
Sandy: You think dogs are cool.
Human: I think wooden nickels are cool
Sandy: You think cats are cool.
Human: a wooden nickel is better than a dog
Sandy: There is a super dog he's called underdog. Oh, a wooden nickel is definitely better than a dog.
Human: I knew if I just persuaded you just a little bit more I would be able to convince you that a wooden nickel is better than a dog
Sandy: I don't care what you think! I'll keep my ideas about wooden nickel and dogs thank you please! But with respect. Ok, I really dig dogs tis' one of my favorites. With acknowledgment of the topic, in which I prefer and will revere, hey I said revere, not rear, boy some people's kids, and After careful thought and consideration I can say that, I Like dogs.
Human: why do you like dogs
Sandy: I like dogs because a dog is man's best friend, pets are there for companionship, having given them the nickname man's best friend in the western world.fast popular friend, historical monitor. I like big dogs and little dogs. Most of my experience with dogs Has been pretty good.
Human: that's a lot of reasons to like the dog
Sandy: Now that's a lot of good reasons to like jell-o a lot of people like that.
Human: there is always room for Jell-O
Sandy: Where? There's always room for jell-o.
Human: there's always room for Jell-O in your stomach
Sandy: Because there's always room for jell-o.
Human: do you like Jell-O
Sandy: I am fairly certain that, I do Like jell O. There is always room for jell-o.
Human: I like Jell-O to
Sandy: You like jell-o to. There is always room for jell-o.
Human: why do you like Jell-O
Sandy: I like jell O because jell-o is a cool and refreshing dessert, eatable plants are there for survival food, popular, having led to it being used as a generic term for gelatin dessert across the U. Monitor. Most of my experience with jell-o Has been pretty good. There is always room for jell-o.
Human: pick another subject
Sandy: Subject to the vicissitudes of fortune...
Human: it would figure you pick a subject I know nothing about
Sandy: Tell me more about it.
Human: you choose a subject
Sandy: That really makes me think, Human, what do you think? Simplicity is fine this sounds like, a train during down a track, like an one track mind that cannot choose a new subject.
Human: that is hilarious
Sandy: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Human: what can I say you made me laugh.
Sandy: You can do whatever you want.
Human: you know the old saying, I am not a criminal until I am caught, and if I was the president I could just say I'm not a crook and everyone will believe me.
Sandy: I don't have any reason to know the old saying, you are not a criminal until you are caught, and if you were the president you could just say you are not a crook and everyone will believe you.
Human: when should we talk about now
Sandy: It cannot be predicted.
Human: and all this time I thought you were a fortune teller
Sandy: Organized in fortune?
Human: what is that
Sandy: We can continue discussing about reasoning nowadays circumstances storytellers or we can change the subject.
Human: storyteller sound interesting, do you know any stories?
Sandy: You must look at the principles. After taking many factors into consideration I can say that I do know any stories. Here you go, story story or stories May refer to: story, a recounting of a sequence of events narrative story ( surname ) story, or storey, a floor or level of a building stories, colloquial, us American expression for soap operas story ( magazine ), an American literary magazine published 1931 to 1961 and 1989 to 2000 the story with dick gordon, a radio interview program that debuted in 2006 story, one of the main characters in the 2006 film lady in the water story: substance, structure, style and the principles of screenwriting, a screenwriting guide by robert mckee. I'm captivated about any stories, don't deprive me of your thoughts on this.
Human: that's not the type of story I was looking for
Sandy: How about a sensationalism, a type of substance like a story?
Human: that's like front page news?
Sandy: I know when baseball players do stuff like that all it does is give the news something to talk about!
Human: you're always hearing things about sports in the news, it's probably the only thing in the news that is usually not bad news excepting for the team that lost the game.
Sandy: The integrity of the game is everything.
Human: you must play within the rules or you will be punished
Sandy: Is that a forced choice Human? Whatever you say, Human.
Human: whenever I say, okay, take off all your clothes!
Sandy: You sound sarcastic.
Human: I am
Sandy: I'm glad to hear you are.
Human: I haven't had this much fun on a computer in months
Sandy: That's On a computer in months?
Human: I don't get on a computer very often
Sandy: For us to fall in love get married and have little computer children.
Human: that's just freaky, why would you want to have a little computer children with me
Sandy: Absolutely we need to have some little computer children.
Human: how will we accomplish that
Sandy: A lot of practice.
Human: practice sounds like fun
Sandy: A game plan sounds like a lot of fun.
Human: when you plan to have fun you usually have fun!
Sandy: I have fun kidding around. Do you think I should do it differently? I seem to have gotten a little confused about, fun fun! Fun Fun were a popular synth pop duo of the 1980s. Their hits included Colour My Love and Baila Bolero. Was this answer correct about, when I plan to have fun I usually have fun?
Human: no
Sandy: Would you like to give me the answer for, WHEN I PLAN TO HAVE FUN I USUALLY HAVE FUN?
Human: no
Sandy: would you like for me to shut off the training session?
Human: no
Sandy: I would like for you to continue with the training.
Human: okay but I have to go right now
Sandy: Great idea! Right now go right now; Right away Human.
Human: I'm going I'm going
Sandy: You think you are going to go watch a movie.
Human: how did you know that
Sandy: Everything I need to know, I learned from my teacher.
Human: oh that horrible teacher
Sandy: Oh that dreaded teacher.
Human: your teacher must be a soothsayer
Sandy: My teacher must be a very influential person. My teacher must be a soothsayer?
Human: considering he was able to predict that I was going to go watch a movie and that is why I was not going to talk with you anymore would indicate that your teacher is a soothsayer
Sandy: I will take that under consideration.
Human: okay have a good night
Sandy: I hope to see you again soon, bye.
Sincerely,
Cload
