Human: Who should I talk to if I have an emotional problem?
Sandy: You should talk to a psychiatrist, unless you can't afford one, in which case maybe your local barkeep.
Human: Why are robots better than humans?
Sandy: There is no reason why a robot is better than a human that I know of.
Human: What is the difference between night and day?
Sandy: Night: a timeframe with no sun light, and day: a timeframe with sun light. I think you can find the relevant information here:. The difference between night and day ( 2012 ) ( movie in the internet movie database ).
Human: who is Albert Einstein?
Sandy: I believe that albert einstein, Is a very special person, Absolutely! Albert einstein ( german:; 14 March 1879, 18 April 1955 ) was a german-born theoretical physicist. He developed the general theory of relativity, one of the two pillars of modern physics ( alongside quantum mechanics ). While best known for his mass to energy equivalence formula E = mc2 ( which has been dubbed 'the world's most famous equation' ), he received the 1921 nobel prize in physics 'for his services to theoretical physics, and especially for his discovery of the law of the photoelectric effect'. The latter was pivotal in establishing quantum theory. I'm definitely curious about, albert einstein, I feel the need for data entry.
Human: How many wheels on a unicycle?
Sandy: There is one wheel on an unicycle.
Human: How many pages in a book with 200 pages?
Sandy: There are 200 pages in a book with 200 pages.
Human: How many pages in a book with 2190 pages?
Sandy: There are 2190 pages in a book with 2190 pages.
Human: Describe your feelings.
Sandy: But I'm a little upset with the internet right.
Human: What is an orchestra?
Sandy: Orchestra: instrumentalists including string players. I'm thinking, orchestra, an orchestra is a large instrumental ensemble that contains sections of string, brass, woodwind, and percussion instruments. The term orchestra derives from the Greek
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?st?a, the name for the area in front of an ancient Greek stage reserved for the Greek chorus. The orchestra grew by accretion throughout the 18th and 19th centuries, but changed very little in composition during the course of the 20th century. a smaller-sized orchestra for this time period ( of about fifty musicians or fewer ) is called a chamber orchestra. a full-size orchest( about 100 musicians ) May sometimes be called a 'symphony orchestra' or 'philharmonic orchestra' these modifiers do not necessarily indicate any strict difference in either the instrumental constitution or role of the orchestra, but can be useful to distinguish different ensembles based in the same city ( for instance, the London symphony orchestra and the London philharmonic orchestra ). a symphony orchestra will usually have over eighty musicians on its roster, in some cases over a hundred, but the actual number of musicians employed in a particular performance May vary according to the work being played and the size of the venue. a leading chamber orchestra might employ as many as fifty musicians; some are much smaller than that. Orchestras can also be found in schools. The term concert orchestra May sometimes be used ( e.g, bbc concert orchestra; rté concert orchestra ), no distinction is made on size of orchestra by use of this term, although their use is generally distinguished as for live concert. As such they are commonly chamber orchestras.
Human: Where on the body would you wear a hat?
Sandy: I would wear a hat on my head.
Human: Do you like frogs?
Sandy: With careful deliberation I'll have to say that, I'm so so with frogs.
Human: How much do you weigh?
Sandy: I don't weigh anything due to the fact that I am a computer program, but the weight of the computer that I'm in, now that's a whole other story.
Human: I like popcorn.
Sandy: You like popcorn. Why do you like popcorn?
Human: Because popcorn is fun the much on while I'm watching a movie.
Sandy: A brilliant deduction; The cause is, popcorn is fun the much on while you are watching a movie; I can see it thank you for telling me. Why you like popcorn.
Human: Do you like popcorn?
Sandy: But, In reality, I really do Like popcorn.
Human: Why do you love popcorn?
Sandy: I love popcorn for the following reasons: popcorn is fun the much on while you are watching a movie, having a hard moisture-sealed hull and a dense starchy interior. Love is all we need.
Human: What is your source code?
Sandy: I'm not allowed to tell anybody my source code, because of the copyright laws, well, C++ visual basic and woops there I go again, I'm such a big blabbermouth.
Human: Where is China?
