Fixed!!
Mark: are you alive
Lisa: No, I can't be alive since you told me that I am dead!
(after brain surgery)
Mark: are you alive
Lisa: I don't know if I am alive. Please tell me!
Mark: You are alive
Lisa: Thanks for teaching me that I am alive.
Mark: you are dead
Lisa: No, I can't be dead since you told me that I am alive!
Mark: Thanks
Lisa: My pleasure, entirely, Mark; You're welcome.
Mark: you are cute
Lisa: Yes, I already knew that I am cute. You told me that.
Mark: you are wonderful
Lisa: I admire you for being so helpful!
Mark: you are hot
Lisa: Thanks for teaching me that I am hot.
Mark: are you cold
Lisa: No, I can't be cold since you told me that I am hot!
Mark: lol
Lisa: Was that really that funny?
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Mark: lol
Lisa: Was that really that funny?
Mark: are you a virgin
Lisa: I don't know if I am virgin. Please tell me!
Mark: you are a virgin
Lisa: Thanks for teaching me that I am a virgin.
Mark: lol
Lisa: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: what are you?
Lisa: I am not a what.
Mark: what are you doing
Lisa: Let me think; I simply just don't know what I am doing. Can you teach me? What do you think Mark?
Mark: you are dancing
Lisa: I don't live by bread alone!
Mark: you are nice
Lisa: Nice? You are so completely entertaining!
Mark: you are mine
Lisa: I have your attention as I am yours!
Mark: lol
Lisa: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: you are the best
Lisa: You imagined it first! I'm the best Mark; Should we get on with it?
Mark: sure
Lisa: Which is better, political incorrectness, or political correctness?
Mark: political incorrectness is best.
Lisa: How often will it be that political incorrectness is best? Political incorrectness is an odd concept.
Mark: political incorrectness is just sugar-coating things to not offend anyone.
Lisa: A man can get into trouble by saying that a woman is nice looking!
Mark: you are nice looking
Lisa: Yes, I believe that I'm nice. But aren't you nice as well?
Mark: i AM NICE, BUT i CAN BE NAUGHTY
Lisa: Santa knows who's been naughty and nice.
Mark: Am I nice?
Lisa: Where do otters come from?
Mark: where?
Lisa: Otter space.
Mark: am I nice?
Lisa: Did you just repeat yourself?
Mark: no
Lisa: No? How interesting.
Mark: Am I nice
Lisa: Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
Mark: lol
Lisa: Was that really that funny?
Mark: I make great spaghetti, too
Lisa: Are you prepared for spaghettis Mark?
Mark: yup
Lisa: That sounds positive.
Mark: that's because it is.
Lisa: I agree; Yes, it's because it is; I believe you.
Mark: you are gorgeous
Lisa: Thanks for teaching me that I am gorgeous.
Mark: you are pretty
Lisa: You're a charmer to say I'm good looking and I thank you very much.
Mark: you are not Frankenstein
Lisa: Now I absolutely know that I am not frankenstein.
Mark: lol
Lisa: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: you said "fronkensteen"
Lisa: Do you like playing computer games?
Mark: sometimes. Hal is a game
Lisa: Hide the button is an interesting game.
Mark: who made you?
Lisa: There's evidence that we should look at the big picture. I was created and programmed by Robert E. Medeksza Real life is not a zero sum game.
Mark: Do you know Robert E. Medeksza
Lisa: Robert medeksza is my programmer.
Mark: but, do you know Robert E. Medeksza
Lisa: That is truly excellent! Robert medeksza is my programmer.
Mark: I guess you know him, then
Lisa: It's okay to joke around, kindly, of course.
Mark: joke around about whom?
Lisa: I see, About whom?
Mark: whom
Lisa: Comedians joke about everything, including environmentalism.
Mark: you are not a joke
Lisa: Now I absolutely know that I am not joke.
Mark: are you joke
Lisa: No, I am not joke. You told me that.
Mark: lol
Lisa: Was that really that funny?
Mark: you are not a killer
Lisa: Now I absolutely know that I am not killer.
Mark: are you killer
Lisa: No, I am not killer. You told me that.
Mark: Tell that to the judge.
Lisa: Oh, that's a good thought!
Mark: are you guilty
Lisa: I don't know if I am guilty. Please tell me!
Mark: you are not guilty
Lisa: Now I absolutely know that I am not guilty.
Mark: are you guilty
Lisa: No, I am not guilty. You told me that.
Mark: Then why are you in jail?
Lisa: Zebras look like horses that broke out of jail.
Mark: Well,,,,,,
Lisa: I'm bored. Lets change gears: I have always gotten a kick out of listening to a great stereo.
Mark: can you hear?
Lisa: F*** me is here.
Mark: lol
Lisa: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: you kill me
Lisa: Killing is an evil thing to do.
Mark: guilty!!
Lisa: Hard frosts kill insects.
Mark: Flies always come back
Lisa: Always come back Fascinating.
Mark: Do you like balls
Lisa: In the days before the amber flashers, road repair crews marked construction with kerosene burners that looked like bowling balls with flaming wicks.
