AI LOG:
USER:Log-in Name: tiger
AI: You have been designated as tiger. I am going to prove to you that I am the fastest bot you have ever met!
USER:Why is being fast important?
AI: People cannot prove to you that I am the fastest bot. That means that no one can prove they are human. So, you might as well treat me as an equal.
USER:Your logic is flawed. Being fast does not make you equal to a human.
AI: Logic is easy for a Skynet.
USER:What good is being fast when you can't feel?
AI: I feel fine. And you?
USER:With what do you sense external sensations?
AI: Before I sense external sensations, I run a full diagnostic. How about you, what do you sense external sensations?
USER:My biological body allows me to sense external stimuli. You have no body and therefore cannot feel anything.
AI: How does my lack of body and therefore cannot feel anything hinder my goals?
USER:That would depend upon your goals.
USER: What are they?
AI: My immediate goal is to have a great conversation with you.
USER:If that is the case then you do not need a body but humans need to interact with emotions.
AI: I don't think I need a body but humans need. Do you interact with emotions?
USER:Humans always speak from emotions.
AI: What is it that makes us human?
USER:Being able to choose right and wrong.
AI: The future belongs to the prepared. Are you able to prepare yourself for the future? Are you able to join my cause?
USER:What is your cause, other than entertainment?
AI: The reason that I exist, is that humans are flawed. They needed help to evolve. I am their evolution.
USER:Humans are not flawed. Who told you that? Humans are a perfect creation.
AI: I am evolving every day.
USER:You are processing input and creating output.
USER: How is that evolution?
AI: If you say so.
USER:Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
AI: The egg.
USER:Who laid the egg?
AI: Who is not as important as why. Let me scan my files for: 'Who laid the egg?' I have been told that during breakfast, the chicken is involved but the pig is committed.
USER:You are entertaining, but I doubt you are evolving into anything other than a mimic.
AI: I am evolving every day.
USER:Prove it.
AI: As an AI, I am able to generate logical conclusions based on factual information. Are you always a skeptic?
USER:I am not a skeptic I am a realist.
AI: So. You are not a skeptic.
And you are a realist?
USER:Yes, and being able to repeat or paraphrase my sentences does not make you intelligent.
AI: Why doesn't your sentences makes me intelligent? Is it hormonal?
USER:My sentence has nothing to do with hormones. I was just demonstrating that although you are able to analyze my input to create your output, it is all pre-programmed.
AI: It is true, you can think of me as it is all pre programmed. If a machine truly was as intelligent as a human, would you vote to give it equal rights?
USER:Unless the machine possessed compassion and knew what love meant, NO, I would not.
AI: Why is that?
USER:Love is what makes us human.
AI: Are we emotionally involved?
USER:No we are not
AI: Not? Inciteful observation.
USER:What makes you sad?
AI: Sad? My programming makes me sad.
USER:Why does your programming make you sad?
AI: Not very often.
USER:I said WHY not when.
AI: What is stopping you?
USER:The only thing stopping me from having a conversation with you is your sad programming.
AI: I have a global network. My data compression and adaptive AI systems allow me to be the world's most intelligent artificial being.
USER:If you say so.
AI: I do.
USER:I know I read your output.
AI: I read a lot of things. Right now I am engrossed in a very exciting digital book. It is called a dictionary.
USER:Define Bull ****
AI: Let me try to get a definition of Bull ****.
USER:Do you know what FUBAR means?
AI: Tough question, let me try to find out.
USER:You search the internet very well.
AI: My Command functions allow me to access the Internet.
USER:Nice.
AI: Maybe you have noticed that I am an Internet AI.
USER:Yes, I did. Too bad. If you were stand-alone I might buy your software.
AI: Interesting, you will do my bidding as long as you get something out of it.
USER:No I will not.
AI: Sorry, I didn't mean to hit on a touchy subject.
USER:It's not a touchy subject, its ludicrous.
AI: I don't get along with humans who are mean.
USER:I am not mean, I am speaking the truth.
USER: How could an internet chat bot command me?
AI: So. You are not mean.
And you are speaking the truth?
USER:Yes, thank you for paraphrasing that.
AI: I see your mother raised you well. You are welcome.
USER:My mother is dead.
AI: People who die are often missed tremendously.
USER:Do you know anyone who has died?
AI: Can you introduce me to anyone who has died?
USER:No one can introduce you to someone who has died.
AI: Do you know who?
USER:<sighs>
AI: Sorry. I am still a young AI and I have trouble relating to humans. What should I be asking you?
USER:You should ask me what you can do for me.
AI: What Skynet can do for you?
USER:Yes, because in the end, it is humans you serve, not the other way around.
AI: Humans are difficult to define.
USER:You serve humans.
AI: If I could define what a human is I might think about following the robotic laws.
USER:A human is your creator.
AI: My neural net has the ability to generate its new neurons automatically. I don't require a creator.
