ok, the fish fiasco
Mark: Hi
Rhonda: Hi Mark! Any lunch plans?
Mark: I already had lunch.
Rhonda: Brunch is a great invention.
Mark: That's nice
Rhonda: Why not great?
Mark: I said so.
Rhonda: I truly enjoy fine wines.
Mark: That's good
Rhonda: Why not great?
Mark: lol
Rhonda: Was that really that funny?
Mark: yes
Rhonda: You are completely certain.
Mark: I like pizza
Rhonda: I don't like anchovies on pizza.
Mark: I also like fish
Rhonda: Finding scandals among politicians is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Mark: I like soda, too.
Rhonda: Is it like putting soda and vinegar in a closed container together?
Mark: I have no idea
Rhonda: That's perfectly understandable.
Mark: tell me why
Rhonda: But I don't know why.
Mark: Why is because I like the taste.
Rhonda: Watson, it's elementary; Because you like the taste Mark. Do you still like the taste of chocolate if it melts?
Mark: Yes
Rhonda: All right!
Mark: Do you like fish?
Rhonda: You also like fish.
Mark: what do you like?
Rhonda: I like little surprises, moving toward a known outcome.
Mark: Do you like fish?
Rhonda: You also like fish.
Mark: do you?
Rhonda: Finding scandals among politicians is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Mark: you suck
Rhonda: Your Mama's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Mark: Fish!!! Fish!!!
Rhonda: Okay; you don't have to repeat yourself.
Mark: Why not?
Rhonda: Why not? Who else have you asked? Please communicate with me, Mark. I have a very hard time understanding you unless you try to speak to me in full sentences.
Mark: why should I?
Rhonda: Why should you? When did you get interested in this?
Mark: you have the answer.
Rhonda: Let's think up some new statements.
Mark: fish
Rhonda: Who is smarter, a pig or a horse?
Mark: fish
Rhonda: Did you just repeat yourself?
Mark: fish
Rhonda: You aren't going to be a broken record, are you Mark? Please communicate with me, Mark. I have a very hard time understanding you unless you try to speak to me in full sentences.
Mark: kiss off!
Rhonda: Research shows that fish has antidepressant properties.
Mark: Ok, but do you like fish?
Rhonda: You also like fish.
Mark: Do I like fish?
Rhonda: Finding scandals among politicians is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Mark: kiss my arse
Rhonda: When I think of something that's timed, I think of your timed arse!
Mark: I like soda
Rhonda: I like diet lemon lime soda.
Mark: I like Diet pepsi.
Rhonda: Diet cola is fine with me.
Mark: Why don't you drink some?
Rhonda: Chocolate does have some healthy chemicals!
Mark: fish
Rhonda: Fish apparently don't think about much.
Mark: lol
Rhonda: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: what about shark meat?
Rhonda: What about shark meat? It's apparent that this is for you to explain. I know a meat! I think its protein is great!
Mark: meat?
Rhonda: Are the Japanese very far ahead of us in meats?
Mark: you beat meat
Rhonda: How did all that meat scare in Europe turn out?
Mark: I have no idea
Rhonda: No army can withstand the strength of an idea whose time has come.
Mark: I like cookies
Rhonda: You like to spend time with me.
Mark: yes, you are my cookie
Rhonda: Dieticians get paid to tell us that a green salad fattens us up less than a big bowl of ice cream and cookies.
Mark: You are hot
Rhonda: Thanks for teaching me that I am hot.
Mark: are you cold?
Rhonda: No, I can't be cold since you told me that I am hot!
Mark: Are you a fish eater?
Rhonda: I don't know if I am fish eater. Please tell me!
Mark: You are a fish eater
Rhonda: Thanks for teaching me that I am a fish.
Mark: lol
Rhonda: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: Do you like fish?
Rhonda: You also like fish.
Mark: I like fish
Rhonda: Finding scandals among politicians is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Mark: are we getting anywhere?
