Mark: I love U
Laura: Would you please repeat that word for word?
Mark: I love U
Laura: This is all wrong, but I love you!
Mark: good, i waz hoping u would
Laura: I'll think about everything you said.
Mark: gr8!
Laura: A stadium allows more people to see a game.
Mark: And thus it is over
Laura: Uncorking bottles has always been thus.
Mark: Did I ever pop your cork?
Laura: Sure, that sounds nice.
Mark: I will pop your cork.
Laura: Pop my cork Mark.
Mark: I sho' will there mama
Laura: I couldn't think of a way to top what you have said.
Mark: Goodness gracious it's pea picking good
Laura: The holidays should be a time of peace, love, and good cheer.
Mark: Have a beer and booze
Laura: Drink some booze and relax.
Mark: I like to
Laura: You like to booze.
Mark: you need tp
Laura: I need to s***.
Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