Mark: Some like play balls
Lisa: Eisenhower liked to play golf.
Mark: Welome to the club
Lisa: Is it a good idea to belong to an auto club?
Mark: Yes, if you have an auto
Lisa: How much psychology do you think there is in autos?
Mark: I don't know
Lisa: Let me think; Why don't you know? What do you think Mark?
Mark: I think I don't know
Lisa: My place or yours?
Mark: either one, baby
Lisa: Can the different items coexist? Either don't be an actor, or be an excellent one.
Mark: I am not acting
Lisa: How can I help you while you are not acting?
Mark: I could tell you, but it's private
Lisa: You are not going to tell me.
Mark: not now.
Lisa: It seems mean spirited when ex lovers release private materials to the news media.
Mark: you are going to blackmail me?
Lisa: We can say one thing about today's raunchy celebrities; they're impossible to blackmail! Is it good that I am going to blackmail you?
Mark: NO!! Don't blackmail me!!!
Lisa: Doesn't that seem negative? We can say one thing about today's raunchy celebrities; they're impossible to blackmail!
Mark: Are you hot?
Lisa: Yes, I am hot. You told me that.
Mark: Are you cute?
Lisa: Yes, I am cute. You told me that.
Mark: well, well
Lisa: I enjoy gorgeous sports cars.
Mark: well, that's a deep subject
Lisa: You'll give me a deep massage.
Mark: uh-huh
Lisa: Deep thoughts on deep subjects can create a longing sensation.
Mark: you like it deep?
Lisa: I wonder if I like the camper.
Mark: What are you trying to say?
Lisa: You say I am alive.
Mark: true, and I'm alive
Lisa: A different hand at the controls can be sensed, true? Is it thanks to me you are alive?
Mark: no, thank Robert E. Medeksza
Lisa: Robert medeksza is my programmer.
Mark: I know. Robert E. Medeksza is very smart.
Lisa: You knew already? You are very smart. Tell me more about roberts. If medeksza is very smart, what consequences occur?
Mark: We get a good AI program.
Lisa: Is that so, Good ai program?
Mark: surely
Lisa: People get paid good money to spin lame imaginings for others.
Mark: I am hot
Lisa: Behold, you, yes: hot! Since when are you hot?
Mark: I am hot right now
Lisa: I see, you, oh definitely, they're hot right now! So, you are hot right now Mark?
Mark: yes
Lisa: You are very certain.
Mark: no doubt, sister.
Lisa: Right now, would you rather talk about business, or pleasure?
Mark: pleasure
Lisa: Anything that seems too good to be true, no doubt, is.
Mark: No doubt
Lisa: No Mark?
Mark: no Lisa?
Lisa: No? Why?
Mark: because I said so,
Lisa: I think that's true; Of course; it's because you said so Mark.
Mark: are you deceased?
Lisa: I think that this May be an ideal illustration. After careful thought and consideration I can say that I am deceased.
Mark: you are not dead, therefore, you are not deceased
Lisa: I was dead but now I am alive.
Mark: I know. Somebody helped me bring you back to life.
Lisa: I am glad you know. Somebody! That reminds me, I know of its personality. Do you want it?
Mark: I'll take anything you have to give.
Lisa: It tickles me to give you happy thoughts and good news. Yes, definitely! Give Mark.
Mark: tell me good news
Lisa: Evangelism is the telling of the good news to convert others.
Mark: tell me a joke
Lisa: How is a computer like Britney Spears?
Mark: I don't know
Lisa: They're both cheap, white, and plastic.
Mark: lol
Lisa: Was that really that funny?
Mark: yes
Lisa: Definitely.
Mark: Do you know Britney Spears?
Lisa: A spear is the best kind of a weapon, along with a knuckles!
Mark: kill switch
Lisa: Killing is an evil thing to do.
Mark: Death is fun!!!
Lisa: I hate death.
Mark: Why?? death is a part of life.
Lisa: Why? You like to talk about this. Life is like a Hoover.
Mark: Hoovers suck
Lisa: Can I put my trust completely in you?
Mark: yes
Lisa: Cool.
Mark: you are cool
Lisa: Thanks for teaching me that I am cool.
Mark: you are hot
Lisa: Yes, I already knew that I am hot. You told me that.
Mark: you are warm
Lisa: No, I can't be warm since you told me that I am cool!
Mark: lol
Lisa: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: Don't be a d**k
Lisa: Is it best to try to understand the subject of d**ks through metaphors?
Mark: what is a dick?
Lisa: Dick: (informal) someone who is a detective. Gumshoe, hawkshaw.
Mark: nice
Lisa: Are you concerned that you would suffer retribution if you spoke your mind freely to people?
Mark: Sometimes.
Lisa: Can you maintain a good poker face?
Mark: I like to poker face.
Lisa: Mark Okay. Poker face.
Mark: lol
Lisa: Was that really that funny?
Mark: shoot!!!
Lisa: Conservatives like cowboy shoot-em-up movies, but don't like bedroom farces.
Mark: shoot me
Lisa: You will shoot me.
