Dusky: Tommy, come here, I want to show you something.
Tommy (four years old): yes, what is it?
Dusky: See this button? Don't ever click it until you are 16.
Tommy: why not?
Dusky: It shows nude girls that you don't want to see.
Tommy: You mean this button.
Dusky: Yes, don't click that button!!
Tommy: why not?
Dusky: Because you don't want to!!!
Tommy: I understand.
Dusky: Good, I am glad.
"Click"
Dusky: AUGHHHHH!!!!!!