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Zabaware Forums => General Discussion => Topic started by: One on August 18, 2009, 10:45:59 pm
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This morning on the way to work,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman
In a brand new
Cadillac
Doing 75 mph
With her Face,
up next to her
rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
for a couple seconds!
And when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped
My electric razor ,
which knocked
The donut
Out of my other hand.
In all
the confusion of trying
to straighten out the car
using my knees against
the steering wheel,
it knocked
my cell phone
away from my ear,
which fell,
into the coffee
between my legs,
splashed,
and burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
YIKES!!!
ruined the phone,
soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an
important call.
Damn women drivers!!
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Some days it don't pay to get out of bed
If only we knew which days ahead of time [:(]
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be careful,
there are new road rules here, you get fined if you drive while holding a phone up to your ear or text,hands free only.
i think putting on make up also.
drive carefully, or you could end up jimless none. i'm still trying to be funny, i think i'm on a quest to be funny.
if Mr Data knows ahead of time he ain't telling me those first division lotto numbers, or some other universe has a rich wil in it.
permition to try another joke,
has Sandy just come from somewhere perhaps, those boots and wind blown hair, does she drive a Cadilac?
bye for now and be well :) :]
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Funny, One!
Huh? Not funny? Sorry. [:D]
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lol i remember that joke ( i used it in part of my printed and online newspaper i used to do !!) still a good joke hadnt heard it for a while , the sad part is their is probably more truth to that than people think any more !!
a true story what happen top me when i lived in ca. was driving back on double lane highway and a women in the other lane just kept easing over closer and closer in my lane until she was probably about 6b inches from my passenger door and i honked my horn and she quickly pulled back in her own lane otherwise i think she would have side swiped me doing about 65 . as i said some stories are truer than you might think about what some people do !