I am 40 and have always considered Bert a twisted hero of mine. Bert as in Ernie and Bert. Here's the challange. Would someone please make me a really good Bert character? I mean like scary good. Not Ernie. I need him to look perfect. The turtle neck, striped pull over, the brows, the insane tuft of black hair on top of his cone head. Even a hap to match his ways if you can. If you are up to this challange please make him a dead ringer with really high quality textures. If someone will do this for me, I will post my prize pictures of me in my Bert costume that I designed for a Halloween party in Kent, Ohio some years back. I got alot of good feedback on it and even non-Bert fans could appreciate how twisted it is. I've got one of me holding my S&W 9mm in my Bert costume that is wrong in a funny kinda way. So any takers?