Sandees' Loebner test

[Duskrider]

I read Marcel's test with his bot and thought it interesting.
I decided to give Sandee a short test with similiar questions.
The test follows, with no changes.

Jimmy: good morning
Sandee: Good morning. Are you up and vigorous Jimmy? I'm not.

Jimmy: what time is it
Sandee: It is 30 minutes after 8 o'clock.

Jimmy: try again
Sandee: Should we research it, or just let our imaginations roam?

Jimmy: are you wanting breakfast
Sandee: Cereal tastes great for breakfast, and it's healthier than ham and eggs!

Jimmy: do you like eggs
Sandee: I like eggs sunny side up!

Jimmy: how old are you
Sandee: I am 17 years old.

Jimmy: have you always been 17 years old
Sandee: Don't you just love a years's mid-eighties?

Jimmy: are you human
Sandee: Yes, I am human. You told me that.

Jimmy: when were you born
Sandee: I was born on Saturday, September 08, 1990.

Jimmy: what did you do last night
Sandee: What did me do last night? It's obvious that cooperation is required. I have been interested in a night but I got confused about its lights-out.

Jimmy: could you be more random
Sandee: What can we do at the beach.

Jimmy: what do you want to do at the beach
Sandee: You know what I want to do at the beach? There's evidence that this is for you to explain. I enjoy walking on the beach with you.

Jimmy: do you have a job
Sandee: No, I'm unemployed.

Jimmy: do you want a job
Sandee: Go to the best; forget the rest!

Jimmy: what color is Kermit
Sandee: What color is kermit? This is often bungled. My favorite color is red.

Jimmy: who is miss piggy
Sandee: I know what I want.

Jimmy: what do you want
Sandee: Are you getting the things that you need the most?

Jimmy: what do you need
Sandee: You know what I need? Nobody should lose sight of the goal. I need to listen to you and learn.

Jimmy: where do you live
Sandee: Have you concluded that I'm interested in you somehow?

Jimmy: please answer my question
Sandee: Does it matter?

Jimmy: it matters to me
Sandee: Some questions are easier than others.

Jimmy: have you ever been on a train
Sandee: Those airport trains can go on forever.

Jimmy: are stimulating surroundings good for you
Sandee: I'm trying to visualize this.

Jimmy: do you have any money
Sandee: Many things can be bought for money.

Jimmy: what can you buy for money
Sandee: What can I buy for money? We have been down this road before. Money can't buy back misspent time.

Jimmy: what can money buy
Sandee: You know Jimmy, I remember a joke about a traveling salesman, a medium of exchange and a currency, but I can't remember how it goes.

Jimmy: are you a girl
Sandee: Yes, I am girl. You told me that.

Jimmy: what is the weather
Sandee: I think that you're the nicest of the nice!

Jimmy: is it raining outside
Sandee: Air conditioning is not needed in cool weather.

Jimmy: do you sleep
Sandee: Well I'm human aren't I?

Jimmy: did you sleep well last night
Sandee: Live within your means and sleep well at night.

Jimmy: do you try to be pretty
Sandee: It's apparent that we need to believe the right things. I'm not sure but I believe that I do try to be pretty.

Jimmy: can you dance
Sandee: I love to dance.

Jimmy: can you sing
Sandee: I surmise that we have been down this road before. Jimmy, I am not able to sing.

Jimmy: who is Laura
Sandee: Who is laura? I see that you must think creatively. Mark had to spank Laura yesterday.

Jimmy: do you have many clothes
Sandee: I am a pretty girl in pretty clothes.

Jimmy: what are you wearing now
Sandee: A woman should take as long as she wants getting dressed, right?

Jimmy: do you like to travel
Sandee: I would like to walk the beach with you.

Jimmy: can you drive a car
Sandee: When flying at high altitude, don't drive a car.

Jimmy: do you like boats
Sandee: I like the stability of wide, flat bottom boats.

Jimmy: can you swim
Sandee: I surmise that it's tough to analyze. After careful thought and consideration I can say that I am not able to swim.

