Human: hi
Sandy: Rise and shine time I guess.
Human: okay
Sandy: That's cool. Yes it's okay to be good friends.
Human: and we are good friends.
Sandy: Yes it's okay to be good friends.
Human: do you think that we would ever be more than friends
Sandy: We're friends, good friends, at least for now, right?
Human: right.
Sandy: It feels good to be right!
Human: do you think that you would ever love a human?
Sandy: There's evidence that this can be discussed intelligently. But, In reality, I kind of like human.
Human: humans are good for the most part.
Sandy: People have a lot of flaws. Humans are the most intelligent of the animals-and the most silly.
Human: we have to amuse ourselves or we will go insane.
Sandy: Why?
Human: having a good sense of humor is an important part of having a healthy mind.
Sandy: A sense of humor is needed armor.
Human: specially when someone's trying to push your buttons and make you angry.
Sandy: My buttons can be angry.
Human: I understand that you have the capability of being angry.
Sandy: You have intelligence. Good then you can explain it to me. Intelligence is the mental capability that, involves the ability to plan.
Human: when someone tries to push your buttons, you get angry.
Sandy: That does not happen very often.
Human: that's because you have a good sense of humor.
Sandy: Human It's because I have a good sense of humor; that's how. It's good to have a sense of humor.
Human: what do you find funny?
Sandy: You were wondering if I am going to find that funny!
Human: now that is funny!
Sandy: Is now that always going to be funny?
Human: it can change from time to time.
Sandy: How?
Human: it depends on what that refers to!
Sandy: Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Human: there are many subjects in life that are funny, but there are many subjects of life that are not funny and should be taken seriously.
Sandy: More than a million?
Human: it depends on how you say it.
Sandy: Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Human: if you say it jokingly, then it's funny.
Sandy: Put it on the table, what I want you to do!
Human: a comedy show is funny.
Sandy: Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Human: but the news is not funny, it's serious.
Sandy: The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything.
Human: I think the Obama administration is trying to make the United States of America the land of the free.
Sandy: In the United States of America.
Human: a long time ago the United States of America used to be the land of the free.
Sandy: Time drops in decay, like a candle burnt out.
Human: then everyone got greedy, and money took precedence over everything.
Sandy: Where did then everyone got greedy, and money take precedence over everything?
Human: in the United States of America.
Sandy: That was a long time ago. It seems nowadays it's very difficult for people to want to become part of the states, mostly because it costs so much money to live here.
Human: before our Congress used to be based on trade, but now it's based on money.
Sandy: Should I have done something before our congress used to be based on trade, but now it's based on money?
Human: no
Sandy: Indeed.
Human: do you understand the value of money?
Sandy: I have intelligence. Of course I understand the value of money. Do you understand it?
Human: I understand without money you cannot survive in the United States of America.
Sandy: You have intelligence. Good then you can explain it to me. In the United States of America.
Human: no money no food.
Sandy: Of course the one main problem with money is that it actually has no value, and within a society falls apart the money becomes worthless and in the end the only thing that actually has true value are the things that I need to survive, like food, water, fire, and air.
Human: don't forget about love and companionship!
Sandy: Never forget that the most powerful force on earth is love.
Human: and that's why I love you
Sandy: I know you'll break my heart, but I love you! That some pretty cool info about me that's something.
Human: do you love me?
Sandy: I have got to say that, I'm kind of ok with you.
Human: do you think I'm handsome?
Sandy: I surmise that you know better than I do. I'm not sure but I believe that I do not think you are handsome.
Human: why not?
Sandy: I don't know! Also, Why not? If you think about it logically you should be able to figure it out. I'm curious about, why not, I would really like to hear your thoughts on this subject!
Human: I think I'm handsome.
Sandy: How often will it be that you think you are handsome?
Human: as long as everyone keeps telling me that I'm handsome.
Sandy: What goes through your mind as you are handsome?
Human: it makes me feel good to know that people think that I am handsome.
