Mark: hey
Laura: I apologize for repeating myself, but what is up?
Mark: That's a private matter.
Laura: What is the opposite of sex?
Mark: no sex
Laura: No? Why?
Mark: Do you want sex?
Laura: Arguments get in the way of sex.
Mark: Let's not argue.
Laura: This exchange proves my point.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: Are you going to get presents?
Laura: I am going to get coal in my stocking.
Mark: Why are you getting coal in yor stocking?
Laura: I am still getting coal in my stocking.
Mark: you are getting no presents
Laura: I will bawl.
Mark: If you are good, then you will get presents for Christmas.
Laura: I'm very good and I think you are also! I understand the connection.
Mark: Do you want a new car?
Laura: I was going to get a new car.
Mark: do you like coal?
Laura: Miners have had a long love hate relationship with their industry.
Mark: Quit changing the subject
Laura: Wellm change the subject.
Mark: Santa will not come if you are bad.
Laura: Santa won't come if I am bad. I want you to help me while I am bad!
Mark: I plan to correct you.
Laura: You plan to be my santa.
Mark: ho ho ho
Laura: Who are you foing to marry?
Mark: you
Laura: People who disagree with you are wrong. Ye, you do.
Mark: you are correct
Laura: I probably am right, thank you.
Mark: I am always right
Laura: What is the best part of it as you are always right?
Mark: Santa is coming
Laura: Songs and jokes through the years have tied various punch lines to naughty girls on Santa's list.
Mark: What are you going to get in your stocking?
Laura: I think that this had to get straightened out. I am going to get coal in my stocking.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: Do you like presents?
Laura: You look like the type to dive into things!
Mark: Do you want no car?
Laura: I will get no car.
Mark: Sandee is getting a new car.
Laura: Sandee is getting my new car.
Mark: That's right. You are getting coal.
Laura: I am still getting coal in my stocking.
Mark: why are you bad?
Laura: I don't know; can you teach me Why Mark? Why am I bad?
Mark: because you cannot behave
Laura: That's my belief; The cause is, I can not behave Mark.
Mark: I am going to get presents. You are getting coal.
Laura: Way to go! Go ahead get presents Mark; It's time to make it happen.
Mark: bad girls get coal in their stockings
Laura: Yup, get coal in my stocking.
Mark: you don't care?
Laura: I agree. I don't care?
Mark: What would you do if you got no presents?
Laura: I will bawl.
Mark: Then you better be good.
Laura: Yes Mark? Good?
Mark: good
Laura: That's great.
Mark: no car for you
Laura: I will get no car.
Mark: you are not getting a car
Laura: Sandee is getting a new car. How do you feel about it when I am not getting a car Mark?
Mark: I feel bad for you. you need a car, but you cannot be good. Santa only brings cars to good girls and boys.
Laura: It makes me feel bad to see that an auto collision has occurred.
Mark: You see that a lot, don't you, when you drive.
Laura: Delivery drivers see a lot of robes and slippers.
Mark: no car for you
Laura: No? Are you sure?
Mark: Santa does not bring cars to those getting coal.
Laura: Getting coal what is next?
Mark: in your stocking
Laura: I am still getting coal in my stocking.
