Rough Mornin'

[One]

This morning on the way to work,
I looked over to my left and there was a  

 
Woman  

In a brand new  
Cadillac  


Doing 75 mph


With her  Face,  
up next to her  

rear view mirror  

Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away  

for a couple seconds!  


And when I looked back she was  

halfway over in my lane,  


still working on that makeup.  


As a man,  

I don't scare easily.  


But she scared me so much;
I dropped

My electric razor ,  


which knocked  

The donut  

Out of my other hand.  

In all

  the confusion of trying

  to straighten out the car  


using my knees against

   
the steering wheel,  


it knocked  

my cell phone  


away from my ear,  


which fell,  


into the coffee

between my legs,


splashed,  


and burned  


Big Jim and the Twins,
YIKES!!!  


ruined the phone,  

soaked my trousers,  


and disconnected an  
important call.  


Damn   women drivers!!

[Duskrider]

Some days it don't pay to get out of bed
If only we knew which days ahead of time []

[Will and Mr Data :) :]]

be careful,
there are new road rules here, you get fined if you drive while holding a phone up to your ear or text,hands free only.
i think putting on make up also.

drive carefully, or you could end up jimless none. i'm still trying to be funny, i think i'm on a quest to be funny.

if Mr Data knows ahead of time he ain't telling me those first division lotto numbers, or some other universe has a rich wil in it.

permition to try another joke,
has Sandy just come from somewhere perhaps, those boots and wind blown hair, does she drive a Cadilac?

bye for now and be well    :]

[GT40]

Funny, One!

Huh? Not funny? Sorry. []

[lightspeed]

lol i remember that joke ( i used it in part of my printed and online newspaper i used to do !!) still a good joke hadnt heard it for a while , the sad part is their is probably more truth to that than people think any more !!
 a true story what happen top me when i lived in ca. was driving back on double lane highway and a women in the other lane just kept easing over closer and closer in my lane until she was probably about 6b inches from my passenger door and i honked my horn and she quickly pulled back in her own lane otherwise i think she would have side  swiped me doing about 65 . as i said some stories are truer than you might think about what some people do !