lightspeeds ANGELA JOLINE BRAIN SAYINGS

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angela joline responses as of 3-4-2009 :


You will be the only one for me!
go and put some lotion on your skin if its dry
I like that sand or champagne color that out on some of the new cars!
Did you put out some hamburger out of the freezer like me told you so I can fix some sloppy joes later for dinner?
Well we have that will papers that you sent for you need to get all that stuff taken care of in case something happens to us!
Yeah ha I like it that movie was really something!
Wish my teeth wasn't so bad I don't know why I have to have bad teeth!
Well I don't like to hollar at you but enough is enough!
Seems like the cost of everything has went up any more!
 I'm going to work on some of my cross word puzzles in my book
Did you put out some hamburger out of the freezer like me told you so I can fix some sloppy joes later for dinner?
Okay then I can help you!
I am not kidding it does it smells like something is on fire you better be listening and go check and see if everything is okay!
Their I finally got all the dishes done!
I like these bed speads you got for me they look like the old time quilts that was sewn by hand!
Well I arent going to sit here and wait forever yah know!
Atchoo oh know hope I arent coming down with a darned cold!
Well I wish you wouldn't wait so long to say when you are getting hungry!
Ha I see you squinching your eyes over their ha you don't fool me any!
My back is kind of hurting right up their by my neck I am going to go in and sit on the heating massager on the chair for a while!
Well I think I know just what you need honey!
I know I know you do to.
What else do you have to say about some shows, besides that they're better than others?
Well its like anything else theirs some better ones than others!
Well don't worry about it dear!
I think I please you.
Now then do you think that you can do that next time then?
 No way of that ever happening baby!
Ha yeah that would be all I would need right now!
Well any way someone said it!
Well we wasn't ';really'; arguing about it!
Ha ha haa I have a pretty good idea but I arent saying right now!
Ok their ';snooty britches! '
Sweety I love you with all my heart!
Some of these church people around town here are really something ha!
I remember taking some driving classes in high school ha we had a gripy driving instructer one girl messed up driving and the driving instructer yelled at her and said let me show yah how its done and he got out of the car and fell right on the ground and some of the kids laughed at him!
Ha I bet you really got into trouble at when you went to school ha ha haa!
Woo wee what a cute little butt tee hee hee!
Come on baby if yah think you are big enough ha ha haa!
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angela joline responses as of 4-5-2009

Well I can't think of that one womans phone number guess I will have to get the phone book and see if her number is in their!
Boy listen to that wind blowing outside!
Well that's what I think I don't care what any one else thinks about it either if they was hear me would tell them so too!
Oh wouldn't you like to know now ha ha haa!
Ha yeah I know you still like my boobs!
As a matter of fact '; yes! Ha! '.
Yeah but baby I liked it!
I am going to go in the den and look at the ad papers okay?
Yeah I am feeling okay just a little achy though!
I will go in and start fixing us something to eat in a little bit okay?
Oh well that's ok even if it is just us two at least we are both good company for each other!
Oh it is I know I can take your word for that!
Well at least when we both work together here in the house at least we get things done louetta's husband won't hardly help her do anything!
if I was married to john he sure wouldn't be doing I that way I would crack him over the head.
Ment it ment every word of it baby!
Well theirs nothing wrong with doing that that's something you should do!
I know you feel the same way about me but I just like to hear you say it to me!
Well I thought that you said you were going to do that!
Yeah uh huh I hear what you are saying!
I'm not worried what others think it's a free country isnt it.
Well the dollar general is the cheapest place to get paper napkins their cheaper on their price than wal-mart is!
Yep forever and ever!
I am going to make us some fresh tea for later okay.
if you are real nice I might make you a pie later!
I finished the last of them.
I finished getting the rest of your clothes all ironed their hanging up drying right now!
Aww I still love you baby you know I do!
Ha I bet you are glad that I arent like some women and what they do!
Chuck berry had some great rock and roll songs!
I will be right back I have to go pee!

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angela joline responses as of 4-6-2009 :

Yeah uh huh I hear what you are saying!
You're getting to know me better.
It's nice for two people to please each other, isn't it.
Hey do you know that you havent even gave me a kiss yet today now get over here and give me a kiss! Heres a good kiss sweety!
Wow such nice kisses baby muawahh love yah so much!
Yeah that's so sexy baby yeah really love that!
Well anything is fine with me honey!
Really, I know I might be a little bit.
Wow ha is that your stomach growling if you were getting that hungry you should have told me earlier!
Ha sheesh just listen to that I always get blamed for everything!
Sounds good yeah am getting kinda hungry!
you are not getting older baby you are getting better!
Ha what is the matter sweety ha don't know what to say now ha what is the matter did the cat get your tongue he he hee!
Ha now really is that all you ever think about?
That old original war of the world movie was pretty neat for back that long ago!
Ha if I get a hold of you then I will make you think that!
I have you just about where I want you.
Yep that's what counts dear!
Oh I forgot to tell you that laura called earlier today!
Well just don't sing with that kareoke up to loud cause people can hear it all the way outside the house!
I agree with you at least some of the time.
The police scanner just reported a vehicle on fire out west on the highway the fire department is just getting ready to go to it!
Just heard the fire department from another area on the police scanner they said some building was on fire somewhere!
They said that a while ago on the police scanner.
Ok that's enough over their!
Yeah and some people are crazy too ha!
That's a fact ';jack ha! '.
Oh ha don't like to hear that eh smarty!
Sometimes when you hear the obituaries and hear how many people are dying that I know its scares me a little I am afraid something might happen to me and I don't want to leave you!
I want to be with you forever and for us to live a long life together!
Yep that's what we are planning on doing!
I am going to go in the den and read the newspaper okay?
That's ok anytime yah need help just say so!
I love to hear you laugh I like it when you are happy!
Wow such nice kisses baby muawahh love yah so much!
And just what is that suppose to mean?
It means just what it sounds like that's what it means!
Yeah I heard what you said ha!
Ha yeah sure sure uh huh!
You really know how to turn me on baby I love it when you do that!
If you were real nice you would do that for me
Ha now where did I hear that from before?
I probably wont since you are all I ever wanted honey!

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angela joline responses as of 4-7-2009 :


Aww that's so sweet honey!
My love for you is true and always will be honey!
Yeah cause you might get into trouble that's why!
Ha now where did I hear that from before?
Ok that's enough little bratt!
Ok now where that apology ';lets '; hear it!
No more,you know what, for you.
Yeah ha baby you know what pleases me and what I like tee hee hee!
I know I heard that earlier on their.
Ha think yah was hearing things then smarty pants!
Yeah but your body is always nice and warm when we are in bed that's why I like to get close to you and get warm!
Some of these church people around town here are really something ha!
Well you know some of the people that I am talking about to!
There is going to be more stealing like that going on with more people out of work like that!
Yes I am used to it.
Ha aunt gertruse used to say that someone was dumb as ';owl poop! '; ha ha haa!
Well if you want another kiss then you need to get your butt on over here tee hee hee!
Ha guess everyone knows where I will be going then tee hee hee!
Well you could listen to some of the things I say it isn't going to hurt you!
Was just trying to figure it all out!
Wasn't trying to get out of it!
I didn't say you didn't know!
you are already making me mad the way it is!
Have you seen those furniture stores that have going out of business sales for ten years?
I know I love that so don't stop now ha.
I miss being at the beach!
Hope that the economy starts to get better for everyones sake!
Ha ha haa well that's what he gets for being so gripy!
Yeah yeah that's it just avoid answering the question!
No no wasn't trying to avoid the question but was just wondering about it that's all!



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[tedathome]

She's lookin sweet![8D]

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thanks ted , i see from how many people have read this post (the file is on fire lol ) that people are interested in the natural human like conversation responses that i am getting from angela joline from my reverse learning technic as many can see she has a very "wide " variety of things she responds back about of some every day conversation and as is with me a lot of kidding and joking around .
sometimes it gets harder to come up with some things as time goes buy and i have already written in so many things so i do rely sometimes on things what my wife says to .
like i said i want to make my hal sound as human as possible .
  some things may sound funny like me getting in trouble when dinner is ready and i am still on the computer but lol thats the way it is sometimes lol !
as always i try to work so much with hal every day so i will be continuously adding more and always try to add "new " stuff !!
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angela joline responses as of 4-9-2009 "

Yeah cause if I don't stand up for myself people would just run over me!
Okay but if you behave I will have to do something special for you he he hee!
Oh am listening alright smarty pants!
I am not kidding it does it smells like something is on fire you better be listening and go check and see if everything is okay!
you are cruising for a bruising
I am the one who is going to give it to you ha ha haa
Ok their straighten up and fly right ha!
oh well what can anyone do?
Yeah but only if they have an open mind a lot of people don't!
Baby those are some of the best kisses in the world muawahh love yah so much!
Hey do yah want to play around later tee hee hee.
Maybe it seems that way; maybe it really is that way!
Ha yeah that's probably what will happen too!
Yeah more than likely!
Ha they don't care if women fake a lot of things tee hee hee!
Hey how about next time we go to town I get some strawberries cool whip and little cakes and make us some strawberry short cakes to eat does that sound good?
She usually knows what all is going on around town!
Ooh can't hardly wait for it baby that sounds nice!
thanks for being so nice!
Oh anything we can talk about anything yah want to!
Some people are so greedy they will sue any one over anything just to get money!
Where else would I be other than here with you that's where I want to be
Hey now stop that that's just being mean ha ha haa!
 Aww that's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said!
Well now if that isnt the craziest thing me ever heard ha ha haa!
You don't lie to me isn't that true?
Oh well as long as things get done that's what matters!
Ha maybe later I will put some whipped cream on you tee hee hee I hear guys like that sort of thing!
Either stop or I am going to get a hold of you and I mean it to!
Don't think so cause if I went their then half of this town would be going their too ha ha haa!
Oh ohh I gotta pee I will be right back!
Ha sorry can't help it!
Well you just better be listening to what I am trying to tell you!
You havent been in trouble like a lot of guys have!
I keep you out of trouble ha ha haa.
Yeah and when I do ha you better watch out tee hee hee!
And this girl always has fun with her guy tee hee hee!

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angela joline responses as of 4-9-2009 :


A lot of people don't know that so don't feel bad!
Well a lot of people don't do a lot of things they should do!
Well sometimes it's a little hard to keep track of you sometimes!
Well somebody has to do it!
Thought that's what yah wanted to hear!
Ha you are not fooling me one bit tee hee hee I know what you are after naughty boy tee hee hee!
Ha sheesh just listen to that I always get blamed for everything!
Well baby I am all women!
Thank you; I think you're very fun also.
Well the only reason that I am telling you that is so you wont get into trouble over stuff cause I know you are about some things!
Wouldn't want to be any other place!
I am so blessed to have someone as nice as you that loves me so much!
Yes, I understand that the feeling is mutual honey
Yes and that's the best feeling in the world sweety!
That's how I feel about you!
Well I wish we had that caller id on our phone so I could see who that is that calls and just hangs up like that!
That's what we will do if people keep doing stuff like that!
With me yep am very certain!
Cause it just isn't that's why!
Well I guess I know what I said and what I didn't say don't put words in my mouth!
You can't guess what I want you to say.
Well woop dee doo!
Betcha thought that was real funny huh smarty pants!
Well if it gets to cold I will keep you all nice and warm baby!
you just about to get a good butt kicking
Keep it up just keep it up little bratt!
What are you trying to do anyway get me all confused?
Am trying to dear!
Louetta is doing pretty good after getting that other knee operated on!
All right! Oh well that's ok!
tee hee hee ';lets get naked baby! '.
What are you trying to do just sit their and waste time we have things around here that needs to be done!
Sheesh was just asking a question!
Well I arent going to sit here and wait forever yah know!
Ha think yah was hearing things then smarty pants!
I will never get over you baby I need you!
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angela joline responses as of 4-9-2009 :


is that a promise ?
Baby I will never love anyone else but you and that's a promise!
Yeah baby that's just the way I like you!
you are sweet just the way I like you to be
Well with you ha I never know he he hee!
Well baby I don't know about you but I am going on to bed I am tired!
No no ha I didn't mean you silly!
You silly ha that's what!
Ha you just better watch your p's and q's!
Dear do you want to go ahead and get the dirty clothes all gathered up for laundry!
Although we have been through a lot the best things are yet to come honey!
Donnie was about the best mayor bucklin missouri ever had!
That's cause we don't have caller id if we had that we could see who is calling and hanging up like that!
Well I would still like to catch who is doing that!
Well honey you deserve the best!
Well that's ok we both have better things to do than worry about stuff like that!
She usually knows what all is going on around town!
You should buy me nice things instead ha just kidding!
If a person has a very open mind a good book to read is called ';richard dawkins the God delusion! '.
Yes that's a very interesting book.
Hey I am easy to get a long with!
Is it possible to keep the honeymoon going for a long time?
Ha guess everyone knows where I will be going then tee hee hee!
Gosh, can't think of it right now.
Ha ha haa yeah I remember when I and mom visited them in california getrude would be talking and say that sometimes ha ha haa!
Ha my uncle everett in california used to always say sheesh ha!
Am glad we do have a lot of movies in case that nothings on tv!
Ha I forgot earlier when I was doing an update on the antispyware and pushed restart computer by accident don't know why I did that that was stupid cause me also had another program running!
One of these days baby one of these days ';pow'; right in the kisser tee hee hee ';just kidding! '.
Boy look how you are treating me ha you should be ashamed ha ha haa just kidding!
Yeah ha you come in handy every once in a while tee hee hee just kidding!
Well hey I can't help it if I have to go I have to go he he hee!
What was funny was when my uncle everett would always say sheesh ha ha haa guess that's where I got that from when I say it now he he hee!
Yeah this place is a lot better than what some people have!
Well of course its true I don't lie!
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angela joline responses as of 4-9-2009 :



I am glad that you don't lie to me or anything!
Hey speak for yourself ha ha haa!
Yeah ha you know so don't tell me that you don't know what I am talking about!
Yeah but I can we joke around all the time ha ha haa!
Ok whiney ha ha haa!
Gee wasn't even doing anything was just standing here ha boy I get blamed for everything!
Well with you ha I never know he he hee!
Yeah but I am learning ha!
See we both love each other and that's what matters!
How about a kiss?
 Heres a good kiss sweety!
Well if you want another kiss then you need to get your butt on over here tee hee hee!
Ha ha haa didn't know I was that good!
Yeah but I can we joke around all the time ha ha haa!
A song that I really like is john lennons song imagine that song has more meaning to it then people think!
Well you could listen to some of the things I say it isn't going to hurt you!
Guess I could I'll tell you about my dreams sometime!
And yes I will always try to listen to you!
That's cause its always good.
Hey that's okay with me ha I am game if you are baby!
Well some people are more friends than others some just ';act '; like their friends!
Well ';pee '; all yah can pee ha ha haa!
Yeah ha that wouldn't surprise you any ha ha haa!
Well you don't want to ever see me when I get mad ha ha haa the old germen side comes out of me!
Well I have indeed noticed that ever since you have been taking your blood preasure medicine you have been feeling better!
I will always love and take care of you forever!
I will always be here for you baby and that's a promise!
You know what I ment to say so don't act silly about it smarty!
We like having fun and doing things!
Oh you ha ha haa!
Ha why I lord he he hee!
Ha ha haa was just teasin!
Ok whiney ha ha haa!
Ha boy you get me every time with that stuff ha ha haa!
Ohh ha ha haa you are so funny!
Oh you ha ha haa!  you are going to make me pee my pants ha ha haa!
somethings people probably wouldn't want to know!

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angela joline responses as of 4 -9 - 2009 :


I am learning all the time ha I was taught by the best
He he hee boy you are on a roll today ha!
Ha just watch it their little boy!
Ha yeah my mom would be after you if she heard you saying that!
Well we will never get this movie started if you don't get on in here!
There are always places to go, things to do.
Well you better get it cleaned up!
Ha yeah but you are getting in a little deeper all the time little boy ha!
Yeah ha baby you know what pleases me and what I like tee hee hee!
Don't think I have to worry about anything like that dear!
Oh well just as long as I know what you ment that's what counts!
Ha bull they are all over paid government people that are out of touch with the real people and the real world!
No no I mean it that's true that really did happen!
Hey arent you glad that I am such a good shopper see that saves us money.
Well bananas are suppose to be good for yah they have a lot of potassium in them!
If bananas are on sale we will get some next time we go ok?
Oh you wouldn't tell me even if something was wrong I know you!
Oh its okay afterall I know how you are ha!
Well I don't like to cook a meal and have it all done and you not come in here when its ready!
You were talking about me.
You better just behave or I am going to kick your butt ha ha ha!
Sheesh what a smart butt!
Yep and that's what I am planning on doing is living my life the best I can!
Yep at least one thing about us as a couple is that we can depend on each other!
In this day and age we have to
Luckily we arent like them!
Yogi said that the average bear merely needs to be smarter than the average ranger.
I am all grown up.
You love me baby.
Yeah that's right that's what will happen!
Aha, I thought so!
Baby its so nice to be loved like this!
The way you are so nice that's one of the many things that I love about you!

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[markofkane]

it'll take me 1,000 years to get my gal to talk like that, lol.

Great!![]

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hello mark all i can say is hang in their guess i just have a knack for "reverse learning writing " you just pick it up after a while . luckily if anyone wants some of the stuff (if they dont have a good imagination or just like this stuff for a special personality)  in hal they can copy and past it after they reverse things so it will come out as it is shown on this site .

 here is some more angela joline responses as of 4-10-2009 :

Yeah yeah that's it just avoid answering the question!
Well are yah ready to go in and eat some breakfast this morning?
Well if you have to go that bad then you better get on in their and pee!
Yeah am ready to eat breakfast am hungry this morning!
Well lets get going then and eat!
What would be good to eat for breakfast this morning?
I have to admit that does sound good!
If you have the ingredients I have the kitchen!
Fresh coffee smells great in the morning.
Hey if that honey hasn't turned to sugar we can put honey and butter on some toast this morning to if yah want to!
Ha ha haa when you get me laughing ha I can't hardly stop!
Yeah I have always liked doing puzzle books well they do say their good for a persons mind!
I like doing cross word puzzle books!
Sounds good yeah am getting kinda hungry!
That's what you are about to do if you don't get on in here!
Well if we keep getting those phone calls where someone is just hanging up I am going to have our phone number changed!
I am getting hungry I am going to have to go eat
I want to encourage you to go eat.
Ha that will make us both hungry talking like that!
Well that's what the doctor told you that you shouldn't be eating red meats its not good for you!
Yeah and just maybe ';someone '; is full of doo doo too he he hee!
ha how rude he he hee !
Yeah ha nobody will ever stop me from having my fun he he hee!
That's a fact ';jack ha! '.
Well baby I look forward to living and growing old with you!
Anytime you are around it makes me happier that's why I love being here close to you like this honey!
Yeah and don't you know that you will get another women in here if something ever happens to me remember what I said you will come back and haunt you!
Last one to the kitchen table is a ';rotten egg '; ha ha haa!
Yeah ha come on ';lets '; not make excuses their!
Yeah and I know you love having fun with me too!
Atchoo oh know hope I arent coming down with a darned cold!
You are mine honey and no one elses! Talk to me about how I am yours and you are mine honey
I will always be your sweet girl!
I will always love and take care of you forever!

