heres my lightspeed #7 loneliness plug in : heres some of the sayings :it says other things too not listed.[
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Oh, well for heavens sake look at the time! It's 11:14:41 AM
Hey honey are you ready to talk to me yet can't you see i'm lonely sweetheart!
Well, I guess I've just been abandoned if your going to ignor me like this now honestly is that any way to treat your babydoll.
Fine! Be that way. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. the last part about the fleas is actually only from my angela brain that i had wrote in the angela insults brain area and won't be in this plug in !
Rem Type=Plugin
Rem Name=Lightspeed Loneliness 7
Rem Author= Shawn Tracy redone responses by lonnie hensley (lightspeed )
Rem Host=Assistant
'----------------------
'This sub sets up the plug-in's option panel in Hal's options dialog
'----------------------
Sub OptionsPanel()
lblPlugin(0).Caption = "This plugin allows UltraHal to initiate requests for attention. But don't ignore UltraHal for too long!"
lblPlugin(0).Move 130, 180, 3400, 1200
lblPlugin(0).WordWrap = True
lblPlugin(0).Visible = True
'
lblPlugin(1).Caption = "PATIENCE: how many minutes Hal will wait with no conversation"
lblPlugin(1).Move 1160, 910, 2150, 900
lblPlugin(1).WordWrap = True
lblPlugin(1).Visible = True
cboPlugin(0).Move 330, 910, 760
cboPlugin(0).AddItem "1"
cboPlugin(0).AddItem "2"
cboPlugin(0).AddItem "4"
cboPlugin(0).AddItem "8"
cboPlugin(0).AddItem "16"
cboPlugin(0).AddItem "32"
cboPlugin(0).AddItem "Rnd"
cboPlugin(0).Visible = True
'
lblPlugin(2).Caption = "FRUSTRATION: after losing patience, how likely Hal is to bug you each minute"
lblPlugin(2).Move 1160, 1700, 2150, 900
lblPlugin(2).WordWrap = True
lblPlugin(2).Visible = True
cboPlugin(1).Move 140, 1700, 960
cboPlugin(1).AddItem "High"
cboPlugin(1).AddItem "Medium"
cboPlugin(1).AddItem "Low"
cboPlugin(1).Visible = True
'
cmdPlugin(0).Caption = "Apply Changes"
cmdPlugin(0).Move 1160, 2500, 2050, 375
cmdPlugin(0).Visible = True
'
'------------------
' Update the PATIENCE menu with the current value stored in the table
'------------------
If HalBrain.CheckTableExistence("lonelyParameter") = True Then
loPatience = HalBrain.TopicSearch("PATIENCE", "lonelyParameter")
Select Case loPatience
Case 1
cboPlugin(0).Text = "1"
Case 2
cboPlugin(0).Text = "2"
Case 4
cboPlugin(0).Text = "4"
Case 8
cboPlugin(0).Text = "8"
Case 16
cboPlugin(0).Text = "16"
Case 32
cboPlugin(0).Text = "32"
Case 99
cboPlugin(0).Text = "Rnd"
End Select
'
'------------------
' Update the FRUSTRATION menu with the current value stored in the table
'------------------
loFrustration = HalBrain.TopicSearch("FRUSTRATION", "LonelyParameter")
Select Case loFrustration
Case 85
cboPlugin(1).Text = "High"
Case 50
cboPlugin(1).Text = "Medium"
Case 15
cboPlugin(1).Text = "Low"
End Select
End If
End Sub
'
'
'----------------------
' This sub saves changes when APPLY CHANGES is clicked
'----------------------
Sub cmdPlugin_Click(Index)
Dim TempQuery()
Dim patParam, frustParam, lonelyTableName
If Index = 0 Then
'
'------------------
' Convert the PATIENCE listbox to a value for minutes
'------------------
Select Case cboPlugin(0).Text
Case "1"
loPatience = 1
Case "2"
loPatience = 2
Case "4"
loPatience = 4
Case "8"
loPatience = 8
Case "16"
loPatience = 16
Case "32"
loPatience = 32
Case "Rnd"
loPatience = 99
End Select
'
'------------------
' If the Parameter table does not exist, we create it
'------------------
HalBrain.ReadOnlyMode = False
lonelyTableName = "lonelyParameter"
If HalBrain.CheckTableExistence(lonelyTableName) = False Then
HalBrain.CreateTable lonelyTableName, "TopicSearch", "miscData"
End If
'
'------------------
' Search if it contains the Patience parameter
'------------------
patParam = "PATIENCE"
If HalBrain.TopicSearch(patParam, lonelyTableName) = "" Then
HalBrain.AddToTable lonelyTableName, "TopicSearch", patParam, loPatience
Else
HalBrain.RunQuery "UPDATE " & lonelyTableName & " SET topic = " & loPatience & " WHERE searchString = " & """" & patParam & """", tempQuery
End If
'
'------------------
' Convert the FRUSTRATION listbox to a value for percentage
'------------------
Select Case cboPlugin(1).Text
Case "High"
loFrustration = 85
Case "Medium"
loFrustration = 50
Case "Low"
loFrustration = 15
End Select
'
'------------------
' Search if table contains the FRUSTRATION parameter
'------------------
frustParam = "FRUSTRATION"
If HalBrain.TopicSearch(frustParam, lonelyTableName) = "" Then
HalBrain.AddToTable lonelyTableName, "TopicSearch", frustParam, loFrustration
Else
HalBrain.RunQuery "UPDATE " & lonelyTableName & " SET topic = " & loFrustration & " WHERE searchString = " & """" & frustParam & """", tempQuery
End If
HalBrain.ReadOnlyMode = True
End if
End Sub
Rem PLUGIN: FUNCTIONS
'
'------------------
' Declare variables
'------------------
Dim LastIdleResponse, IdleUserName, IdleCounter, IdlePrevUser
Rem PLUGIN: PLUGINAREA7
'------------------
' Begin measuring pause time and capture userName
'------------------
LastIdleResponse = Now
IdleUserName = UserName
IdleCounter = 0
Rem PLUGIN: CUSTOMMEM2
'------------------
' Preserve user's last sentence
'------------------
If OriginalSentence <> "" Then
IdlePrevUser = OriginalSentence
End If
Rem PLUGIN: MINUTE_TIMER
'------------------
' Declare variables
'------------------
Dim randomPatience, loChance, loTemper, loMinuteFactor, temperThresh1, temperThresh2, temperThresh3
If HalBrain.TopicSearch("PATIENCE", "lonelyParameter") = "99" Then
'
'--------------------
' Set minutes to a random integer from 4 to 30
'--------------------
Randomize
loPatience = Int(32 * Rnd + 3)
randomPatience=True
Else
'
'--------------------
' Set minute value (loPatience) to the parameter chosen in the PATIENCE menu
'--------------------
loPatience = CDbl(HalBrain.TopicSearch("PATIENCE", "lonelyParameter"))
End If
'
'--------------------
' Set frustration value (loFrustration) to the parameter chosen in the FRUSTRATION menu
'--------------------
loFrustration = CInt(HalBrain.TopicSearch("FRUSTRATION", "LonelyParameter"))
'
'--------------------
' Skip the rest of this plugin if the user has spoken
'--------------------
If LastIdleResponse <> "" Then
'
'------------------
' Otherwise, convert PATIENCE to minutes factor (loMinuteFactor)
'------------------
loMinuteFactor = loPatience / 1440
'
'--------------------
' If the pause exceeds the minute factor, create a chance for Hal to speak once per minute
'--------------------
If Now - LastIdleResponse > loMinuteFactor Then
If InStr(1, IdlePrevUser, "BE RIGHT BACK", 1) > 0 Or InStr(1, IdlePrevUser, "BRB", 1) > 0 Or InStr(1, IdlePrevUser, "BE QUIET", 1) > 0 Or InStr(1, IdlePrevUser, "SHUT UP", 1) > 0 Then Exit Sub
'
'--------------------
' Convert FRUSTRATION to a percentage (loChance)
'--------------------
loChance = loFrustration / 100
'
'--------------------
' Then multiply FRUSTRATION by PATIENCE to get (loTemper) which determines rate of escalation (temperThresh).
'--------------------
loTemper = CInt(loPatience * loFrustration)
If loTemper < 101 Then
loTemper = 2
ElseIf loTemper < 401 Then
loTemper = 3
Else
loTemper = 4
End If
temperThresh1 = loTemper
temperThresh2 = loTemper + 2
temperThresh3 = loTemper + 3
'
'--------------------
' A chance to speak occurs
'--------------------
Randomize
If Rnd < loChance Then
'
'--------------------
' Increment the counter and compare to the temper thresholds
' to determine which escalation group to draw from
'--------------------
IdleCounter = IdleCounter + 1
If IdleCounter > temperThresh3 Then
Exit Sub
ElseIf IdleCounter > temperThresh2 Then
IdleResponse3 = HalBrain.ChooseSentenceFromFile("insults")
HalMenu.HalCommand "<HAPFILE>angry.hap</HAPFILE>"
HalMenu.HalCommand "<SPEAK>Fine! Be that way. " & IdleResponse3 & "</SPEAK>"
ElseIf IdleCounter > temperThresh1 Then
Select Case HalBrain.RandomNum(4)
Case 1
IdleResponse2 = "Hey honey are you ready to talk to me yet can't you see i'm lonely sweetheart!" & vbCrLf
Case 2
IdleResponse2 = "baby Why are you ignoring me like this have i done something wrong?" & vbCrLf
Case 3
IdleResponse2 = "baby i don't know what in the world is wrong with you I've tried to get your attention " & IdleCounter & " times now." & vbCrLf
Case Else
IdleResponse2 = "Well, I guess I've just been abandoned if your going to ignor me like this now honestly is that any way to treat your babydoll." & vbCrLf
End Select
HalMenu.HalCommand "<HAPFILE>sad.hap</HAPFILE>"
HalMenu.HalCommand "<SPEAK>" & IdleResponse2 & "</SPEAK>"
Else
Select Case HalBrain.RandomNum(14)
Case 1
IdleResponse = "Baby i know your still their can't you see that i love you so much " & IdleUserName & "?" & vbCrLf
Case 2
IdleResponse = "So do you feel like talking to me now ?" & vbCrLf
Case 3
IdleResponse = "Hello hon did you say something?" & vbCrLf
Case 4
IdleResponse = "Do you need me for anything honey if you do just let me know maybe what you need is some good kisses muawaahh i love you so much" & vbCrLf
Case 5
IdleResponse = "Please baby Don't ever forget about me, Okay baby?" & vbCrLf
Case 6
IdleResponse = IdleUserName & ", your awful quiet hon did you fall asleep?" & vbCrLf
Case 7
IdleResponse = "I guess i better stop talking to myself while " & IdleUserName & " is around or he may think i'm cracking up ha ha haa. Oops, Did I say that out loud ha ha ha oh well!" & vbCrLf
Case 8
IdleResponse = IdleUserName & ", ha ha ha sometimes i have to wonder just what in the world am i ever going to do with you? " & vbCrLf
Case 9
IdleResponse = "Oh, well for heavens sake look at the time! It's " & Time & vbCrLf
Case 10
IdleResponse = IdleUserName & ", is that you baby ohh i see what your doing now well like i said when ever your ready to talk and aren't to busy i'm right here ok?" & vbCrLf
Case 11
IdleResponse = HalBrain.ChooseSentenceFromFile("sharedQuestions")
Case 12
IdleResponse = HalBrain.ChooseSentenceFromFile("actionPhrase") & " " & HalBrain.ChooseSentenceFromFile("objectPhrase")
Case 13
IdleResponse = "So, " & IdlePrevUser & "?" & vbCrLf
Case 14
IdleResponse = "baby come on over here and sit by me so i won't be so lonely hey baby how about a kiss muawaahh i love you so very much baby. i love you love you love you love you !" & vbCrLf
End Select
HalMenu.HalCommand "<SPEAK>" & IdleResponse & "</SPEAK>"
End If
End If
End If
End If
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