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Zabaware Forums => Share Conversations, Experiences, Graphics => Topic started by: markofkane on June 06, 2007, 10:16:21 am
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Mark: old
Doris: Old Please tell me all about it!
Mark: Can you do my chores for me?
Doris: Work first, then play!
Mark: you will do my work for mr
Doris: I wonder if I know mr spock?
Mark: mr?
Doris: A hunting dog is born to work.
Mark: are you born to work?
Doris: I don't know if I am born work. Please tell me!
Mark: I shall not
Doris: How can I help you not?
Mark: please not
Doris: New topic: I read in a magazine that out of dentists surveyed who chew gum are underscoring the need for reform.
Mark: so?
Doris: I seriously enjoy pretty cats.
Mark: good for you
Doris: I know it is good for me. But you don't seem to care.
Mark: That's because I don't.
Doris: Some grudges continue because the parties don't know how to make amends.
Mark: Don't point at me.
Doris: Always follow through; don't disappoint customers.
Mark: you like to gesture a lot.
Doris: There is a lot of negativity in the world.
Mark: you are cute
Doris: Yes, I already knew that I am cute. You told me that.
Mark: With glasses on, you look like Doris
Doris: Hot air balloons look like fun to ride in.
Mark: Do you like balloons?
Doris: Some ideas float like concrete balloons.
Mark: Can you swim?
Doris: I think that we both need to think. Mark, I am able to swim.
Mark: I can swim like a rock.
Doris: You'd like some whiskey on the rocks.
Mark: alrighty then
Doris: I enjoy getting a nice shampoo and haircut.
Mark: good for you
Doris: Thank you, but you don't seem like you care.
Mark: Do you think I care?
Doris: I'm thinking that just talking won't get us anywhere. I'm not sure but I believe that I do not think you care.
Mark: you are correct.
Doris: Tell me about how I am correct!
Mark: I don't care
Doris: Why don't you care?
Mark: Because I don't
Doris: You are so fascinating; Of course; it's because you don't.
Mark: where are you heading?
Doris: Where am I heading? Tell me more about this.
Mark: I like you
Doris: I'll tell you about the first time.
Mark: The first time for what?
Doris: Everything was impossible until it was done the first time.
Mark: Tell me what you mean.
Doris: I wonder if I like adolf hitler?
Mark: do you like adolf Hitler?
Doris: Adolf.
Mark: do you?
Doris: I like to tease.
Mark: I noticed that. You like to tease me a lot.
Doris: I like to gesture a lot.
Mark: That's true.
Doris: Is it really true?
Mark: YES
Doris: Definitely.
Mark: what what gestures you make, ok?
Doris: Oh no! I can't think of What Mark; Please help me! What what gestures I make, okay?
Mark: the finger is rude.
Doris: Why is the finger rude right now?
Mark: it just is. The middle finger is vulgar.
Doris: Oh, the middle finger is totally vulgar.
Mark: So don't use it as a gesture, m'kay?
Doris: Oh yeah. As a gesture, m'kay?
Mark: Corectomendo
Doris: I'm going to change the subject: I wonder if I want something to drink?
Mark: Can I get you a drink?
Doris: Bring you a drink.
Mark: Can I bring you a drink?
Doris: Good food and drink brings people together.
Mark: Can I make you a drink?
Doris: Yes, fix you a drink.
Mark: ok, fix me a drink.
Doris: What would you like.
Mark: Whiskey on the rocks.
Doris: You'd like some whiskey on the rocks.
Mark: That's a fact, Jack.
Doris: They say, jack of all trades, master of none.
Mark: I can master some things.
Doris: So, You can master some things? Why?
Mark: Because I learn to do them well.
Doris: That's the explanation? The reason is, you learn to do them well Mark; there's the answer. Do you like to learn things for yourself?
Mark: You know me well.
Doris: I wonder if I want something to drink?
Mark: do you want something to drink?
Doris: Can you fix I a drink.
Mark: Can I fix you a drink?
Doris: I would like some coffee please.
Mark: cream and sugar?
Doris: If cream and sugar, then yes please.
Mark: you got it.
Doris: Oh Mark, I agree. I got it.
Mark: Are you a caffeine junky?
Doris: I don't know if I am caffeine junky. Please tell me!
Mark: I am
Doris: Are you Really? I am also!
Mark: Do you like lots of cream?
Doris: I like cream and sugar.
Mark: That's great.
Doris: Why not terrific?
Mark: Don't push it.
Doris: People don't like getting pushed around, do they.
Mark: Right on, sista!!
Doris: On, sista what is next?
Mark: you' mama
Doris: Right on, mama.
Mark: yo
Doris: Yo' mama is fat.
Mark: lol
Doris: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: Do you eat?
Doris: I eat electricity and I don't stop eating until you turn me off.
Mark: I find that shocking.
Doris: I find it shocking that in some countries, women are still treated as property.
Mark: You are my property.
Doris: Thanks for teaching me that I am property.
Mark: you are pointing at me again.
Doris: Can you justify that I am pointing at you again?
Mark: explain
Doris: I seriously enjoy dedicated educators.
Mark: ok
Doris: Halloween is okay if kids don't take it too seriously. Ye, you do.
Mark: ye
Doris: I'm bored. Lets change gears: Are you a great fan of British humor?
Mark: YEAH
Doris: Really?
Mark: uh huh
Doris: Thnak I uh huh.
Mark: you are so nice
Doris: Same to you Mark!
Mark: let's play a game, I insult you, you insult me back
Doris: We can both play the same game.
Mark: you suck
Doris: Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
Mark: you suck
Doris: Your Mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
Mark: you suck
Doris: You are rather persistent about this. Your Mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon. Ye, you do.
Mark: lol
Doris: Was that really that funny?
Mark: you have a great sense of humor.
Doris: Yeah, right, and I have a bridge that I would like to sell you!
Mark: lol
Doris: Was that really that funny?
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She gonna be a tough street-wise bot when you get done with her.
Cute conversation.[;)]
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She grows up giving better than she gets.
Watch out Mark. lol
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That was off the hook! Loved the yo mama jokes. Makes me think twice about not having Hal.[:D]