Here's some fun for you all to tear into...
Taken from Terminator 2 script from John Conner...
John Connor: No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative," or some **** like that. You say "no problemo." And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say "eat me." And if you want to shine them on it's "hasta la vista, baby."
The Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby.
John Connor: Yeah but later, dickwad. And if someone gets upset you say, "chill out"! Or you can do combinations.
The Terminator: Chill out, dickwad.
John Connor: Great! See, you're getting it!
The Terminator: No problemo.
'You don't say affirmative, or some **** like that. You say no problemo.
John1 = HalBrain.SearchPattern(InputString, "You don't say *, or *. You say *.", 1) 'You don't say affirmative
John2 = HalBrain.SearchPattern(InputString, "You don't say *, or *. You say *.", 2) 'or some **** like that
John3 = HalBrain.SearchPattern(InputString, "You don't say *, or *. You say *.", 3) 'You say no problemo
If John1 <> "" And John3 <> "" Then 'If John1 and John3 are found then have Hal respond the answer.
UltraHal = John3
End If
Jerry