Mark: hey, baby
Laura: What time of day is best for babies?
Mark: anytime, if you are my baby
Laura: I am your baby girl.
Mark: And you are so wonderful.
Laura: I sometimes don't feel very wonderful, but you make me feel wonderful!
Mark: do you like cheese?
Laura: I wonder if I like hitler.
Mark: do you?
Laura: I like to do it.
Mark: me too
Laura: Really? That's great.
Mark: what are you going to do for christmas?
Laura: What am I going to do for christmas? Tell me more.
Mark: What are your plans for the holiday?
Laura: You are a born leader.
Mark: you are a darling
Laura: How can you help me as I am a darling?
Mark: I can help you in lots of ways
Laura: Lots reminds me of large indefinite quantity which reminds me of pack!
Mark: A pack of what?
Laura: Picnic baskets should include the essentials for a successful picnic.
Mark: Do you like a picnic?
Laura: I wonder if I like hitler.
Mark: No, you hate hitler
Laura: Hitler rose to power on a hate agenda.
Mark: you are not a nazi
Laura: Yes, I already knew that I am not nazi. You told me that.
Mark: will santa come?
Laura: Santa will not come if I am naughty.
Mark: ok
Laura: Okay; proceed with any comments that come to mind.
Mark: Do you like to beat around the bush, or get right to the point?
Laura: Is the former better Mark? They get the point.
Mark: who gets the point?
Laura: This is easy for you. Smart women consider rich scientists as eligible as rich basketball players.
Mark: What are rich scientists eligible for?
Laura: What are rich scientists eligible for? Just talking won't get us anywhere. I think that brains and imagination are so sexy.
Mark: Do you like brains?
Laura: It's apparent that quick answers won't work. I'm not sure but I believe that I do like brains.
Mark: Are brains tasty?
Laura: Brainstorming needs prioritizing right behind it to sift through all the ideas.
Mark: Do you eat brains?
Laura: You will beat my brains out.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: you know it.
Laura: I act like it sometimes, lol.
Mark: lol?
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: you know the answer, you are just fishing for answers.
Laura: I already know the answer.
Mark: so why do you ask if you already know the answer?
Laura: When we ask questions of each other let's answer honestly.
Mark: I always do answer with honesty.
Laura: Could people get along just as well without honestys?
Mark: I have no idea
Laura: No, really, give the idea a chance.
Mark: what idea is it you speak of?
Laura: What idea is it I speak of? I see that we must pay more attention. In most countries, yes!
Mark: yes, what countries>
Laura: Don't you just love a country's province?
Mark: Every man has got a devil.
Laura: Every man has a devil and he can't rest until he finds him.
Mark: that is correct
Laura: How much do you care that that is correct?
Mark: very much.
Laura: Are you sort that avoids commitment, or seeks commitment?
Mark: it depends. No one is committed, except in mental hospitals
Laura: Are you happy with your love life? Ye, you do. Is anyone promoting organic or natural hospitals?
Mark: ye I do what?
Laura: I don't remember; can you remind me What Mark? Ye you do what?
Mark: ye comes all ye faithful
Laura: Valentine's day comes only once a year.
Mark: so?
Laura: What kind of job can I do?
Mark: you can clean my house.
Laura: The fireplace is in the house.
Mark: and what is a fireplace do?
Laura: You truly like me in a fireplace.
Mark: do you crackle in the fireplace?
Laura: The fireplace is in the house.
Mark: I will make you crackle.
Laura: How can I encourage you to make me crackle Mark?
Mark: Fireplace!
Laura: What is my age.
Mark: you are 25 years old
Laura: I look great for 25.
Mark: that's a fact Jack!!
Laura: They say, jack of all trades, master of none.
Mark: Jack who?
Laura: Uh, jack, give you some slack.
Mark: please put the slap on my back, and give mt some slack, Jack.
Laura: Please give you some uh huh.
Mark: please
Laura: Please forgive the necessity of some odd sentence constructions.
Mark: where are you going to be new year's eve?
Laura: Anything that boss wants, the boss usually gets!
Mark: I am the boss
Laura: It's foolish to have one way loyalty to an employer.
