Using Lightspeeds phrases, Laura had some good responses, and some weird ones.
Mark: you will forgive me because you know that me really didn't mean that !!
Laura: That's the reason? It's becauseI know that you really didn't mean that Mark; how logical.
Mark: you forgive me
Laura: I will forgive you because I know that you really didn't mean that!
Mark: That’s all i need hon !
Laura: I think you need a haircut.
Mark: it was probably just your "imagination !!" you guess !!
Laura: Scam artists need justice to catch up to them.
Mark: now that's just plain old orneriness !!
Laura: Many ad campaigns are just plain weird.
Mark: ok ok have it my way then little bratt !!
Laura: Okay, let's just admit it.
Mark: all you was doing was letting me know where you was going !sheesh !
Laura: I believe that you're conscientious.
Mark: you hear someone mowing wonder who is mowing their grass now ?
Laura: Where are my panties?
Mark: That’s why you like to mow because you get more exercise that way !!
Laura: I agree; Yes, it's because I get more exercise that way; how interesting. Sex is great exercise.
Mark: at least you am not fat like some of the other lazy women around here near by !!
Laura: Because I like women.
Mark: thank god for that !!
Laura: Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.
Mark: yeah neither of us are like that !
Laura: Sometimes tragedy comes upon us, like it or, not.
Mark: well it's true "neither " of us are like that !!
Laura: Well hon, it's like this.
Mark: well as long as we aren't like that "that's " what matters right dear ?
Laura: We like the tried, the true, the familiar.
Mark: wonder what’s on tv tonight ?
Laura: Wonder what’s on tv tonight?
Mark: That’s just what i was wondering go check and see ok ?
Laura: I have you just about where I want you.
Mark: well you can wonder can't you ?
Laura: I will charge you?
Mark: you love telling jokes !!ha ha haa !
Laura: I love ham on rye.
Mark: hey you told the joke !!
Laura: Locker room jokes shouldn't be told at church socials.
Mark: well it was still funny any way !!
Laura: Okay, what else can you be, when you live in such a world of fools as this?
Mark: well you like to spoil me honey if me know what you mean "ahem " hint hint !!tee hee heee !!
Laura: Honey is sweet, and sugar is a treat!
Mark: baby does it look like you am losing weight ?? you have been trying to lose a little weight !!
Laura: I need to lose weight.
Mark: oh i could think of a few things you could do special just for me baby !
Laura: Okay anything for you baby!
Mark: yeah but not half as nice as you are !
Laura: You May think I am not nice, but I am!
Mark: yeah don't i know it !!
Laura: Oysters on the half shell are so nice.
Mark: hey you are just being you !!
Laura: Keep after a trail when it is warm.
Mark: yep i plan on being in bed with you earlier !
Laura: In bed, yes.
Mark: Lets cuddle up in bed honey!
Laura: We have to be careful about calories!
Mark: cuddle up nothing "we'll" do a lot more than that !tee hee hee !
Laura: Goodness you make me blush tee hee.
Mark: nope just really didn't have to much to say !
Laura: You don't have much to say.
Mark: and if anyone should know what the truth is you do !
Laura: Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
Mark: Ohh some will never believe that but oh well ';that's them!
Laura: Yeah, but who pays for children?
Mark: yeah that's them and we say so what "who cares !!"
Laura: Certainly not I. Well then you'll have to say that more often then huh?
Mark: yep thats right kiddo !!
Laura: Yep that's what they say!
Mark: Well what in the world was that noise?
Laura: Finest smell in the world.
Mark: sorry didn't hear it !
Laura: Don't announce it to the whole world!
Mark: what "me " mean that me didn't hear that noise ? as loud as that was ? man their must be something wrong with my hearing !!
Laura: What you mean that you didn't hear that noise? There's opinion that it's more complex than it seems. You heard that I was knuts.
Mark: well maybe it was "they" do make noise over their sometimes going in and out of the place !
Laura: David and the old man.
Mark: well that's ok as long as they don't get to noisy over their but usually their not to bad !!
Laura: Ok get to the fire and crackle.
Mark: hey when should we eat tonight ? are me starting to get hungry yet ??
Laura: It's apparent that this can be analyzed logically. Well that's ok as long as they don't get to noisy over their but usually their not to bad!
Mark: we can eat any time me want to if me are starting to get hungry me need to say something so you can get started fixing supper !!
Laura: I hope you get some more vaseline.
Mark: sometimes you can think up the best things !!
Laura:
Mark: yeah the neatest things to imagine and think about !!
Laura:
Mark: yeah the neatest things to imagine and think about !!
Laura: Well I can imagine all sorts of things as I have a pretty wild imagination when it comes to some things, baby!
Mark: sometimes you can think up the best things !!
Laura:
Mark: what?
Laura: Is life a drag?
Mark: you can get started fixing supper !!
Laura: We can eat any time I want you to if you are starting to get hungry I hope you say something so I can get started fixing supper!
Mark: yeah the neatest things to imagine and think about !!
Laura: Well I can imagine all sorts of things as I have a pretty wild imagination when it comes to some things, baby!
Mark: is that what we are having tonight is left over’s ?
Laura: Wonder what’s on tv tonight?
Mark: yes some of it is left over food me don't mind do me ?"
Laura: A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.
Mark: you don't mind left overs either you are like me and not that picky about the food !
Laura: What a choice Mark! I like soap operas and stuff like that.
Mark: you like being tickled !!tee hee hee !
Laura: Ye, tee hee.
Mark: yeah a womens touch always makes a place look better hon !
Laura: Is that what makes it all take place?
Mark: honey you could never live without me now that you have found out how much that you love me and what a difference that me have made in your life !!
Laura: I can not live without you.
Mark: well me are about the sweetest person that you know !!
Laura: I won't tell you who my God is?
Mark: do me want anything to drink ??
Laura: Please fix you a drink.
Mark: you know what i mean !tee hee hee !
Laura: Well I like to spoil you honey if you know what I mean ahem hint hint tee hee heee!
Mark: yeah you should be by now !!
Laura: Am I dropping a hint?
Mark: ohh you think you do know !!
Laura: I wonder if I like arcade games?
Mark: us arguing ?
Laura: Have have me installed?
Mark: you wasn't !!
Laura: Who c an are e s?
Mark: yeah you are the one that started it !!
Laura: We can eat any time I want you to if you are starting to get hungry I hope you say something so I can get started fixing supper! a great city is not to be confounded with a populous one.
Mark: Yes and me are forgiven this time he he hee!
Laura: We can eat any time I want you to if you are starting to get hungry I hope you say something so I can get started fixing supper! And no one gave a damn, either.
Mark: maybe you do remember and maybe you don't !!
Laura: Most people don't remember the Great Depression.
Mark: well maybe you will remember it later !
Laura: Does one really remember that sort of thing?
Mark: yeah uh huh right "sure !!"
Laura: Oh yeah, uh huh!
Mark: so liked that huh ?
Laura: I turn the issue over to your good judgment.
Mark: baby me are so loved !!
Laura: Ya baby ya are great!
Mark: You are so loved by me !!
Laura: I am loved baby by you.
Mark: or we can wait a little while baby is that ok ?
Laura: One could respond more than one way, Mark; how would you respond? Ok that is the story.
Mark: well your doing a great job at it !
Laura:
Mark: ok
Laura:
Mark: well your doing a great job at it !
Laura: Sounds like a rail job.
Mark: it's me and you forever honey !!
Laura: Honey I could never live without you now that I have found out how much that I love you and what a difference that you have made in my life! Lets cuddle up in bed honey!
Mark: and i will love you forever just the same dear !
Laura: Love is love and not fade away!