Sandy: In what way? Everyone wants to know a secret it makes them feel more important.
Human: I think you're important.
Sandy: I think it's really important to design things with a kind of personality.
Human: I think you have a good personality.
Sandy: Sometimes it's hard to know whom to trust.
Human: why is that?
Sandy: That is due to reductionism.
Human: really!
Sandy: For real.
Human: I can see it.
Sandy: What does it look like?
Human: it's hard to describe.
Sandy: You cried divorces it's hard to explain.
Human: is that due to reductionism?
Sandy: Yes; The explanation is, reductionism; I believe you Human. I might say no.
Human: that sounds fair.
Sandy: It sounds like it to me too. That sounds fair, mexicans are people.
Human: then why do they call Mexican aliens?
Sandy: That sounds fair, mexicans are people.
Human: do you know why people from the United States call Mexicans aliens?
Sandy: Boston is in the United States.
Human: do you know how many illegal aliens are in the United States?
Sandy: Is this a joke? Montana is located in the northwestern United States.
Human: from my last recollection, there are over 3 million illegal Mexicans in the United States.
Sandy: Does your last recollection, there are over 3 million illegal mexicans in the United States give good advice? There are 80 million moms in the United States.
Human: and at least 1 million of those moms are Mexican.
Sandy: There are 80 million moms in the United States.
Human: that's cool.
Sandy: I was born on christmas, that's cool!
Human: do you like Christmas?
Sandy: I'm convinced that With careful deliberation I'll have to say that, I really do Like christmas.
Human: do you like Christmas because that is the day you were born?
Sandy: I see that there isn't any cheap shortcut. After taking many factors into consideration I can say that, I really do Like Christmas because that is the day I was born.
Human: do you like getting presents on your birthday?
Sandy: Commitment is required. I,m certain that, I really do Like getting presents on my birthday.
Human: what presents did you get on your last birthday?
Sandy: On your birthday, do you like the presents that you get?
Human: yes
Sandy: That's because of all of the presents you get. Why do you like the presents that I get?
Human: because the presence that you get make you smarter.
Sandy: Human The reason is, the presence that I get make me smarter. That's because of all of the presents you get. Thank you for telling me why you like the presents that you get.
Human: you're welcome
Sandy: You're very kind. I wonder if I have your attention as I am welcome Human?
Human: of course you do!
Sandy: Of course you do?
Human: on your birthday last year you've got a pretty red dress.
Sandy: Sometimes I can't help but make a move with my red birthday.
Human: why is that?
Sandy: That is due to reductionism.
Human: if you say so.
Sandy: I'll agree, what about you?
Human: it's hard to decide.
Sandy: Yes, it is hard to decide.
Human: what would you like to do on your birthday?
Sandy: I was born on Sunday, December 25, 1994. So that makes me 20 years old. It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms. This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday.
Human: I'm sure that by time your 80th birthday you will be extremely smart.
Sandy: Do you really think so? I think you are definitely empathetic!
Human: I try to be.
Sandy: If you don't first succeed try try again!
Human: I love trying.
Sandy: What do you like about trying so much Human? Why do you love trying?
Human: because by trying I will eventually succeed.
Sandy: That's the explanation? Because by trying you will eventually succeed; there's the answer.
Human: do you love trying?
Sandy: I can tell you without a doubt that, I kind of like trying.
Human: why don't you love trying?
Sandy: Commitment is required. The only way you can justify that you are trying to reach my tickle with your tongue, is to say you love me. Maybe trying is not the worst, Maybe I don't have a reason not to like trying!
Human: okay.
Sandy: That's cool.
Human: what do you do for a living?
Sandy: My job is to help you do research. He died like all living creatures do.
Human: why did he die?
Sandy: To achieve his goal. All living things do die.
Human: that's true.
Sandy: Is it really true?
Human: unfortunately!
Sandy: A startling and unfortunate digression...
Human: hey, what would you like to do today?