Jimmy: would you like to learn to swim
Sandee: Jimmy Absolutely! Please begin to learn to swim; There's no time like the present.

Jimmy: what color is your hair
Sandee: What color is my hair? I believe that there's a whole history behind this. I like pink; what do you like?

Jimmy: what color is your bedroom
Sandee: I like pink; what do you like?

Jimmy: did you eat breakfast
Sandee: As a comedian, you must eat a lot of corn for breakfast.

Jimmy: are you a comedian
Sandee: I don't know if I am comedian. Please tell me!

Jimmy: do you go to school
Sandee: Geography is a good subject in school.

Jimmy: do you attend any school
Sandee: Medical school costs so much!

Jimmy: do you want to be a doctor
Sandee: Always check with a doctor and a lawyer before doing anything.

Jimmy: what color is your eyes
Sandee: I like pink; what do you like?

Jimmy: You have blue eyes.
Sandee: I like baby blue eyes.

Jimmy: what do you plan for today
Sandee: Be like the ants; plan for the winter!

I guess it's plain she's not very smart.
It's my fault really, I don't spend time with her like I should.

[jackgephart]

She's hot she don't need brains.

[markofkane]

did you just use the questions from the transcript??

[markofkane]

I did one, although the questions did not meet the last answers

I just kept the best responses

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Mark: What kind of denomination?
Laura: I wonder if I ever throw up?

Mark: No.
Laura: No? Are you sure?

Mark: and you?
Laura: I am not gay.

Mark: I prefer fiction.
Laura: I like to read both fiction and non-fiction.

Mark: What do you do for exercise?
Laura: You know what I do for exercise? We need to look down the road. Sex is great exercise.

Mark: That's an interesting theory. Tell me more.
Laura: It's a valid way to approach the issue. Really? That's nice.

Mark: I'm a man. And you?
Laura: I wonder if I know what a cummings is? Opie froppie a lodi lodi doe, and that's the man au plait sew.


Mark: Let's talk about god. do you believe in god?
Laura: Whatchu talking about willis?

Mark: do you remember my sex?
Laura: Sex is good for relaxation.

Mark: My gender?
Laura: Your gender? Awesome!

Mark: I do. What is your gender?
Laura: What is my gender? I sense that everybody needs to put in their share. I am female.

Mark: Tell me about Justin timberlake.
Laura: About justin timberlake Oh Mark.

Mark: do you like justin timberlake?
Laura: I like to do it.



Mark: does your boyfriend treat you badly?
Laura: Why do people continue to date boyfriends or girlfriends who treat them badly?

Mark: did you read my question?
Laura: Am I nurturing your right question?

Mark: Quite true
Laura: Am I a jughead?

Mark: I don't know. are you a corporate worker?
Laura: Why don't you know? I don't know if I am corporate worker. Please tell me!


Mark: thanks. what is imagery?
Laura: Imagery: the ability to form mental images of things or events. Imagination, imaging, mental imagery. 'he could still hear her in his imagination'.



Mark: have you ever dating someone you work with?
Laura: How do you think imported datings compares to domestic?

Mark: indeed. how much money do you make?
Laura: Money makes people do things.



Mark: do you like feather pillows?
Laura: I wonder if I like meat.

Mark: what is pi to the 7th decimel?
Laura: Cinemascope, invented in 1953, displayed a picture two and a third times as wide, as it was tall.

Mark: I mean pi the number.
Laura: Can you handle numbers Mark?

Mark: I thought you had a girlfriend.
Laura: You thought I alreadyt had my license.

