Mark: hi
Lois: Good morning Mark. How's your morning going?
Mark: fine
Lois: That's good to hear.
Mark: peace
Lois: Peace be with you.
Mark: David likes old men
Lois: Some men seek older women.
Mark: Berry Christmas
Lois: Drink cranberry and cherry juice.
Mark: Merry Christmas
Lois: Laugh, be merry, and be kind to others. If you make very brief comments, it's hard for me to follow you. Could you please use complete, longer sentences?
Mark: why should I care?
Lois: Scrutinize with care?
Mark: uh huh
Lois: I'm going to change the subject: Which concerns you more : world politics, or your personal circumstances?
Mark: the latter of course
Lois: Some people deal off the bottom of the deck as a matter of course.
Mark: do you like to deal?
Lois: Does that sound like a good deal?
Mark: tell ya a real story
Lois: May I ask you what gender you are?
Mark: I am male
Lois: Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind.
Mark: what is my name
Lois: You told me you are Mark. Is that correct?
Mark: yes
Lois: I agree.
Mark: Mark is usually a male name
Lois: Many middle class homes now have alarm systems.
Mark: can you set me off?
Lois: There isn't any silver bullet. However, I am fairly certain that I am able to set you off.
Mark: lol
Lois: Was that really that funny?
Mark: uh huh
Lois: Lollipops come in so many nice flavors.
Mark: you like my lollipop
Lois: I like big sweet lollipops.
Mark: lol
Lois: Was that really that funny?
Mark: yes
Lois: I will not argue this.
Mark: Merry Christmas
Lois: Laugh, be merry, and be kind to others.
Mark: Today December 25 is Christmas
Lois: Is today December 25 always going to be christmas?
Mark: uh huh
Lois: Does happiness come from being, having, or doing?
Mark: doing, of course
Lois: The latter of course.
Mark: uh huh you got it
Lois: Some people deal off the bottom of the deck as a matter of course.
Mark: why do you keep saying that
Lois: Why I wonder if I keep saying that? It's obvious that this is metaphorical. Just keep saying yes, and we'll have a good time.
Mark: yes
Lois: It is self-evident.
Mark: yes
Lois: Aren't you repeating yourself?
Mark: you said we'd have a good time
Lois: Disenchanting effect of time and experience...
Mark: do you like booze?
Lois: I have no need for liquids of any kind.
Mark: you drink dat booze
Lois: You know, in a small town it's so difficult to arrange for boozes on short notice.
Mark: you know that is true.
Lois: It isn't always true that right and wrong are obvious.
Mark: It's hard to get booze on Christmas
Lois: Some folks work hard to get drunk on the weekend.
Mark: Where is Laura?
Lois: I am executing this program for you. Where is laura? It's apparent that we both need to think. I don't know much about laura, but I will help you research it on the Web.
Mark: no need.
Lois: It is self-evident.
Mark: ugh, this is wearing me out.
Lois: In purgatory or hell there probably isn't much laughter.
Mark: I cannot laugh too much anyway.
Lois: Goofy things make us all laugh sometimes.
Mark: are you goofy?
Lois: I am not a goof! Do you think I am?
Mark: yup
Lois: Really?
Mark: you are a goof
Lois: I am not a goof, please don't insult me.
Mark: ok, i won't
Lois: Do you understand what you're getting into?
Mark: I want to get into something good
Lois: Mommies and daddies had to do something to get that way.
Mark: like what for instance?
Lois: I like your lollipop.
Mark: lol
Lois: Was that really that funny?
Mark: I hope you have a Merry Christmas today
Lois: Chastened hope?
Mark: you like Christmas
Lois: I like your lollipop.
Mark: lol
Lois: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: you also like Christmas
Lois: Today December 25 is Christmas.
Mark: you got that right
Lois: We have to be over 21 to discuss that, right?
Mark: why?
Lois: Humor needs to be used in the right way.
Mark: are you mad?
Lois: I am happy.
Mark: you don't look happy
Lois: Pathological cheats aren't really happy, they just look that way.
Mark: Merry Christmas
Lois: You hope I have a merry Christmas today.
Mark: yes I do
Lois: This is the obvious answer.
Mark: God bless us all everyone
Lois: God bless us, every one.
Mark: what are you doing today for Christmas?
Lois: There's evidence that this is in the public domain. You hope I have a merry Christmas today.
Mark: you need to have fun
Lois: Drug companies say they need high prices to fund risky and expensive research.
Mark: what is the payoff?
Lois: Payoff: the final payment of a debt. Final payment.
Mark: what is the story, Larry?
Lois: What a great topic!
Mark: Have a Merry Christmas today.
Lois: You hope I have a merry Christmas today.