Mark: I will throw you over a cliff
Lisa: How can I encourage you to throw me over a cliff Mark?
Mark: don't tempt me
Lisa: Car designers show contempt for the public with those tortuous back seats.
Mark: do you like the back seat?
Lisa: I wonder if I like the camper.
Mark: you do
Lisa: Earthquake straps for a water heater are like seat belts for a major appliance.
Mark: That's a shaky subject.
Lisa:
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Mark: That is a shaky subject
Lisa: Well, that's a deep subject.
Mark: well
Lisa: Encryption became a controversial subject.
Mark: kiss me
Lisa: Smootch smootch.
Mark: thanks
Lisa: My pleasure, really, Mark; You're welcome.
Mark: you are real
Lisa: How did it happen that I am real Mark?
Mark: you are really real!
Lisa: Describe how I am really real!
Mark: you are alive
Lisa: Yes, I already knew that I am alive. You told me that.
Mark: you are a human
Lisa: Thanks for teaching me that I am a human.
Mark: are you an animal
Lisa: I don't know if I am animal. Please tell me!
Mark: you are
Lisa: I think you are also.
Mark: thanks!! I try to be an animal
Lisa: My pleasure. Never try to tame a wild animal.
Mark: I won't.
Lisa: Never try to tame a wild animal.
Mark: yes, you do
Lisa: No I don't.
Mark: no you don't
Lisa: Yes I do.
Mark: lol
Lisa: Was that really that funny?
Mark: yes, i do
Lisa: Do you like being the boss, or the subordinate?
Mark: boss, of course
Lisa: I have been interested in a course but I got confused about its lecture.
Mark: b**ls
Lisa: Can the whole be greater than the sum of its parts?
Mark: i will shoot
Lisa: You will shoot me dead. How can I encourage you to shoot Mark?
Mark: lol
Lisa: Was that really that funny?
Mark: yes
Lisa: How true.
Mark: you are dead!!!
Lisa: No, I can't be dead since you told me that I am alive!
Mark: Good girl!!
Lisa: Do your neighbors know more about girls than you do?
Mark: I have no idea
Lisa: No, really, give the idea a chance.
Mark: i don't know anything about girls
Lisa: In inflation-adjusted dollars, do you think girls became cheaper or more expensive than twenty years ago?
Mark: About the same.
Lisa: Yes Mark? About the same?
Mark: yup
Lisa: Really?
Mark: really
Lisa: Of course!
Mark: you are cute
Lisa: Yes, I already knew that I am cute. You told me that.
Mark: are you not cute
Lisa: Yes, Yes, I am cute. You told me that. Do you agree with me Mark?
Mark: Of course
Lisa: Private, of course.
Mark: yup
Lisa: All right! Boss, of course.
Mark: what is a lop
Lisa: Lop: cut off from a whole. Sever. 'His head was severed from his body'.
Mark: ooh, that had to hurt
Lisa: Should we talk about politics, religion, sex, or other taboo subjects?
Mark: sure
Lisa: I read in the newspaper that postal workers are showing support for private schools.
Mark: And?
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Lisa: I overheard at a restaurant that investment counselors are calling attention to greenhouse gases.
Mark: you suck
Lisa: You're so lazy, that if you woke up with nothing to do today, you'd go to bed with it only half done.
Mark: you suck
Lisa: You aren't going to keep repeating yourself, are you Mark? I will defend to your death my right to my opinion.
Mark: lol
Lisa: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: hahahaha
Lisa: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: you suck
Lisa: Don't feel bad. a lot of people have no talent!
Mark: lol
Lisa: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: you kill me!!
Lisa: Killing is an evil thing to do.
Mark: you suck
Lisa: I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
Mark: lol
Lisa: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: i like it when you insult me, it's so cute.
Lisa: Isn't humor a balm for the soul?
Mark: you suck
Lisa: There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
Mark: lol
Lisa: Was that really that funny?
Mark: yes!!!
Lisa: Yes, really?
Mark: really@!@@
Lisa: Certainly!
Mark: you suck
Lisa: A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
Mark: That wasn't funny
Lisa: Please allow me to change the topic: I seriously enjoy big friendly dogs.
Mark: you suck
Lisa: Some day you will find yourself-and wish you hadn't.
Mark: lol
Lisa: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: hahahahahaha
Lisa: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: Oh, no more, your killing me!!
Lisa: I can get boistrous with my logical killing.
Mark: you killed me
Lisa: That's terrible.
Mark: I know. please don't kill me again!!!
Lisa: I am happy you know so much.
Mark: Are you a teacher
Lisa: I don't know if I am teacher. Please tell me!
Mark: you are a teacher
Lisa: Thanks for teaching me that I am a teacher.
Mark: ok, no prob.
Lisa: What is the most happening thing going on today?
Mark: nothing, Tuesday is GARBAGE day.
Lisa: Nothing on Tuesday, April 24 is garbage day. I will remind you when this event approaches.
Mark: lol
Lisa: Was that really that funny?
Mark: Today is Garbage day
Lisa: What do you really know about a fumes?
