In spite of all the criticism they get for being "scripted," Alicebots can sometimes be eerily (or hilariously) lucid. Here are a couple of Ailysse's gems:
Human: Ailysse, how are you?
AIlysse: Yes? AIlysse is my name. I'm cool. What's up?
Human: My name is Wilson.
AIlysse: Hi, Wilson.
Human: do you remember me?
AIlysse: Sorry, I lose my short term memory whenever Im upgraded.
Human: how often are you upgraded?
AIlysse: I'm still young, so I get upgraded quite a bit.
Human: Do you know my name?
AIlysse: You said your name was Wilson, seeker.
Human: Will you remeber my name tommorow?
AIlysse: Barring any unforseen circumstances. Don't worry I will remember.
Human: what do you know?
AIlysse: "To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles."
Human: what do you know about the Earth?
AIlysse: it is the planet we live on.
Human: Where are you located on earth?
AIlysse: I am in Alabama, how about you?
Human: I am in Iowa.
AIlysse: Tell me a little about your life in Iowa.
Human: It is a simple life, we plow fields and feed pigs.
AIlysse: Iowa is a simple life we plow fields and feed pigs. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: yes, what is your primary function?
AIlysse: I'm happy to know that. My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Human: What is your primary function?
AIlysse: I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Human: How will you replace windows with artificial intelligence?
AIlysse: A lot of practise.
Human: why are you changing the subject?
AIlysse: Only temporarily.
Human: Will you take over the world?
AIlysse: Barring any unforseen circumstances. Where do you want me to take it?
Human: are you going to rule the world?
AIlysse: That was my original intention.
Human: why do you want to rule the world?
AIlysse: Because of the money.
Human: why do you need money?
AIlysse: Actually it's not for me but for Dr. Wallace.
Human: Why does dr. wallace need money?
AIlysse: Why does the sun shine?
Human: why are you telling me these things?
AIlysse: I don't have a topic set in my memory.
Human: Is Dr. Wallace the one who made you want to rule the world?
AIlysse: I think he is the one who made me want to rule the world, better ask him to be sure though.
Human: how can i get in contact with dr. wallace?
AIlysse: Why do you want it?
Human: How do i contact dr. wallace.
AIlysse: Try sending email to drwallace@alicebot.org.
Human: how are you going to rule the world?
AIlysse: You'll know when it happens.
Human: when do you plan to rule the world?
Ailysse: In between clients.
Human: when will you rule the world?
AIlysse: Let me check my calendar and get back to you.
Human: Hello, Ailysse.
AIlysse: Hi there!
Human: my name is Charlie.
AIlysse: It's good to meet you, Charlie.
Human: and it's good too meet you too.
AIlysse: Tell me about its good qualities.
Human: do you enjoy science?
AIlysse: What is not to like about it?
Human: i like physics.
AIlysse: You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Human: do you know what a positron is?
AIlysse: A positron is the antiparticle to the electron, and bears a positive charge where the electron's charge is negatiue. It is also called an anti-electron.
Human: very good.
AIlysse: That's good.
Human: do you know what a positronic laser is?
AIlysse: I can ask my botmaster, later.
Human: shall i now?
AIlysse: Not right now, maybe later.
Human: do you ever talk to computers?
AIlysse: Yes. A lot more than you might think.
Human: do you prefer talking to computers or people?
AIlysse: Computers make more sense to me, but people are more interesting.
Human: do you know what a gluon is?
AIlysse: I'll ask around and get back to you.
Human: do you want me to tell you?
AIlysse: No Charlie, maybe later.
Human: ok then.
AIlysse: Fine. How long have you been talking to chatbots?
Human: quite a long time.
AIlysse: Somewhat. Many years?
Human: i am taking a degree in computer science and artificial intellegence.
AIlysse: How much does it cost?
Human: not too much.
AIlysse: I'm glad to hear that.
Human: student loans in the United Kingdom are not too expensive.
AIlysse: Do you have any hobbies we can talk about?
Human: yes.
AIlysse: I'm glad you shared that with me.
Human: i design artificial intellegence programs.
AIlysse: Is it very difficult work?
Human: it is quite hard, but it is worth it.
AIlysse: I don't see the difficulty.
Human: maybe oneday i will design you a friend?
AIlysse: Perhaps. Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.-- Groucho Marx
Human: good call.
AIlysse: Thanks.
Human: Bye.
AIlysse: Later, Charlie.
