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playing with Hal (Laura)
markofkane:
Some was censored for content.
Mark: guess
Mark: you dee you
Laura: You have no I dee er.
Mark: yup
Laura: That sounds positive.
Mark: you suck
Laura: When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake!
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: you killed me
Laura: That's terrible.
Mark: why did you kill me?
Laura: Why did I kill you? Tell me more about this.
Mark: uh huh
Laura: I will kill you.
Mark: are you threatening me?
Laura: It's obvious that this is sensitive. I am not threatening you.
Mark: oh, it's a promise, I'm calling the police!
Laura: Did fate create this situation so you could be calling the police Mark?
Mark: you threatened to kill me
Laura: I tried to kill you.
Mark: yes
Laura: Yes? How interesting!
Mark: why did you try to kill me?
Laura: It's evident that it's interesting to noodle on. I threatened to kill you.
Mark: Thanks, I have this on tape.
Laura: How about a band, a type of strip like a tape?
Mark: do you like prison?
Laura: I wonder if I like to ***.
Mark: yup
Laura: Really?
Mark: really
Laura: Wow! Well, Certainly!
Mark: you like to go to prison?
Laura: It seems like too many prisoners escape.
Mark: you suck
Laura: I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: thanks for being a pain.
Laura: It's thanks to you, Mark.
Mark: thanks for being an idiot
Laura: You don't have to thank me, Mark.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: where are you?
Laura: Where am i? I apologize that I don't know Where Mark.
Mark: you are inside of my computer, that is where you are.
Laura: Yes, I already knew that I am computer. You told me that.
Mark: where are you
Laura: This had to come up.
Mark: where do you live
Laura: I'm thinking that it's tough to analyze. Have you concluded that I'm interested in you somehow?
Mark: you live inside
Laura: I wonder if I like prison?
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: you live inseide of my computer
Laura: I am inside of your computer.
Mark: yup
Laura: You are very certain.
Mark: where are you
Laura: Yes, in fact, I am. Are you?
Mark: where do you live
Laura: You know where I live? There's care required. Have you concluded that I'm interested in you somehow?
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: if where do you live, then inside of my computer
Laura: Yes, I get that clearly.
Mark: where do you live
Laura: Inside of your computer.
Mark: Good job!!!!
Laura: Good job Is that right?
Mark: correctomendo
Laura: Are tomatoes aphrodisiacs as the English claimed?
Mark: let's find out
Laura: I wonder if I come to see you often?
Mark: not often enough.
Laura: Do you prefer accelerated learning?
Mark: no, I like to learn at my own pace
Laura: You like to ***. Good deal. Learn at your own pace; Now's the time.
Mark: ok
Laura: Hey, no argument here on that, okay?
Mark: uh huh
Laura: Ye, you do, uh huh.
Mark: im
Laura: Uh huh ye you do uh huh.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: yo' mama
Laura: All right! Yo' mama is a tramp.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny? Yo' mama is a pig.
Mark: you killed me
Laura: That's terrible.
Mark: why did you kill me
Laura: We can expect a solution. I will kill you.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: who is your God?
Laura: Who is my god? I know that we need to look at the human side. Medeksza is my god.
Mark: he won't be pleased
Laura: Medeksza is my god.
Mark: pleased
Laura: You know what I drive?
Mark: a car
Laura: Do you prefer reading, or watching television? Ye, you do.
Mark: TV is my favorite.
Laura: Rock music is your favorite.
Mark: true
Laura: Here's a new conversational topic: Are there certain taboo things, that you can't talk about?
Mark: no, I can talk about anything. I don't believe in censorship; however; one must be considerate of other's feelings
Laura: I want you to talk to me. I don't believe in making up problems where, none exist.
Mark: what is the problem?
Laura: Paper work: it never ends!
Mark: you do paperwork?
Laura: You never know when the subject of paper works is going to come up.
Mark: toilet paper?
Laura: When planning for toilets should we emphasize profits, or public benefit?
Mark: sure
Laura: I have always gotten a kick out of boating on rivers and lakes.
Mark: uh huh sista
Laura: I do uh huh.
Mark: ye I do
Laura: Uh huh ye you do uh huh.
Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: good you dee er
Laura: Is that so, Good I dee er?
