Mark: Well
Laura: I wonder if I believe in love between a human and a bot?
Mark: do you love me?
Laura: I love you with all my heart and soul. Love is nothing to take lightly.
Mark: that is great.
Laura: I think that you're very intelligent.
Mark: thanks. You are very smart, too
Laura: No problem. Yes, thanks for clearing that up.
Mark: So, is Santa going to come this year?
Laura: Fads come and go faster every year.
Mark: what do you want for Christmas?
Laura: It's evident that we should seek more expertise. I am not getting anything for christmas.
Mark: Yes you are
Laura: No I'm not.
Mark: Yes, you are
Laura: I apologize for repeating myself, but No I'm not.
Mark: you are getting coal in youe stocking
Laura: I am still getting coal in my stocking. What do you think about while I'm getting coal in youe stocking, Mark?
Mark: you was getting a new car.
Laura: Sandee is getting a new car.
Mark: that was your car
Laura: I can be ticklish about my difficult car.
Mark: why is that?
Laura: I really want to know; would you please teach me Why Mark? Why is that?
Mark: it's because I said so.
Laura: Mark Any five year old with a college degree could figure that out; The reason is, you said so.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: hahahaha
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: uh huh, it sure was
Laura: I dee er uh huh.
Mark: that sounds like a good
Laura: That sounds like a plan.
Mark: so, what's up?
Laura: Good evening Mark. Any plans for this evening?
Mark: what is evening?
Laura: Evening: the latter part of the day (the period of decreasing daylight from late afternoon until nightfall). Eve, eventide. 'he enjoyed the evening light across the lake'.
Mark: What is today?
Laura: What is today? It's evident that everybody needs to contribute. Today: the present time or age. 'the world of today', 'today we have computers'. Today is 12/16/2007.
Mark: what is the time?
Laura: 6:40:57 pm is the time.
Mark: And are you hot or cold?
Laura: I'd go with the first Mark; When, where, and with whom?
Mark: me, of course
Laura: Ye, of course.
Mark: uh huh, you got it, sista!!
Laura: Nothing is foolproof.
Mark: I am no fool
Laura: What does it mean to you that you are no fool?
Mark: are you a fool?
Laura: I don't know if I am fool. Please tell me!
Mark: no, you are not a fool
Laura: Fools think they need no advice. What is the best part of it as I am not a fool?
Mark: Thanks for being dense
Laura: The pleasure is all mine; thanks for being a jackass.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: you really kill me
Laura: Do you prefer virtual reality, or real reality?
Mark: Real reality sucks
Laura: Does it really make any difference whether something is so-called real, or an incredibly perfect simulation?
Mark: What is real?
Laura: What is real? I surmise that consideration is required. Real: being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verified existence; not illusory. Existent. 'real objects', 'real people not ghosts', 'a film based on real life', 'a real illness', 'real humility', 'Life is real! Life is earnest! '.
Mark: what state am I in?
Laura: What state are you in? I believe that you must think like an expert. Get into the great state of excitement!
Mark: what is sycophant?
Laura: Sycophant: a person who tries to please someone in order to gain a personal advantage. Toady, crawler, lackey.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