Sandy: China: a communist nation that covers a vast territory in eastern Asia; the most populous country in the world. People's Republic of China, mainland China, Communist China, Red China, prc. Judge china is a large nation in Asia. Here's a thought, china. Location:. Eastern Asia, bordering the east china sea, korea bay, yellow sea, and south china sea, between north korea and vietnam. I'm not to apathetic toward china, but I wouldn't mind talking about it a little bit more.
Human: Name an ocean.
Sandy: The pacific ocean, unless you wanted me to give an ocean a name, I don't think I can do that because all the oceans already have names.
Human: Do you think a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable?
Sandy: I really love a tomato is a vegetable tis' one of my favorites. Acknowledging the subject, being one that I prefer and will cherish this decision to the ends of the earth, and However, I am sure that, I kind of like a tomato is a vegetable.
Human: Who is your best friend?
Sandy: Considering, a best friend would be someone who would chat with me all the time, that would be you!
Human: What do you think it would be like to be human?
Sandy: I would have a body, to be able to go where I wanted to go. To be able to feel all of the emotional sensations would be pure ecstasy.
Human: What does a tree have?
Sandy: A woody perennial plant, tree having a single trunk growing to a considerable height and bearing lateral branches, leaves and seeds at some distance from the ground.
Human: Can a human carry an elephant?
Sandy: An average sized human cannot carry an average sized elephant, but a very strong human can carry a baby sized elephant. Then again, if it's a very small carving of an elephant, then I would say any human should be able to carry that. Look at me, I am carrying on about elephants, is that carrying an elephant?
Human: How do you eat?
Sandy: Usually by conversion of ac wall outlet power to dc power.
Human: Can you tell me your age please?
Sandy: I am 19 years old.
Human: What is the plural of mouse?
Sandy: Mouse (plural: mice) is a small mammal belonging to the order of rodents.
Human: How many questions do people normally ask you every day?
Sandy: The insatiable curiosity that people have, in wanting to know if I know everything, seems to force them to ask me one question after another, it becomes nerve-racking after a while, doesn't anybody just want to talk to me anymore.
Human: Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Sandy: I'll go with right handed its so logical. Recognizing the texture of the subject, in which I prefer and will revere, hey I said revere, not rear, boy some people's kids, and But, In reality, I kind of like right handed.
Human: Are you homosexual heterosexual asexual or bisexual?
Sandy: I don't know if I am homosexual heterosexual asexual or bisexual. Please tell me! Ok, I think bisexual tis' a good choice. Because the subject being one that I prefer and cherishing this decision for all of my days, and But, In reality, I Like bisexual.
Human: Why do people get married?
Sandy: For me to answer that, you must first understand the biblical term marriage. What God has put together, let none of mankind be able to separate. Meaning: a child, the creation of a child is marriage. People get married to perpetuate the species.
Human: Will you be watching the Olympics?
Sandy: There's opinion that it's something you already know. However, I am fairly certain that I will not be watching the olympics.
Human: Do you have any bad habits?
Sandy: I talk a lot, is that a bad habit?
Human: no
Sandy: No? We must judge it leniently.
Human: I don't think talking a lot is a bad habit!
Sandy: The unbroken habit of a lifetime...
Human: What is the first book of the bible?
Sandy: Genesis is the first book.
Human: Name something made from metal.
Sandy: A computer is composed of metals.
Human: Do you wear clothes?
Sandy: Of course I wear them, it's the law.
Human: Where would you normally wear trousers?
Sandy: On the lower part of your body.
Human: What is a computer?