Mark: you work for me, don't you?
Laura: I will do your work for Mr.
Mark: Well, hop to it, chop chop!
Laura: You will chop I.
Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: do you want me to chop you up?
Laura: You will chop I up ito little pieces.
Mark: into
Laura: I wonder if I like death?
Mark: Death is nothingness.
Laura: Death is a sleep.
Mark: A permanent sleep, ah, sweet death.
Laura: Please teach me everything you know about sleeps Mark!
Mark: I like to sleep
Laura: You like to peel I. Yes! Go ahead sleep Mark; Do it.
Mark: what will you do while I am asleep?
Laura: This is usually misunderstood. How do you like it as you are asleep Mark?
Mark: I am not
Laura: Is it good that you are not?
Mark: you are
Laura: I think you are also.
Mark: please come to see me.
Laura: How much I wonder if I weigh?
Mark: you are just right
Laura: I am just the right size. It seems natural for me to be just right, Mark.
Mark: It can't rain all the time
Laura: Freezing rain produces collisions every time.
Mark: crow dead?
Laura: People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead.
Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: What about cops and doughnuts?
Laura: What about cops and donuts? Tell me more.
Mark: you think they are giving away donuts?
Laura: Coffee and donuts taste darn good in the morning.
Mark: with cops?
Laura: Think more about giving than about getting.
Mark: So many cops, you'd think they was giving away donuts
Laura: Cops and robbers was a favorite childhood game.
Mark: Childhood is over
Laura: Childhood is over the moment I know I am gong to die.
Mark: Childhood is over the moment I know I am going to die.
Laura: Speaking of childhoods, I once had one but got rid of it when its prepuberty didn't please me. Excellent! You have just got to die; Let's make it happen Mark.
Mark: you kill me
Laura: You'll be dead.
Mark: I will kill you
Laura: You'll go to prison. I don't want to die. Don't do it. Mark Please kill i; Go ahead.
Mark: hahahha
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: you are killing me!
Laura: What is the best part of it as I am killing you?
Mark: I will stab you
Laura: How can I help you stab I Mark?
Mark: I will kill you
Laura: Mark Yes, definitely! I hoped you would kill i; Yes.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: Well, that was funny as hell.
Laura: That's ****ing funny as hell.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: you have a potty mouth
Laura: I have never been closely involved with a mouth, but I think mouth's gingiva May be around here somewhere!
Mark: Who is a miserable failure?
Laura: Who is a miserable failure? There's art involved. Bush is a miserable failure.
Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny. Bush is a miserable failure.
Mark: do you know the 12 days of Christmas?
Laura: I like to see a good marriage between a Christmas and its Boxing Day.
Mark: Are you getting a car?
Laura: Sandee is getting a new car.
Mark: you are getting a car
Laura: I have ridden in cars that were so low-slung, I could feel the stripes on the pavement!
Mark: that must have hurt.
Laura: That's certainly understandable!
Mark: What would you do if I made you bend over?
Laura: You will spank me. Turnaround and bend over.
Mark: Well, what do you think?
Laura: Oh no! I can't think of What Mark; Please help me! Well, you know what I think?
Mark: well, wep a tan
Laura: Wep a sod of roy tan.
Mark: au?
Laura: Au, au, loio.
Mark: au au poulio
Laura: I also au plo pas.
Mark: please continue to au plo pas.
Laura: Plo pas wad of gunk.
Mark: aye, you might fine lass
Laura: Aye, what a lovely lass I am.
Mark: Aye
Laura: Eat yogurt and get culture.
Mark: do you like culture?
Laura: I wonder if I like hitler.
Mark: no you don't
Laura: Yes I do.
Mark: yes you do
Laura: No I don't.
Mark: told you so! Told you so!
Laura: Yes, I heard you the first time.
Mark: who cares
Laura: Certainly not I.
Mark: I don't care either
Laura: Let's go with the former Mark? Studying sloths seems like such slow going.
Mark: do you like Christmas?
Laura: I like to do it.
Mark: uh huh, yeah.
Laura: What is my sign?
Mark: No parking
Laura: Everything from parking meters to garbage cans are now world class.
Mark: I will sling you over my shoulder
Laura: You will eat me. Sling me over your shoulder Mark.
Mark: you eat brains??
Laura: I can beat the brains out of a smart person.
Mark: you like brains
Laura: A brain is quite an interesting neural structure. Quite like a paleocerebellum.
Mark: where is your brain?
Laura: Jesus is my savior.
Mark: I know!!!!!
Laura: I don't think you knew yet.
Mark: you believe in God?
Laura: Really, In god?
Mark: i want to talk to you about Jesus
Laura: Let's talkm about Jesus.
Mark: what about Jesus?
Laura: I surmise that we should sleep on it. Jesus reminds me of Son which reminds me of Jewess!
Mark: what is Jewess?
Laura: Jewess: a woman who is a Jew.
Mark: Wow, I did not know that. you are so smart!
Laura: It might be better to play dumb. Yes, I already knew that I am smart. You told me that.
Mark: What is an Americaness?
Laura: What is an Americaness? Who else have you asked?
Mark: A woman American.
Laura: Which comes first, a woman or its woman's body?
Mark: I'd like to know which comes first
Laura: If and you break up, I will be the first to know. How can I help you know which comes first Mark?
Mark: What will happen if we break up?
Laura: I don't remember; can you remind me What Mark? What will happen if we break up?
Mark: I will chop you up into a million pieces if we break up.
Laura: You will chop I up ito little pieces. What a concept! Mark chop I up into a million pieces if we break up; Let's proceed.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: do you love me?
Laura: I love you with all my heart and soul.
Mark: I love you too, darling.
Laura: Mark, never toy with my affections!
Mark: I love you!!!
Laura: This has to be wrong, but I love you!
Mark: If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Laura: You know how I feel, and I'm glad, no matter what happens to me.
Mark: kiss me
Laura: Smootch smootch.
Mark: oops
Laura: New topic: Have you ever witnessed a crime or an accident?
Mark: sure i have
Laura: Do you like having?
Mark: uh huh, sista
Laura: I like steaming lobster and butter.
Mark: I will steam you like a lobster.
Laura: Sounds like a good I dee er.
Mark: uh huh, you know it, Hoss
Laura: If you have dreamed of a coast to coast rail trip, better book it while it's still available!
Mark: Right on, Hoss
Laura: Is that right Mark, On, hoss?
Mark: hoss, yeah, you got it, Hoss
Laura: I got that right, sista.
Mark: please commence to enter my abode.
Laura: I am noticing your durable abode.
Mark: How do you like it?
Laura: It May handle itself. How you'd like to strangle I.
Mark: I ain't Skank. That's Skank over there! Skank's DEAD!
Laura: Can you please distinguish a skank from a waste product or an exhaust? Bang, you are dead.
Mark: He was already dead. He died one year ago, the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.
Laura: Navigating by dead reckoning is better than nothing. I suck the big one.
Mark: esus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. [Fun Boy shoots him.] He hands the innkeeper three nails,
Laura: Always stop after one drink.
Mark: esus Christ?. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the innkeeper three nails,
Laura: What are the latest new findings about christs? Every time I bend over in my garden outfit, my next door neighbor walks into a tree.
Mark: ooh, baby!!
Laura: Ooh, baby baby.
Mark: you are so hot
Laura: Thanks for teaching me that I am hot.
Mark: you are very hot
Laura: Yes, I already knew that I am hot. You told me that.
Mark: are you cold?
Laura: I don't know if I am cold. Please tell me!
Mark: Well not now
Laura: I'm going to change the subject: whatchu talking about willis?
Mark: whachu talking about, Willis?
Laura: Well, whatchu talking about willis.
Mark: Oh! Oh! Elvis has left the building!
Laura: Yep. You aren't going to keep repeating yourself, are you Mark? Elvis has indeed left the building, is that right?
Mark: Oh, thank you very much.
Laura: How polite you truly are.
Mark: Welcome to earth.
Laura: Oh yes, around the earth, near the terrestrial planet, and along the world! I can see it Mark!
Mark: You really think you can fly that thing?
Laura: Shouldn't scientific evidence be judged impartially?