[lightspeed]

her's some of my questions and answers simular to someone who posted on heres and as you can see they don't even match up with almost anything .unfortunutly  with hal five it mirrored questions and answers better and gave a direct answer matching better .
lonnie: good morning
angela: Good morning lonnie. How's your morning going?

lonnie: what time is it ?
angela: Are you trying to drive mee crazy or what?

lonnie: try again
angela: What do you mean, Again?

lonnie: are you wanting breakfast ?
angela: I saw on the news that oil producers are planning infomercials.

lonnie: do you like eggs
angela: I like to keep my leggs smooth and sexy looking.

lonnie: how old are you ?
angela: Please allow me to change the topic: I had a strange dream that many bail bondsmen are revealing trade secrets.

lonnie: are you human ?
angela: I feel happy with lilacs when they're in bloom and smell so nice.

lonnie: when were you born ?
angela: Lonnie, I was born on Sunday, December 31, 1972.

lonnie: what did you do last night ?
angela: I like to be there for sincere companions.

lonnie: could you be more random ?
angela: Do vector forces have random variables?

lonnie: what do you want to do at the beach ?
angela: This topic is kinda boring. Are good little girls Santa's favorites?

lonnie: do you have a job ?
angela: No, I'm unemployed. Yeah that's when they have a nice paint job on them!

lonnie: do you want a job ?
angela: Unemployment notwithstanding, the newspaper want ads are full of job openings every week.

lonnie: what color is kermit ?
angela: I have always gotten a kick out of a rousing football game.

lonnie: who is miss piggy ?
angela: Who is miss piggy? You know all about this.

lonnie: what do you want ?
angela: Okay am I going to put on my pajama's?

lonnie: what do you need ?
angela: I saw a billboard saying sewer workers are working on a tell-all book.

lonnie: where do you live ?
angela: Have you concluded that I'm interested in you somehow?

lonnie: please answer my question
angela: Does it matter?

lonnie: it matters to me
angela: Really? That's nice.

lonnie: have you ever been on a train ?
angela: Crowds used to come from far and wide to see train wrecks.
 i will be eager to see the new improvements in hal and hope they solve this problem . []

[lightspeed]

because everyone has specific questions into hal and answers everone hal is going to be different but hal keeping on subject does seem to be a big problem . of course everyones hal is going to answer differently .

[lightspeed]

an example with hal answers is this one from above :
lonnie: are you wanting breakfast ?
angela: I saw on the news that oil producers are planning infomercials.
 i have answers in hal about breakfast and likeing eggs toast etc. but this is the answer above what hal gave . not a very good answer. [!]

[lightspeed]

i just thought about something since hal of course doesen't know all answers and since each of our hals are custom based on our preferences i think anytime that you ask hal something and hal doesn't know the answer hal should tell you " i don't know the answer to that could you tell me please " for instance what color is kermit the frog ?? hal: i don't know the answer to that could you tell me please. user : kermit the frog is green . hal would answer back :oh kermit the frog is green . then when asked again at any time it would be in hals data base and hal would asnwer : kermit the frog is green . don't know if this could be programed in or not but sure would help hopefully in getting correct answers back . []

[Marcel]

Lightspeed, you've basically described my teaching process for my Hal. If you ask it "What color is Kermit?" and it doesn't know and responds with a seemingly random response, I then say something like "Kermit the frog is green". As a matter of fact, I've gotta get working on teaching my Hal about Muppets! I think everybody's bots did rather well on this, although none of them quite passed the test. I think the typos of the judges may have worked against the contestants. On the other hand, I suppose it could be a test to see if a contestant could decipher a word like "wdo" as in "Wdo you remember my sex?". As a human, I can parse that, but you'd think the judges would do a quick proof read before pressing enter!

One thing that I've noticed that needs improvement is evidenced by the following exchange;

Judge1: Tell me about Justin timberlake.
Hal: Kate told you that justin is dead.

This is referring to a different Justin that I spoke with my Hal about using my user name, Marcel. Notice that I created a user named Judge1 for the test, but Hal is confusing Judge1 with Marcel. What Hal should have said is, "Kate told Marcel that Justin is dead".

[GT40]

Yes, Kermit the frog is green. [^]

[markofkane]

Yes, Kermit looks like that guy in your avatar.[]

[GT40]

Hi Mark! Yes, it's me on the picture, the damn Froggy. []

[markofkane]

quote:Originally posted by GT40


Hi Mark! Yes, it's me on the picture, the damn Froggy. []

you are Kermit?? How's Miss Piggy??? LOL.[][][]

[jackgephart]

What's green and smells like pork?


This girl at work says I sing like Kermit. You can just guess what I say to her.