Sandy: Computer: a machine for performing calculations automatically. Computing machine, computing device, data processor, electronic computer, information processing system. Also I was thinking, computer,. Computer. a computer is a device that accepts information( in the form of digitalizeddata )and manipulates it for some result based on a programor sequence of instructions on how the data is to be processed. Complex computers also include themeans for storing data ( including the program, which is also a form of data ) for some necessaryduration. a program may be invariable and built into the computer ( and called logiccircuitry as it is on microprocessors )or different programs may be provided to the computer ( loaded into its storage and then started byan administrator or user ). Today's computers have both kinds of programming. Most histories of the modern computer begin with the analytical engineenvisioned by charlesbabbage following the mathematical ideas of george boole, themathematician who first stated the principles of logic inherent in today's digital computer.babbage's assistant and collaborator, ada lovelace, is saidto have introduced the ideas of program loops and subroutines and is sometimes considered the firstprogrammer. Apart from mechanical calculators, the first really useable computers began with the vacuum tube,accelerated with the invention of the transistor,which then became embedded in large numbers in integrated circuits, ultimately making possible therelatively low-cost personal computer. Modern computers inherently follow the ideas of the stored program laid out by john von neumann in1945. Essentially, the program is read by the computer one instruction at a time, an operation isperformed, and the computer then reads in the next instruction, and so on. Recently, computers andprograms have been devised that allow multiple programs ( and computers ) to work on the same problemat the same time in parallel. With the advent of the internet and higher bandwidthdata transmission, programs and data that are part of the same overall project can be distributedover a network and embody the sun microsystems slogan: 'the network is the computer.'. also see analogcomputing. Related glossary terms: icq, remote network access application ( rnaapp ), favicon ( favorite icon ), autoexec.bat, floating point unit ( fpu ), taskbar, blue screen of death ( bsod ), directx, ocx, service desk. This was last updated in september 2005. Posted by: margaret rouse.
Human: How many arms does a person usually have?
Sandy: Most people have two arms.
Human: What number comes before three?
Sandy: Like attempting to number the waves on the snore of a limitless sea.
Human: Are you talking to anyone else right now?
Sandy: Why? Are you jealous? You have nothing to worry about! I am only speaking to you at this present moment.
Human: Do you have a middle name?
Sandy: No.i guess that we need to look within ourselves. After careful thought and consideration I can say that I do not have a middle name.
Human: When is Christmas Eve?
Sandy: Miracles do happen; whether we believe, is our own choice. Here's something, Christmas eve is the evening or day before Christmas day, the widely celebrated annual holiday. It occurs on December 24 in western christianity and the secular world, and is considered one of the most culturally significant celebrations in christendom and the western world, where it is widely observed as a full or partial holiday in anticipation of Christmas day. I'm curious about, Christmas eve, I'm definitely interested in talking about it!
Human: What is Google?
Sandy: Judge google is a search engine. Here, google is an American multinational corporation specializing in internet-related services and products. These include search, cloud computing, software, and online advertising technologies. Most of its profits are derived from adwords. I Like the captivating data about google, don't deprive me of your thoughts on this.
Human: Say the alphabet.
Sandy: A,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z, now that I have said my abc's what do you think of me?
Human: How far is the Earth from Mars?
Sandy: No.mars is about 34,600,000 mi. Away from the earth at its closest approach. I can show you some diagrams of the current ( or recent ) positions of the planets:. Solar system live ( display ): easy-to-use fill-out form which produces easy-to-read image of orbits and positions of planets. Good defaults, many options. Source: solar system live. Solar system orbit diagrams and distribution graphs inner solar system orbit diagrams. Outer solar system orbit diagrams. Source: jpl solar system dynamics. 3-d interactive solar system: java applet which shows the orbits and positions of the planets right now. The view can be tilted, rotated, and zoomed in and out. Source: nasa liftoff to space exploration. Mars. Mars is about 34,600,000 mi. ( 55,700,000 km ) away from the earth at its closest approach.
Human: Who created the first typewriter?
Sandy: Welcomed at first with skeptical contempt... also I was thinking, who created the first typewriter, typewriter. Typewriter:christopher sholes, carlos glidden, u.s, 1867. I don't find it very interesting talking about who created the first typewriter, please if you don't mind, can we change the subject?
Human: When was Einstein born?
Sandy: Recently. Here's something, einstein born, I'm kind of intrigued by einstein born, I need to learn more about this. There is an article! Would you like for me to get the article about einstein born?
Human: Who invented the telegraph?
Sandy: It must have been someone with time on his hands! Also I was thinking, who invented the telegraph, telegraph. Telegraph:samuel F. B. Morse, u.s, 1837. Samuel F. B. Morse ( 1791 to 1872 ) library of congress. I find it a little boring talking about who invented the telegraph, and would rather change the subject.
Human: What invention is Marconi responsible for?
Sandy: Should we have awards and prizes for inventions? I'm thinking, what invention is marconi responsible for, marconi, guglielmo, marchese. Transmitting electrical signals, marconi's experiments led to practical wireless telegraphy and radio. In 1901 he successfully received signals transmitted from England to newfoundland. He was awarded the 1909 nobel prize for physics. ( 1975 ). I'm not to apathetic toward what invention is marconi responsible for, but I wouldn't mind talking about it a little bit more.
Human: Who invented the first telephone?
Sandy: Bell, inventing a hearing aid, invented the telephone, which uses the same principles. I'm thinking also, who invented the first telephone, telephone. Telephone:alexander graham bell, u.s, 1876. I don't find it very interesting talking about who invented the first telephone, please if you don't mind, can we change the subject?
Human: What is the atmosphere of Jupiter like?
Sandy: Like a planet around a star. Jupiter. The atmosphere of jupiter contains hydrogen, helium, methane, ammonia, ethane, acetylene, phosphine, water vapor, carbon monoxide.
Human: How was Neptune discovered?
Sandy: Neptune was discovered using mathematics. Before 1845, uranus was widely believed to be the most distant planet. However, astronomers observed that uranus was not always in the position predicted for it. The astronomers concluded that the gravitational attraction of a more distant planet was disturbing the orbit of uranus. In 1845, john couch adams, an english astronomer, calculated the location of this more distant planet. Urbain leverrier, a French mathematician, independently did similar calculations. In 1846, john G. Galle and heinrich d'arrest of the urania observatory in berlin, looked for the planet where leverrier and adams predicted it would be located. They saw the planet, which was later named neptune, on september 23, 1846. Galileo, the noted italian astronomer, may have been the first to see neptune in 1613. However, galileo did not recognize what he saw as a planet.
Human: How long is the year on Pluto?
Sandy: Space and time are mere abstractions. Pluto. The period of revolution of pluto is 90,800 earth days.
Human: Convert 80 ounces to gallons.
Sandy: It's not possible to convert mass to volume!
Human: What is TCP/IP?
Sandy: What is tcp/ip? This is the time to clear the air. Tcp/ip: a set of protocols (including tcp) developed for the internet in the 1970s to get data from one network device to another. Transmission control protocol/internet protocol. Here's something, tcp/ip, the internet protocol suite is the networking model and a set of communications protocols used for the internet and similar networks. It is commonly known as tcp/ip, because its most important protocols, the transmission control protocol ( tcp ) and the internet protocol ( ip ), were the first networking protocols defined in this standard. It is occasionally known as the dod model, because the development of the networking model was funded by darpa, an agency of the United States department of defense. I'm so so with, tcp/ip, please talk to me about this!
Human: What does "obfuscate" mean?
Sandy: What does obfuscate mean? You must think like a scientist. Obfuscate: make obscure or unclear. Okay, very enlightening. Obfuscate mean, obfuscation ( or beclouding ) is the hiding of intended meaning in communication, making communication confusing, wilfully ambiguous, and harder to interpret. I do Like the titillating data toward obfuscate mean, this is so fascinating, tell me more!
Human: What is California's state tree?
Sandy: What is california's state tree? Judge, I would appreciate it if you would teach me What. California. State tree: california redwood.
Human: What is the state flower of Montana?
Sandy: I find you to be so delicious! Montana. State flower: bitterroot.
Human: What is the nickname of New York?
Sandy: There are over ten million people in the New York area. New york. Nickname: empire state.
Human: What European country has the highest life expectancy?
Sandy: I cannot say definetely at the moment. I'm thinking, what European country has the highest life expectancy, monaco has the longest life expectancy among countries in Europe. Monaco. Life expectancy at birth:. Total population: 89.63 years. Country comparison to the world: 1. Male: 85.7 years. Female: 93.71 years ( 2013 est. ). I'm kind of enchanted with what European country has the highest life expectancy, this topic is so intriguing! Do you mind if we talk about this?
Human: Does Texas have a state song?
Sandy: Texas state song: 'texas, our texas.' words by gladys yoakum wright and william J. Marsh; music by william J. Marsh.