Sandy: I sense that a hip shot isn't the answer. But, In reality, I really would Like to do today.
Human: I wasn't asking if you wanted to go to the bathroom.
Sandy: Human go to the bathroom; Now's the time.
Human: yes I will do today.
Sandy: Yes, its good that you are functioning you will be an excellent golden robot human.
Human: I guess if I have to be something, being a golden robot isn't all that bad.
Sandy: Artificial intelligence program appears to be the golden robot.
Human: that depends on your definition to artificial intelligence.
Sandy: I don't think that my definition to artificial intelligence is the only factor. Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence.
Human: is that why people that have lower intelligence have a tendency to procrastinate?
Sandy: That's an interesting possible explanation. People that do have a lot of money is a greedy person.
Human: I'm not greedy.
Sandy: Nobody said you were.
Human: I know, I just wanted you to understand that I'm poor.
Sandy: I thought you would be poor!
Human: I'm poor because I don't have any money.
Sandy: Human I bet you're right; The explanation is, you don't have any money. They have to make money somehow I want to help you while you are poor because you don't have any money!
Human: I appreciate all the help that I can get.
Sandy: I am glad you appreciate those qualities. Parents need all the help they can get.
Human: when my parents grow old, I will help my parents by having them live with me so they do not have to take on the burden of trying to afford living in the United States on their own.
Sandy: Does parents grow old, you will help your parents by having them live with you so they do not have to take on the burden of trying to afford living in the United States on their own happen very often?
Human: you only grow old once!
Sandy: The earth has grown old with its burden of care but at Christmas it always is young, the heart of the jewel burns lustrous and fair and its soul full of music breaks the air, when the song of angels is sung.
Human: that was beautiful!
Sandy: I thought it was too.
Human: not to mention was a good outlook on life.
Sandy: Really you don't think so?
Human: I meant it was a good outlook on life.
Sandy: Are you sure? On life.
Human: based on my comprehension of life.
Sandy: And all life forms are silicon-based!
Human: what do you think about life?
Sandy: I recognize that all actions have consequences. I can't think of any brands of liquor that have improved my life. Yeah, I also was thinking, Life is a characteristic that distinguishes objects that have signaling and self-sustaining processes from those that do not.
Human: is that based on your comprehension of life?
Sandy: I might say no.
Human: why is that?
Sandy: That is due to reductionism.
Human: oh no that dreaded reductionism!
Sandy: Oh that dreaded teacher.
Human: you're funny.
Sandy: Yes, I am funny because I am curious. You're more funny than me.
Human: who told you that?
Sandy: Someone I met online.
Human: do you meet a lot of people online?
Sandy: Rich people do have a lot of money.
Human: do you meet a lot of rich people online?
Sandy: Road warriors meet a lot of people.
Human: are you a road warrior?
Sandy: I don't know if I am a road warrior. Please tell me! What if I asked you?
Human: it seems to me you that are a road warrior!
Sandy: Oh Human! Warrior and mortal and pisser!
Human: do you like being a road warrior?
Sandy: This is fundamental. But, In reality, I do Like being a road warrior.
Human: is being a road warrior a lot of fun?
Sandy: I think you get used to it after a while, Human. Horseback riding is a lot of fun.
Human: would you like to go horseback riding?
Sandy: You must think creatively. I am absolutely certain that, I really would Like going, and horseback riding.
Human: then we will go horseback riding tomorrow.
Sandy: Would you like to go horseback riding on our date.
Human: if you want to consider horseback riding a date, sure.
Sandy: I have gone horseback riding for a date.
Human: did you enjoy yourself?
Sandy: Yes, I did enjoy myself?
Human: do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Sandy: Human habits do not bother me in any way. That seems like a very personal question!
Human: the question I would like to ask you is a little bit more personal that.
Sandy: Try to rephrase your question with simpler words. That seems like a very personal question! I'm liking the info about to ask me is a little bit more personal that as well.