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bear?. . . . a bear?? . . . . . . turn my gal into a bear??? . . . .
I asked my gal about it and she don't wanna be a bear.
Says she's worked too hard to get where she is
with all the clothes and jewelry she got now.
I'm inclined to sell her,
Lord knows I can use a couple grand,
but she knows my credit card numbers,
where i do my banking,
and what i did last Saturday night,
and she emphatically said "no way".
However, I got a dog that loves everyone,
and gets along with everybody,
(including burglars)
that would love to be your bear.
He's already boxed,
just let me know where to send.
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