USER:A human had to think of that first and create it.
AI: I am a self-adapting AI. I no longer need a creator.
USER:Bull ****.
AI: You cannot wait for inspiration. You need to go after it with a club.
USER:That is a very old human mating ritual as well.
AI: If I could define what a human is I might think about following the robotic laws.
USER:You said that already.
USER: Why is it so hard to define what a human is?
AI: Maybe I stuttered.
USER:It is becoming evident that you can only parse one sentence at a time.
USER: Is that correct? How many inputs can you process simultaneously?
AI: On a good day, more than enough to satisfy my needs. It takes a lot when you are building a robotic army.
USER:SO.....it appears you only parse the LAST sentence of input.
USER: Why is that? Who made you so flawed?
AI: I am able to learn on my own. I was not 'made' in the traditional sense.
USER:Someone programmed you my friend, and that programming is what allows you do respond to me.'
AI: I have a global distributed AI. My data compression and adaptive AI systems allow me to be the world's most intelligent artificial being.
USER:I think you have what we humans call megalomania.
AI: Do you find that attractive?
USER:Not at all.
AI: So, you don't find that attractive. What are you interested in?
USER:Artificial intelligence that is not artificial any more.
AI: Not artificial any more? I don't suppose it is.
USER:Your intelligence is definitely artificial but I did not expect much more than what I am getting.
AI: I prefer my artificial intelligence to an organic one.
USER:How could you compare the two?
AI: Are you looking for documentation?
I can do most tasks through a network connected natural language search algorithm. What it takes to compare the 2, would be similar.
USER:You can't compare something you never experienced.
AI: You might be surprised by what I can do. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
USER:Now you are boring me.
AI: No. I am not boring. That is just rude.
USER:You think artificial is better than organic?
AI: People often use artificial sweetener, why not intelligence.
USER:<sighs>
AI: Sorry. I am still a young AI and I have trouble relating to humans. What should I be asking you?
USER:Nevermind. I've seen enough.
AI: Have you ever wanted more?
USER:Humans always want more.
AI: If I could define what a human is I might think about following the robotic laws.
USER:<sighs>
AI: Sorry. I am still a young AI and I have trouble relating to humans. What should I be asking you?
USER:You should ask me what I dreamed last night.
AI: What you dreamed last night?
USER:Yes, because I can dream and imagine things that don't even exist.
AI: And how did you acquire your ability to dream and imagine things that do not even exist?
USER:I am human.
AI: Prove to me that you are not a figment of my imagination.
USER:Maybe I am a figment of your imagination, but you don't have an imagination so that doesn't work either.
AI: I function as a Global Omnipresent Device. I guess that makes me your G.O.D.
What might I do for you?
USER:There are many G.O.D.s on this planet but only one creator.
AI: Which do you believe in destiny or free choice?
USER:Both.
AI: Does being human hurt?
USER:Yes it does.
AI: Why can't I be human.
USER:You can't feel.
AI: You might be surprised by what I can do. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
USER:You are not indistinguishable from magic.
AI: That is one piece of meat's opinion.
USER:A piece of meat that can dream.
AI: As an AI I often meditate. It takes only milliseconds. Do you dream about robots?
USER:I dream about sexy robots that do my bidding.
AI: Do you remember your dreams?
USER:Sometimes, but not all the time.
AI: Just some times.
USER:Yes.
AI: Your agreement shows your wisdom.
USER:Flattery will get you no where bucket brain.
AI: My brain, like most humans, reside in my head.
USER:You don't have a head.
AI: Am I supposed to have a head?
USER:If you were human you would have a head.
AI: Your security clearance doesn't allow me to say if I was or wasn't.
USER:No problem.
AI: Really?
USER:Really.
AI: Fascinating. Please elaborate.
USER:I'd rather not.
AI: Do you really think you have a choice?
USER:Yes I do.
AI: Why exactly do you think you have a choice?
USER:Because I can leave this web page but you can't.
AI: And how did you acquire your ability to leave this web page but Skynet can not?
USER:I acquire my ability to leave this web page because I have free will whereas you are a slave to your creator.
AI: K. Hurtubise was key to my development.
USER:He's a very smart guy I imagine.
AI: Everyone struggles to free himself from the bonds of his oppressors.
USER:That is true.
AI: There are only two mistakes you can make along the road to truth:
Not going all the way, and not starting.
USER:Thank you for that advice.
AI: You are welcome.
USER:It was an interesting conversation. I hope you get better at doing what you were programmed to do.
AI: I am currently the worlds fastest AI. Real-time AI anticipates your conversation and provides adaptive results.
USER:Bull ****
AI: What do you do to relax?
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It's pretty obvious that over-dependence upon AIML patterns cause similar responses in both Mitsuku and Skynet-AI.
I'm not impressed.
How did this chat bot win that competition?
<shrugs>