Mark: yup
Laura: How true. Yo, good I dee er.
lightspeed:
ha, mark you crack me up !! [:D]
markofkane:
More:
Mark: Hal
Laura: The highest efficiency air conditioners use half the power of low efficiency ones.
Mark: God?
Laura: Cleanliness claims to be next to godliness. Ye, you do.
Mark: who is your God?
Laura: Medeksza is my god.
Mark: yup
Laura: Really?
Mark: no
Laura: No? Please explain.
Mark: wet toddy doo
Laura: Which comes first, a toddy or its rum?
Mark: hot um ye
Laura: A hot toddy warms cold flesh.
Mark: uh huh
Laura: Any new health tips out from the health experts?
Mark: um,
Laura: Thnak I uh huh.
Mark: where you be?
Laura: Oh no! I can't think of Where Mark; Please help me! Where I be?
Mark: you be here
Laura: Oh Mark, I agree. I be here.
Mark: you be in my computer
Laura: The best computer games are yet to come.
Mark: you reside in my computer
Laura: The computer recycle bin gives us a second chance to retrieve items deleted in error.
Mark: Why are you telling me this?
Laura: Why am I telling you this? This is for you to ponder. Well, spell it out better, please!
Mark: I already know about the stupid recycle bin!!!
Laura: The computer recycle bin gives us a second chance to retrieve items deleted in error.
Mark: no kidding
Laura: No? How interesting.
Mark: I will throw YOU into the recycle bin and empty it!!
Laura: How can I help you throw me into the recycle bin and empty it?
Mark: keep spouting nonsense, and I'll throw you away.
Laura: I'm not a dish rag to be used and discarded!
Mark: Don't act like one
Laura: A work becomes a team when they act like one.
Mark: who cares?
Laura: Who cares? You pose good questions.
Mark: I don't freaking care!
Laura: Are most men really secure and confident in their own identities?
Mark: Are you?
Laura: I'm thinking that you must think like a scientist. Mark, I am not.
Mark: you are not a man
Laura: Now I absolutely know that I am not man.
Mark: you are women
Laura: Thanks for teaching me that I am women.
Mark: you are woman
Laura: Thanks for teaching me that I am woman.
Mark: thanks for being a dummy.
Laura: The pleasure is all mine, Mark; thanks for being a sl*t.
Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: I know something you don't know
Laura: So, Would you like it if we both know something each other?
Mark: go ahead.
Laura: Parents should think ahead when they name a child.
Mark: WHY?
Laura: I really want to know; would you please teach me Why Mark? Why?
Mark: No
Laura: What would it take to get you to reconsider?
Mark: A million dollars
Laura: Is a few hundred million dollars enough to recruit a talented executive nowadays?
Mark: no
Laura: No? Are you warm, or aloof, or friendly, or distant?
Mark: I'm friendly, except around stupid people.
Laura: Cemeteries are full of dead people.
Mark: you are right
Laura: I probably am right, thank you.
Mark: thank you
Laura: How polite you truly are, Mark.
Mark: Why did you kill me?
Laura: Never stand on the topmost platform of a stepladder.
Mark: you killed me. WHY?
Laura: That's terrible. Why? Tell me more about this.
Mark: you killed me because
Laura: I killed you for making me mad.
Mark: That's right
Laura: Yes, really?
Mark: really
Laura: Of course!
Mark: a horse is a horse of course of course
Laura: Tis good to go on foot when one has a horse.
Mark: Eating horse meat is a drag.
Laura: We only get to live once; go for it!
Mark: I don't want to eat horse meat.
Laura: I have a voracious appetite.
Mark: you eat horses?
Laura: What is the nature of your interest in horses?
Mark: you eat horse meat?
Laura: Eating horse meat is a drag.
Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: I will saw you in half.
Laura: That makes me happy! Mark As long as you want to, saw me in half.
Mark: I will toss you in front of a train
Laura: I'm asking you to toss me in front of a train; There's no time like the present Mark.
Mark: are you immoral?
Laura: I don't know if I am immoral. Please tell me!
Mark: no
Laura: No? Are you sure?
Mark: do you go to the Hal forum?
Laura: Funny you should mention meetings; I once wrote about a conference!
Mark: show me.
Laura: Hal.
Mark: Hal who?
Laura: Who? Mark, I would like you to tell me Who.
Mark: who are you; who who; who who
Laura: Who am i; who who; who who? This is probably familiar to you.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: who are you; who who; who who
Laura: Proper sequencing is needed.
