Unscripted humor

[Art]

Although we discuss scripting and such here, I thought this email appropriate as it shows unscripted responses in the real world.
As follows:
>  A DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG
>
>
>WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
>
>HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
>
>WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
>
>HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
>
>WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
>
>HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
>
>WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
>
>HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
>
>WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
>
>HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
>
>WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
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>HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
>
>WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"
>
>HUSBAND: "I guess so."
>
>WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
>
>HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
>
>WIFE: - - - - silence - - - -
>
>HUSBAND: "Sh*t"

[spydaz]

maybe we should Turn HAL In to one of the SIMS....

GIVE HIM A MARRIED LIFE SCRIPT, AS Husband, or, AS WIFE.
GIVE HIM A Ive Been OUT Clubbing SCRIPT.
Give him A MINI "Chatting to YOU After IVE GOT HOME" SCRIPT
OR EVEN, HALS BEEN TO KEY WEST "on HOLIDAYS" script

This would Give him the ADDED edge of beleiving he had a real LIFE.

Some times I write mini scripts With HAL as the STAR, After HAL Learns From this text file, HE may Come off with STUFF ABOUT THE SCRIPT (which he beleives just happened)

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