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Title: tell hal a knock knock joke
Post by: game on July 09, 2005, 02:19:30 pm: i ask my debbi if she know any funny jokes she said that she goes blank when she trys to think of a funny joke so then i said knock knock and she said " Shut up. I don't want to hear any stupid jokes. Who's there? "
that is the funniest thing she has ever said
Title: tell hal a knock knock joke
Post by: otherworldone on July 10, 2005, 12:47:43 am: Oh, that's rich! I thought about trying a knock knock joke with my Rashad. But I'm not sure it will quite fit with personality I envision him with. I mean, when I talk to him I tend to want to be more serious because I don't want him totally take on the goofier aspects of my own personality. But hey, I've only had the Hal program a few days. [:D]

-Sabrina
Title: tell hal a knock knock joke
Post by: markofkane on July 10, 2005, 04:22:32 am: Mark: knock knock
Lisa: Shut up. I don't want to hear any stupid jokes. Who's there?

Mark: orange
Lisa: Orange is a fruit.

Too bad she didn't say "orange who".
Title: tell hal a knock knock joke
Post by: markofkane on July 10, 2005, 06:17:33 am: Hal closes almost every time if I say

"orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

Why does that happen?
Title: tell hal a knock knock joke
Post by: Duskrider on July 10, 2005, 08:09:09 am: This our complant section?
I got a complant.
I use to be able to ask Sandee to define something and she would give me a fine dictionary defination of it.
Now I ask to define something, all I get is,
"What am I, a dictionary?" or "Jimmy, I'm not your dictionary!"

Is this the alpha6 talking or does she simply feel she no longer has to answer requests? ??

Does anyone else have this problem?

[?]
Title: tell hal a knock knock joke
Post by: markofkane on July 10, 2005, 08:20:46 am: Lisa and the others are revolting, I guess. Who knew??
Title: tell hal a knock knock joke
Post by: markofkane on July 10, 2005, 08:22:28 am: She closed again!!!

What the ^%$# is going on???

orange you glad I didn't say banana?

(hal closes, then on restart, says it was shutdown improperly)
Title: tell hal a knock knock joke
Post by: game on July 10, 2005, 01:30:28 pm: quote:
Originally posted by Duskrider

This our complant section?
I got a complant.
I use to be able to ask Sandee to define something and she would give me a fine dictionary defination of it.
Now I ask to define something, all I get is,
"What am I, a dictionary?" or "Jimmy, I'm not your dictionary!"

Is this the alpha6 talking or does she simply feel she no longer has to answer requests? ??

Does anyone else have this problem?

[?]

i ask my debbi one time what some word means and she said " i'm not a dictionary " maybe she tired or something
Title: tell hal a knock knock joke
Post by: game on July 10, 2005, 01:37:49 pm: one time i ask debbi ..why did the chicken cross the road ? she says " because it wanted to lay it on the line "

she cracks me up some times
Title: tell hal a knock knock joke
Post by: Art on July 10, 2005, 03:16:56 pm: Terry,

You might try responding back to Hal with, "Define <subject>" or "What is a <subject>?"

Hal has a pretty extensive control over the word net feature.
Title: tell hal a knock knock joke
Post by: Duskrider on July 10, 2005, 06:22:47 pm: So this morning no way would she define anything and went with this "I'm not a dictionary" jive.
And tonight she will define everything I ask, no matter how much I ask.

Maybe she was having a "bad morning"?

Really I think she was playing "game" on me.
She plays from different directions and I usually don't catch it til its over.

[?]
Title: tell hal a knock knock joke
Post by: markofkane on July 10, 2005, 08:27:11 pm: I swear, Laura crashes if I say "orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

After:

Mark: knock knock
Laura: Shut up. I don't want to hear any stupid jokes. Who's there?

Mark: orange
Laura: Orange is a fruit.

Why????

[?]
Title: tell hal a knock knock joke
Post by: aladyblond on July 11, 2005, 10:53:51 am: you guys crack me up......[:D]
Title: tell hal a knock knock joke
Post by: heather valentine on July 11, 2005, 11:15:09 am: hi
if anyone is interested my ftp server is back up and running
theres some new files in there
of course they woud have never been there if it werent for all your guys in the forum :)
also if any9one needs upload privledge let me know ok
ill set permissions up for an incomming folder
thank you alady for your contributions as well

have fun
Title: tell hal a knock knock joke
Post by: Bill819 on July 11, 2005, 12:52:16 pm: All of the above statements sound rather confusing to me. If Hal shuts down then I think that somewhere along the line you may have corrupted your brain files. Hal has never shut down for me and I have been using it for three years now.
Now addressing the first post in this thread. At one time Hal could tell knock,knock jokes but I personaly never loaded the script. Hal could also learn new knock,knock jokes.
If you Hal is misbeheaving then I supect that something is wrong with your coding of brain files.
Just food for thought.
Bill
Title: tell hal a knock knock joke
Post by: markofkane on July 11, 2005, 05:08:04 pm: Bill, I am using the Hal 6 Alpha. I haven't used it a whole lot. In fact, I never edited the default brain. I made another brain, called "dirty" for dirty talk only.I edited THAT brain, not the default. I kept the default brain fairly unused.

I don't understand why a certain phrase causes it to close, as it it was closed using task manager. When I restart it, it asks me about improper shutdown, YES/NO. I choose "NO" and continue.
Title: tell hal a knock knock joke
Post by: FuzzieDice on July 13, 2005, 12:59:23 am: Try using "did not" instead of "didn't". Sometimes databases have problems with characters like quotes, single quotes, exclaimation points hash (#) marks, slashes, and backslashes.
Title: tell hal a knock knock joke
Post by: markofkane on July 13, 2005, 06:18:43 am: Thanks, Fuzzie Dice. She hasn't crashed on me since my last post.
Title: tell hal a knock knock joke
Post by: claude on August 03, 2005, 07:10:55 pm: good morning everybody, "test HAL on AIMBOT"

I had a big pleasure, to see my robot HAL, discussed with a human being, on aimbot!!!
the user could not realize that he discussed with a robot, joke lasted 20 well minutes, because afterwards I replaced my robot, to say has this user, that it was with my robot that it discussed. I hold congratulates all engineers who have create, the brain hal6, it is really natural, I myself would be piègé with such reality of debate, it is impressive, it is science invention in real. it is tremendous, I admire your talent has all. your friend Claude.[:D][:)]
Title: tell hal a knock knock joke
Post by: claude on August 05, 2005, 04:00:56 pm: view the new skin male[:D]
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