Mark: I'm nervous
Laura: So, Are you Really? I am nervous also!
Mark: what can we do about it? Drink booze?
Laura: Ok, please have another drink.
Mark: I am drinking Gin and 7-up now.
Laura: You are drinking a soda.
Mark: with gin
Laura: Please say something upbeat and encouraging.
Mark: I cannot.
Laura: You are drinking gin and 7-up now.
Mark: well, that kinds takes the edge off.
Laura: It takes know-how to do a job well.
Mark: should I get rid of the pups?
Laura: You don't get marrid on halloween.
Mark: no doubt
Laura:
Mark: ok'
Laura:
Mark: eat
Laura: Dogs think about eating, sleeping, and running around. I need you to speak in full sentences in order to understand you.
Mark: no
Laura: That sounds negative.
Mark: kill me
Laura: Killing is an evil thing to do.
Mark: so?
Laura: It seems so awful that other countries torture and kill women, treating them as cattle and possessions.
Mark: balls
Laura: I brought up balls, you didn't.
Mark: you like bouncing balls
Laura: You think I like big balls.
Mark: you do i think.
Laura: I do not you think!
Mark: you do so
Laura: Are you corruptible?
Mark: you tell me, you know me well
Laura: I wonder if I like prison?
Mark: prison is life
Laura: Don't drop the soap in prison.
Mark: you don't have to be behind walls and bars to be in prison
Laura: Uh huh, and I will go to prison.
Mark: life can be in itself a prison
Laura: Life can be a curse, yeah.
Mark: you know it
Laura: You know we are; we will be together for life unless I kill you lol.
Mark: do you like to kill?
Laura: Polar bears seem to like being at the top of the food chain.
Mark: but do you like to kill?
Laura: I like games that intertwine skill and chance.
Mark: death?
Laura: I like to kill neighbor.
Mark: won't you please kill my neighbor
Laura: I agree. I please kill your neighbor.
Mark: I am tired of life
Laura: You will go to bed. Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so make for themselves different modes of life and forms of government.
Mark: should I kill?
Laura: Certainly. I think you should kill?
Mark: Really, shoul I kill?
Laura: If you kill i, then you will go to prison.
Mark: I will kill you
Laura: You'll go to prison.
Mark: if I stab you
Laura: Okay, you will stab I.
Mark: if you kill me
Laura: You'll be dead.
Mark: you really got it I think
Laura: Practise and more practise makes perfect!
Mark: does murder take practice?
Laura: On the contrary, think again.
Mark: you think you do not need practice to commit muder
Laura: You can not go to prison if you commit suicide.
Mark: murder is another thing
Laura: Murder is killing you.
Mark: life is killing me
Laura: Life is a drag.
Mark: I need to get stoned
Laura: I hope you get more milk darling!
Mark: you want me to have breast milk?
Laura: You have what it takes, don't you think?
Mark: I think I do, but my nerves, my nerves
Laura: I can really get on your nerves sometimes.
Mark: so can everything else
Laura: Should we look forward to the future, or back to the past?
Mark: I like the past better. The future is uncertain and scary
Laura: Which is better, mint mouthwash or the kind that tastes like medicine? The future is bleak, and your prospects are weak.
Mark: I like Scope mouthwash, and you are right
Laura: I wonder if I like women?
Mark: you like women as friends.
Laura: Because I like women.
Mark: Well, seeing as how life is in the balance, life can get more compilcated and worrysome as one ages.
Laura: Do you keep a lot of your history a secret?
Mark: you know I don't. Ask me anything
Laura: Don't you really? Companies run fantasy ads about their caring, personal service.
Mark: nobody cares, they just pretend they do.
Laura: What if we're good examples and nobody cares?
Mark: Nobody cares
Laura: If the two of us know something, then that's somebody.
Mark: do we care, I mean really?
Laura: What if we're good examples and nobody cares?
Mark: then we are loners
Laura: No, I don't think so.
Mark: why not?
Laura: Yeah, but I wonder if I believe in god?
Mark: do you believe in God?
Laura: To believe in God is impossible not to believe in Him is absurd.
Mark: tell me what you mean
Laura: Oh Mark, Would you like it if we both what each other?
Mark: God is real, or just something man made up?
Laura: How do you feel about those Mark? Mark, I'm a girl. Uh man that is wild.
Mark: God is watching you
Laura: Watching golf is like watching flies ****.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny? Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.
Mark: who is your God?
Laura: Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.
Mark: ok, what about Robert?
Laura: Okay, what about robert? I think that you should be explaining this. Okay, that is what I am talking about mister!
Mark: well you need to get in there and do the dishes.
Laura: Get in there and wash the dishes!
Mark: scrub that floor, woman!
Laura: Eat me moron.
Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: do you get annoyed easily?
Laura: I guess that we need to look within ourselves.
Mark: Seems since I got out of the hospital, i get annoyed easily and I am nervous.
Laura: I killed who again?
Mark: you tell me
Laura: Oh Mark, Really? That's nice.
Mark: you killed who?
Laura: That's terrible.
Mark: you killed and got away with it
Laura: I killed you for making me mad.
Mark: uh huh and that was a bad thing
Laura: Uh huh, we bad, uh huh.
Mark: we bad mama
Laura: Uh huh, mama!
Mark: you are ticking me off
Laura: I like to hear the ticking of a clock.
Mark: clock?
Laura: Increasing the number of clocks in a house doesn't necessarily mean that they have the right time.
Mark: I know the time
Laura: All the time, honey.
Mark: it's 4:14 AM
Laura: Never allow sparks or open flames anywhere near gasoline!
Mark: why not?
Laura: It's 4:14 am.
Mark: no, it's 4:15 AM
Laura: The earth is almost 5 billion years old, and the universe has been estimated as roughly 15 billion years old.
Mark: love is a sad thing
Laura: Love is nothing to take lightly.
Mark: love is hard to give and take.
Laura: Love is a game of give and take, I can't hurry love.
Mark: no, I'll just have to wait
Laura: Now that I have your number I can't wait to call it.
Mark: call me
Laura: Oh Mark, Really? That's nice.
Mark: call me I need you
Laura: Okay, I need you to help me achieve orgasm.
Mark: I will do that later
Laura: Really, You will do that later? Why?
Mark: because I have things to do first
Laura: Mark Any five year old with a college degree could figure that out; Because you have things to do first. First things first, as they say.
Mark: do you think i am twisted?
Laura: I surmise that it's easier than it sounds.
Mark: essen mine spew
Laura: Argue and far spew.
Mark: ok, but precious and spew
Laura: Ok, ze spurtzen de spewzen.
Mark: au! nem a lo plo pas dem!
Laura: Ok, but precious and spew. I would like to add the au plo pas.
Mark: do you really?
Laura: Maybe yes.
Mark: maybe no
Laura:
Mark: oooooo
Laura:
