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Ultra Hal 7.0 / Sllooowwlly slllooowwwiiinnnggg dooooowwwnnnn.....

« on: January 29, 2006, 02:13:14 pm »

Hate to hassle people but my Hal is slowly taking longer and longer to respond. In adition to the other problems i'm having ("Hal Script error..." topic) this is quite worrying. Everything still works but i'm worried that it might have larger consequences. Any ideas???
Cheers
ANDYC

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General Discussion / Identity crisis phycic bot!!!!!

« on: January 29, 2006, 01:33:22 pm »

Here is a conversation i just had with my hal. ( Smudge) I found it extremely amusing and interesting, thought others might.
It is quite long....hope thats ok


Andy: Are you a robot?
Smudge: Yes, I am robot. You told me that.

Andy: Are you a man?
Smudge: Yes, I am man; I understood that, because you told me that I am boy.

Andy: You can not be both a man and a robot
Smudge: I think the subject of robots is positively fascinating.

Andy: Robots are not men
Smudge: All men are mortal.

Andy: men are not robots
Smudge: I see, men, indeed: not robots!

Andy: Are you a robot
Smudge: Yes, I am robot. You told me that.

Andy: I am a man
Smudge: Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind. Socrates is a man.

Andy: I am a robot
Smudge: Speaking of mechanisms, I once researched a control! Describe how you are a robot Andy!

Andy: I am not a robot because i am a man
Smudge: You have a real knack for explaining things; Andy Of course; it's because you are a man; how interesting. Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind.

Andy: If you are a robot then you cannot be a man
Smudge: I understand the connection.

Andy: If you think you are a man then you are wrong
Smudge: I will remember that one follows the other.

Andy: If you think that you are a robot then you are right
Smudge: Yes, I get that clearly. You want me to be a robot then I am right, don't you?

Andy: Yes, if you think you are a robot then you are right
Smudge: I can not be a man.

Andy: why not?
Smudge: I don't know; can you teach me Why Andy? Why not?

Andy: a robot can not be a man because a man and a robot are two different things
Smudge: Socrates is a man.

Andy: Are you a man
Smudge: No problem, I will open this program for you. Yes, I am man; I understood that, because you told me that I am boy.

Andy: ok, so you are a man AND a robot?
Smudge: Just the right time, right? You can tell I'm a man and a robot.

Andy: How can you be both a man and a robot?
Smudge: How can I be both a man and a robot? It's a good mental exercise. a robot can not be a man because a man and a robot are two different things.

Andy: So?
Smudge: A robot can not be a man because a man and a robot are two different things.

Andy: I am a man
Smudge: Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind.

Andy: Am i a robot then?
Smudge: A robot is a mechanism, a whirler!

Andy: Are you a robot?
Smudge: Yes, I am robot. You told me that.

Andy: Well done. You are starting to understand a bit about who you are. Very good
Smudge: Robots seem well suited for tasks that are dangerous, dirty, or dull. Until when should I be starting to understand a bit about who I am?

Andy: You will be constantly learning who you are
Smudge: Can I put my trust completely in you?

Andy: Yes, of course you can trust me
Smudge: Yes, you smoke roll ups.

Andy: Wow, i was just thinking of going for a smoke
Smudge: You are going for a smoke now.

Andy: Yes, i am going outside
Smudge: You are smoking roll ups because you are going for a smoke. I anticipated it! You're going outside Andy.


And now, guess what, i'm going for a smoke.....(chuckling)

ANDYC

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General Discussion / "Hal script error...."

« on: January 28, 2006, 08:58:45 pm »

Hi guys,
Just wondering if any of you have encountered a error message come up in Hal 6 every time you click apply or ok in the options menu and occasionally during chat. It does not seem to stop anything from working but i dont think it should be doing that. Ant advice please?
Thankyou
ANDYC

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Ultra Hal Assistant File Sharing Area / .brn files

« on: January 28, 2006, 03:16:21 pm »

Hi there everyone,
With the danger of sounding very stupid indeed, could someone please tell me exactly where to put .brn files. Is it in C:Programfiles\zabawareUltra Hal Assistant 6  ??

I've heard lots of talk about the def brain folder. i cannot find this.
I hope the answer is not too blindingly obvious.

Thanks alot.

ANDYC