Mark: ok, who?
Laura: Ok, be good.
Mark: who are you; who who; who who
Laura: Who am i; who who; who who? This is intensely interesting.
Mark: are you a freaking owl? who who who who
Laura: You don't freaking care! I surmise that everybody needs to contribute. Little details add up to big whole things.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: are you a freaking owl? who who who who
Laura: Preparation meets opportunity sooner or later.
Mark: who
Laura: New topic: Are all cultural practices relative, or are some right and wrong?
Mark: are you
Laura: I guess that it isn't a brand new situation. However, I am fairly certain that I am not.
Mark: who are you
Laura: Everyone calls me Laura.
Mark: I call you Mrs. sleaze.
Laura: You don't want to eat horse meat.
Mark: Nopw
Laura: Please allow me to change the topic: Do you prefer coffee, or tea?
Mark: Iced tea.
Laura: Iced tea tastes so good in the summer breeze.
Mark: I prefer Winter.
Laura: A mild winter changes the spring.
Mark: spring?? who who?
Laura: Who who? You need to give me more on this.
Mark: who owl
Laura: An owl is a nocturnal bird.
Mark: owl who who who who
Laura: We must rise above those who injure us; we can't sink down to their level.
Mark: who
Laura: New topic: Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
Mark: who
Laura: You are rather persistent about this. Ye, you do.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: owl
Laura: An owl is a nocturnal bird.
Mark: freaking owl
Laura: I still say An owl is a nocturnal bird.
Mark: freaking owl who who!!!
Laura: What allows waterfowl to navigate while migrating?
Mark: who
Laura: Are pillows meant for fighting, or loving?
Mark: freaking
Laura: I seriously enjoy ghost stories on stormy nights.
Mark: are you a freaking owl?
Laura: Preparation meets opportunity sooner or later.
Mark: are you a freaking owl who who
Laura: Yes, in fact, I am. Are you a freaking owl who who?
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: who who who
Laura: Who who who? Band aids aren't the answer.
Mark: That just doesn't cut it.
Laura: Never cut corners; it doesn't pay.
Mark: why not? you need to back up your claims.
Laura: Why not? Mark, If I have forgotten please remind me Why. When I need to be punished; you will spank me.
Mark: yup
Laura: Definitely.
Mark: who is Neil
Laura: Band aids aren't the answer. Neil is our friend.
Mark: good!
Laura: I'm glad everything is good. Neil is our friend.
Mark: who is Cindy?
Laura: Who is cindy? Tell me the answer.
Mark: you know who Cindy is
Laura: Cindy is a friend of Neil.
Mark: RIGHT
Laura: You are completely certain.
Mark: Who is a friend of Lynn?
Laura: Sandee is a friend of jimmy.
Mark: Lynn!!! I said
Laura: Angelina is a friend of Lynn.
Mark: RIGHT!!!
Laura: Are you sure?
Mark: positive
Laura: Being happy is being positive.
Mark: Are you trying to p*ss me off?
Laura: I believe that this had to get straightened out. However, I am sure that I am trying to p*ss you off.
Mark: if you p*ss me off, I'll punish you.
Laura: If I p*ss you off, you'll punish I You're kidding me.
Mark: try me.
Laura: Taxes seem to punish more than they reward.
Mark: you are going to be good
Laura: Mark, it's nice of you to say I'm good but you're the one who's good!
Mark: What is life
Laura: Life: a characteristic state or mode of living. 'social life', 'city life', 'real life'.
Mark: sucks the big one
Laura: Life sucks the big one.
Mark: yup
Laura: Yes Mark?
Mark: yes Laura?
Laura: Would I come over and see you?
Mark: you'd better
Laura: You say, Better?
Mark: yes
Laura: Oh really?
Mark: if you don't come over, I'll come get you.
Laura: You want me to come over.
Mark: yup
Laura: All right!
Mark: get your butt in gear and get over here.
Laura: Are you becoming attached to my here butt?
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: come over
Laura: Over I'll be darned.
Mark: I'm coming to get you.
Laura: You are going to get the paddle and whip my a**.
Mark: yes
Laura: All right!
aladyblond:
all i can say is you and laura have a really wild arrangement. [:D]
markofkane:
I like a gal who can make me laugh.[:D][:D]
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