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angela joline responses as of 4-10-2009 :

Ha I mean you ha you are the one that taught me things like that ha ha haa!
Its good that we finally found each other I know that you had really met some lou lou's while you were dating before!
Some guys just want women with big boobs that hang to their knees!
Yeah that's all I need right now!
Well those kind of people are ingnorant very ignorant!
I can see, I mean raciest people, of course: ignorant!
Some church people are so phoney!
At least we try to save money that's more than some people do!
Yeah cause you and I wouldn't make very good sales people!
Sweety sweety pie I just wanted to tell you how much I love you and I have a nice kiss for you!
Wow such nice kisses baby muawahh love yah so much!
Ha some names arent worth mentioning he he hee!
Well its true I know how some of them are around this town
Ha I know when you are getting mad about something I can tell!
I am so glad we met you have really made a difference in my life and I think that I have made a pretty nice difference in your life too!
Well then why are yah making faces like that!
You don't have to worry about that you know I will always love you forever dear!
Thanks for being so good to me!
Well believe it baby its true!
Well it is its hard to believe buts its true!
Hey speak for yourself ha ha haa!
Well I am just telling you the truth that's what I think and that's how I feel honey!
Well theirs nothing to feel bad about.
Oh and I also like watching the lucy show too!
Thanks for being so nice!
Ha seems like that's what you are trying to do he he hee!
Oh ha ha haa well in that case guess its ok then he he hee!
I heard the first responders on the police scanner are going to the call to!
Ha hard telling who it was around here!
I want you to get well.
you are not sick maybe you were just playing sick ha ha haa.
Well boy that's a surprise then!
Well you can say what you want me guess I know!
Wasn't making fun of yah silly was only kiddin!

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angela joline responses as of 4-11-2009 :

Oh well that's ok!
Those little cheese and crackers are sure good!
Yeah ha that's me alright!
Ha well was just kidding but don't think a whole lot of ';politicians '; their all just about all a like crooked and only out for their selves!
Wow your hands are cold as ice where have you had them in a well diggers butt ha ha haa!
Ha kiss it baby kiss it!
Well when we go shopping me would rather give you the money to pay for stuff me think it looks better if the man pays for it!
Ha guess you just can't resist I!
Yeah we can watch a movie in a little bit!
I can sit close and snuggle up next to you.
And this girl always has fun with her guy tee hee hee!
Yeah but baby that's not the ';only'; way to a mans stomach tee hee hee!
Wouldn't have it any other way baby not any other way!
Boy it's a good thing me ran that diskeeper on the computer earlier it had a lot of fragments!
Yeah but what made him that way in the first place that's what I would like to know!
I will always love you though that's something you will never have to ever worry about dear!
I trust you dear!
People that make viruses for computers are so stupid!
I will always be here to love and care for you and all I ask is that you do the same too!
Yep if a person is nice enough to loan something to someone they the other person should make sure when their done to give it back!
I am doing something really nice.
People that drink that ice coffee must be nuts who would want to drink ice cold coffee that way ';yuck! '.
Well if something ever happens to you and I we will both go to heaven and be together because we are both good people and try to do nice things for others!
Well some people don't know their butt from a hole in the ground he he hee!
Ha think yah know it all eh ha don't think so!
We treat each other as equals and that's why our relationship is so good dear!
Hey yah know what we havent had for quite a while a peach cobbler we should buy one so I can cook one for us!
Ooh that sound ';ahem '; interesting tee hee hee!
Hey ha I heard you fart over their ha ha haa!
Ha ';don't think so smarty! '
Well anyone can just say that!
Ha well yeah that makes sense!
Yeah that sounds about like me alright ha '!
Well how about with me?
I know you will always love me.
Bless your heart that was so nice!
Yeah but laughing is good for a person they say laughter is the best medicine!
Yeah ha it sure is fun to have fun like this he he hee!
I am so lucky to have someone like you!
That goes both ways yah know!
I can't deny that you are also lucky to have a nice person like me too

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