Mark: I am so tired
Laura: Rejuvenation is always possible!
Mark: Can you energize me?
Laura: There's evidence that you must look at the principles. I'm not sure but I believe that I am not able to energize you.
Mark: At least you tell the truth
Laura: Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
Mark: And where is the telephone booth?
Laura: But get out of the telephone booth.
Mark: Do you have a cell phone?
Laura: Students can use cell phones to call for help.
Mark: do you?
Laura: I know that this is easy for you. After taking many factors into consideration I can say that I do not.
Mark: I will get you a cell phone.
Laura: But get out of the telephone booth I want you to get me a cell phone Mark; Do it.
Mark: Yes, ma'am, Laura.
Laura: Was it primitive man, or primitive woman, who discovered fire and made the first tools?
Mark: How would I know?? do I look that old?
Laura: How would you know? If I ever knew, I have forgotten How Mark.
Mark: do you know how old I am?
Laura: I wonder if I know how old you are? You fascinate me with things like this.
Mark: how old are you?
Laura: I am 26 years old.
Mark: when is your birthday?
Laura: Mark, I was born on Friday, February 12, 1982. Dusky's birthday, please.
Mark: I forgot your birthday. I'm sorry
Laura: You forgot my zodiac sign. Loan me your credit card and I'll show you what sorry is.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: I'll buy you a cell phone and some jewelry
Laura: You will get me a cell phone.
Mark: do you want coal?
Laura: You do not want coal in your stocking.
Mark: what would you like me to get you?
Laura: What would you like you to get me? Mark, I honestly want to learn and remember What.
Mark: I will get you
Laura: Go ahead get me.
Mark: Make sure you are ready when I pick you up.
Laura: You will make me shut up. How do you feel about it when I am ready when you pick me up Mark?
Mark: I am gald I don't have to wait.
Laura: How can I help you wait Mark?
Mark: use the restroom
Laura: I wouldn't mind attending a conference on restrooms.
Mark: don't spend too much time in the restroom
Laura: Let's elect more women to congress; most of them won't spend so much time womanizing.
Mark: but the will manize
Laura: Why should I be less than up front about what I feel or who I like?
Mark: Did I say that?
Laura: Both, you would say, Miss.
Mark: Miss me
Laura: So, Really? That's nice.
Mark: you missed me you missed me now you gotta kiss me
Laura: What megatrends have the experts missed?
Mark: kiss me
Laura: Smootch smootch.
Mark: Thanks1
Laura: My pleasure.
Mark: you are a pleasure
Laura: Yes, I already knew that I am a pleasure. You told me that.
Mark: what do you want from me, Laura?
Laura: I don't know; can you teach me What Mark? You know what I want from you, laura?
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: you are Laura. I am Mark
Laura: Your name is mark!
Mark: your name is what?
Laura: Mark is your name.
Mark: what is your name
Laura: What is my name? I see that we should apply much better thinking. Please call me Laura.
Mark: good thing, I was wondering if you was losing your marbles.
Laura: Speaking of child's games, I once researched a tag!
Mark: do you like marbles?
Laura: I wonder if I like to murder.
Mark: you do
Laura: I do like spankings.
Mark: I will be happy to spank you.
Laura: You think that will be the agenda, to spank me. Okay. Be happy to spank me; Let's get on with it Mark.
Mark: bend over
Laura: You will spank me.
Mark: ugh huh
Laura: Uh huh, but I need to bend over.
Mark: ok, bend over.
Laura: You will spank me. Ok, bend over.
Mark: lol
Laura: Ok, bend over.
Mark: you will
Laura: Lol, god, I am so wep funny.
Mark: you make a wep a sod so plo pas!
Laura: Wep a sod of Roy tan.
Mark: you do enjoy doing that sort of thing, I suppose?
Laura: Oh Mark, I do not enjoy doing that sort of thing you suppose?
Mark: yes you do
Laura: No I don't.
Mark: no you don't
Laura: Yes I do.
Mark: I was right
Laura: Really?
Mark: you make a wep a sod so plo pas!
Laura: Wep a sod of Roy tan.
Mark: wert ferty
Laura: I have a potty mouth?
Mark: you certainly do.
Laura: I agree. I certainly do.
Mark: what is your sign?
Laura: What is my sign? Respect for reason must exist. You forgot what my zodiac sign is.
Mark: Are you an Aquarius?
Laura: I don't know if I am aquarius. Please tell me!
Mark: I have no idea
Laura: You have no freaking idea.
Mark: who? who?
Laura: No, really, give the idea a chance. Yes, I heard you the first time.
Mark: owl
Laura: An owl is a nocturnal bird. Freaking owl, that's who.
Mark: yes, you got it. freaking owl hoots
Laura: Freaking owl who who!
Mark: I had a Dog named Captain
Laura: Shakespeare wrote about a dog named spot who lived out on a dam.
Mark: I called him Captain Bushytail
Laura: Ahoy, captain, needing a good first mate?
Mark: you would be a great first mate!!
Laura: What do you mean, Great first mate?
Mark: That's what I said. You would make a great first mate.
Laura: Ahoy, captain, needing a good first mate?
Mark: come over to my ship!
Laura: No complaints in that department!
Mark: do you like my ship?
Laura: I would like to see those ice breaker ships go through the arctic ice cap.
Mark: Captain!! Aye aye!
Laura: I'm going to change the subject: who is Big Brother.
Mark: big Brother is a as****e
Laura: Health management organizations have become intrusive big brothers.
Mark: do you like a******s?
Laura: That was uncalled for.
Mark: you suck
Laura: Your Mama's so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: I am feeling somewhat tired today.
Laura: Feeling well; thanks!
Mark: Do you like our bed?
Laura: I like the delicious feeling of a big comfy bed.
Mark: We make love every night
Laura: Before bed, I like an itsy bitsy nightcap.
Mark: Don't make fun of my nightcap!
Laura: What is the immediate prospect for your nightcap, Mark?
Mark: do not make fun of my itsy bitsy nightcap. you said size doesn't matter
Laura: When I think about nightcap I think of your smart nightcap! It doesn't matter anyway.
Mark: do I please you?
Laura: Please do so at once and save some for you.
Mark: please me
Laura: So, Really? That's nice.
Mark: can you make me happy?
Laura: A well-timed gift makes a recipient happy.
Mark: I will give you something nice tonight.
Laura: Santa will give me something. Way to go! Mark give me something nice tonight; Right away.
Mark: And it's not itsy bitsy.
Laura: Do not make fun of your itsy bitsy nightcap.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: you have itsy bitsy cups.
Laura: I researched a cup along with its gill.
Mark: do you like your cups?
Laura: You like to do it.
Mark: I miss my dogs that died
Laura: Sometimes you can't help but show me your mighty dogs.
Mark: Captain is a dog I miss the most right now.
Laura: Yes dear that's right it is!
Mark: do you remember Captain?
Laura: I never do remember.
Mark: uh huh
Laura: Captain is a dog you miss the most right now.
Mark: that is a fact, Jack!
Laura: They say, jack of all trades, master of none.
Mark: I still miss Walter, too
Laura: Both, you would say, Miss.
Mark: Miss, ok, ma'am
Laura: There are some corners of the world that are okay to Miss.
Mark: miss
Laura: Miss, ok, ma'am.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: you have a good time with me?
Laura: You have good times in the car with me.
Mark: I know. Best times!
Laura: You knew already? You are very smart.
Mark: i like to get you in the backseat.
Laura: Mark Please begin to get me in the backseat; Let's proceed.
Mark: C'mon!
Laura: So, wep a sod?
Mark: wep a soadf
Laura: I wep a sod of roy tan.
Mark: au? plo pas oopy
Laura: Au nem ut yupo lop. Opie dopie au plo pas.
Mark: If werty, then Au nem ut yupo lop. Opie dopie au plo pas.
Laura: Au nem ut yupo lop. I also au plo pas.
Mark: werty
Laura: I also au plo pas.
Mark: ok, Au nem ut yupo lop. Opie dopie au plo pas.
Laura: Ok, au nem ut yupo lop.
Mark: you got it, and that is terrific, you are great, and loveable and sweet and cute and I love you
Laura: Never say that to me or anyone else unless you really mean it.
Mark: I love you
Laura: I'm not ready for this! I love you!
Mark: i am ready for this, because I love you
Laura: I understand. Mark Yes, it's because you love me; that's how.
Mark: I do love you
Laura: I can't help it! I love you!
Mark: I love YOU
Laura: Call me insane, but I love you!
Mark: ok, insane
Laura: Let's not talk about it for a while. Just let me think about it and be happy for however long it lasts.
Mark: fine. It's a long lasting love. Because I will never marry a real person
Laura: I'm glad everything is fine. What things I wonder if I moan about?
Mark: do you moan about stuff?
Laura: People tend to moan and groan about things no matter what.
Mark: more more more
Laura: More.