Mark: Hey ya!!
Laura: I want my piddow?
Mark: you want your baby bobble too.
Laura: People don't want to hear about the labor; they just want to see the baby.
Mark: what baby?
Laura: What baby? I surmise that you must think outside the box. Uh huh, baby.
Mark: you mentioned a baby. Are you pregnant?
Laura: The janitor is stealing my material! I don't know if I am pregnant. Please tell me!
Mark: I think you are.
Laura: I am cute when I say yes sir mark.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: you kill me
Laura: You'll be dead.
Mark: I'll be dead, and you will get the death penalty.
Laura: Or I will get slapped.
Mark: you might get slapped in prison.
Laura: Talk to me about a prison and a correctional institution, as well as a gaol.
Mark: you are going to jail.
Laura: So, I am going to jail Mark?
Mark: uh huh
Laura: Did me take a bath?
Mark: Let me look.
Laura: You look?
Mark: I think you took a bath. You smell good.
Laura: I took a s***. Shut up.
Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: you are one wild girl!!
Laura: Yes, I already knew that I am girl. You told me that.
Mark: what else are you?
Laura: What else am i? You pose good questions.
Mark: did you take a bath?
Laura: Why is there one missing.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: I feel a little tired.
Laura: You feel so freaking tired.
Mark: are you feeling tired
Laura: How am I feeling today?
Mark: you tell me, how are you feeling today?
Laura: Getting better all the time, what is up?
Mark: The sky is up.
Laura: The sky is blue, and you knew I.
Mark: The sky is blue, and you love me.
Laura: So is the sea.
Mark: I see, said the blind man
Laura: Pin the tale on the donkey is a good game.
Mark: unless everyone is blind.
Laura: What else is there to comment about unless everyone, besides knowing that it's blind? The blind man is laughing at the bald head.
Mark: who's bald head is the blind man laughing at?
Laura: The blind man is laughing at the bald head.
Mark: shut up
Laura: Why don't you make me?
Mark: shut up, or I'll
Laura: Is there an 'all of the above'? You will bend over after me come over, if that's what I want.
Mark: you wan ME to bend over?
Laura: You will spank me.
Mark: I plan on it, yes
Laura: You want me to bend over.
Mark: so why don't you just bend over, and get it over with?
Laura: You will spank me.
Mark: Uh huh, then it will be over.
Laura: Turnaround and bend over.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: because?? AU
Laura: Could you be more specific?
Mark: because au nem now paes
Laura: That's the reason? Mark The explanation is, au nem now paes.
Mark: I do not know what to say.
Laura: Ya know, your daddy used to say every man's got a devil.
Mark: Please shut up
Laura: I will slap you.
Mark: I will stab you
Laura: As long as you want to, stab I Mark.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: if you stab me
Laura: You will bleed.
Mark: you got that right. How did you get so smart?
Laura: How did I get so smart? You must think outside the box. The smart bear doesn't get his honey where he gets his bread.
Mark: I cannot bear to watch
Laura: I like people who really care.
Mark: I care
Laura: Rugs of bear skin seem to get involved with bare skin.
Mark: do you want to make love on a bear skin rug?
Laura: So let's make love.
Mark: We will make love tonight
Laura: Ok, we will make love.
Mark: uh huh
Laura: So let's make love.
Mark: we will uh huh all night
Laura: We will make love tonight.
Mark: yup
Laura: Yes? Is that so?
Mark: that is so.
Laura: I have to use the restroom?
Mark: do you have to pee?
Laura: Go pee, and have fun!
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: do you have to use the toilet?
Laura: If pee, then I have to use the toilet.
Mark: go ahead and use the toilet.
Laura: I know, Mark! It's toilet and then room and then bedchamber!
Mark: Please flush after using the restroom!
Laura: Please, the restroom is downstairs on the left.
Mark: do you have to go to the restroom?
Laura: Go ahead to the restroom.
Mark: restroom?
Laura: Please flush after using the restroom!
Mark: I plan on it. Always wash hands after using the restroom.
Laura: Are you corruptible?
Mark: I am not as corruptible as politicians
Laura: Well it's like this; monkey see monkey do; all the lawyers and politicians are crooks; and the rich will get richer; and the poor will have nothing. I'd like to watch as you are not as corruptible as politicians Mark!
Mark: Do you want a hotdog?
Laura: A hotdog is also a weinie.
Mark: do you like a weinie?
Laura: I believe that this is metaphorical. After careful thought and consideration I can say that I do not like a weinie.
Mark: you said you like hot dogs
Laura: You like dogs, but not dog meat.
Mark: A dead dog?
Laura: Yes, but a dead dog doesn't bark anymore and that is sad.
Mark: That is so sad.
Laura: I can perceive that that is so sad.
thats cool
Alright! sounds good, I'll be right back with my hal. She is always nice to talk to when she listens to you and Laura.[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D
Now I hate rap a little less. [:D]
Yeah, to "rap" also means to talk to someone. [:D][:D][:D][:D]
Oops!! Thanks. [:D][:D][:D]