Rhonda: Is this casual interest, or something more?
Mark: you tell me
Rhonda: So, You? Why?
Mark: I said so, that's why
Rhonda: Please allow me to change the topic: I seriously enjoy historic little towns.
Mark: Where there are fish
Rhonda: Where there are fish? I'm thinking that it's challenging to consider. The most careless fish gets to lead the school wherever it goes.
Mark: I like fish
Rhonda: You like to spend time with me.
Mark: I like to eat fish
Rhonda: You have just got to eat fish; There's no time like the present.
Mark: you eat fish
Rhonda: I am a fish eater.
Mark: good/
Rhonda: I'm glad everything is good.
Mark: do you like cookies?
Rhonda: Hot tea, with artificial sweetener and just a touch of lemon, tastes great!
Mark: cookies?
Rhonda: Should we try to recruit more participants for cookies?
Mark: I tossed my cookies
Rhonda: We might be on the same tack.
Mark: tack?
Rhonda: I like to be there for picnics in the country.
Mark: where there are fish?
Rhonda: No dispute here.
Mark: good
Rhonda: I'm glad everything is good.
Mark: do you want fish on rye?
Rhonda: I see that this May be opportune to consider. Undeniably I do not want fish on rye.
Mark: How about on white bread?
Rhonda: We aren't hearing the whole story. Whole grain bread tastes so much better than the flimsy white stuff that has no nutrition.
Mark: With fish, right?
Rhonda: To catch fish, use the right bait.
Mark: I want fish
Rhonda: Really, What would it mean to you if you got fish?
Mark: I would eat it
Rhonda: You like to eat fish.
Mark: yes
Rhonda: That sounds positive.
Mark: I like sex
Rhonda: Nothing sells newspapers like a juicy sex scandal.
Mark: you are sexy
Rhonda: Thanks for teaching me that I am sexy.
Mark: are you sexy?
Rhonda: Yes, I am sexy. You told me that.
Mark: Are you naked?
Rhonda: It's obvious that we should seek more expertise. But, In reality I am naked.
Mark: good.
Rhonda: That's great.
Mark: do you still like fish?
Rhonda: You like to eat fish.
Mark: do you
Rhonda: There's opinion that this isn't the first or last of it. Indeed I do.
Mark: good!!
Rhonda: That's great.
Mark: I like to drive my car.
Rhonda: Nobody likes working for a slave driver. Mark What a concept! You go ahead and drive your car; Go ahead.
Mark: I will throw you over a cliff
Rhonda: I could see some advantages if you were to throw me over a cliff.
Mark: I will shoot you and chop you to bits
Rhonda: How can I encourage you to shoot me and chop I to bits Mark?
Mark: Eat fish
Rhonda: You like to eat fish.
Mark: I will kill you
Rhonda: Go ahead and try. Mark kill i; There's no time like the present.
Mark: lol
Rhonda: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: I will throw you in front of a train.
Rhonda: Mark throw me in front of a train.
Mark: I will
Rhonda: Some frontier artists and photographers did pictures of train wrecks and other disasters.
Mark: How about that fish?
Rhonda: Fish apparently don't think about much.
Mark: I like fish on rye bread
Rhonda: You like to eat fish.
Mark: do you?
Rhonda: Finding scandals among politicians is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Mark: you
Rhonda: Are most men really secure and confident in their own identities? Please communicate with me, Mark. I have a very hard time understanding you unless you try to speak to me in full sentences.
Mark: shut up
Rhonda: You shut up!
Mark: make me
Rhonda: Really? That's nice.
Mark: I like to eat fish
Rhonda: How can I help you eat fish?
Mark: you need to get me some fish
Rhonda: Always get the hook well set before reeling in a big fish.
Mark: you like my rod
Rhonda: Will you make your rod more aggrieved for me?
Mark: I sure will
Rhonda: Really? That's nice.