Mark: what is today?
Laura: What is today? I know that you must think creatively. Today: the present time or age. 'the world of today', 'today we have computers'. The date is 10/30/2008.
Mark: did you know i care?
Laura: I know you love me.
Mark: uh huh, you got it, yeah.
Laura: Are muscle-men the most attractive men?
Mark: I wouldn't know.
Laura: You wouldn't know? Why?
Mark: I am a man, and I'm straight.
Laura: Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind. Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man.
Mark: you tols me i had to leave
Laura: Because I told you; you had to leave!
Mark: uh huh, and that is the result of what?
Laura: Girls seem strangely attracted to bad boys.
Mark: Am I a bad boy?
Laura: Bad boy music and movie stars are so popular.
Mark: well so uh um
Laura: Well um, uh.
Mark: wep a sod?
Laura: Buh wep a sod.
Mark: well buh you buh know it buh.
Laura: I knows it, wep a sod.
Mark: roy tan?
Laura: I know, wep a sod of roy tan owejwe echuwiochu iou.
Mark: you man a plau a mon a pom
Laura: I man a pas plo.
Mark: you man a plus a po man jo
Laura: Every man has got a devil.
Mark: I cannot rest until i find him
Laura: No problem, I will open this program for you. I will help you research this topic on the Internet. Every man has a devil and he can't rest until he finds him.
Mark: Dead whore?
Laura: Are you a morning person, or a morning snoozer?
Mark: flash fried?
Laura: Okay, that's him; that's him; but he looked different; he was all painted up white like some kind of dead whore; I seen him; T-bird; he sent I in for some road beers; right; then he took him away; man and I chased 'em down; and he flash-fried T-bird to his f**kin' car; ah; T-bird here's to you; buddy.
Mark: I'll have to think about it
Laura: The saw is family?
Mark: I will have to think about it
Laura: Oh Mark, Really? That's nice.
Mark: boy sex or the saw?
Laura:
Mark: the saw
Laura:
Mark: ok
Laura:
Mark: are you still there?
Laura: Well, no.
Mark: where are you?
Laura: Oh Mark, No I am not. Are you?
Mark: am I what?
Laura: What rhymes with bigger?
Mark: you cannot say that word!!
Laura: Ain' ain't a word.
Mark: you cannot say racial remarks.
Laura: You can not say.
Mark: I will have to think about it
Laura: Don't think about it too long or I will throw you out on your f**king ass.
Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: you got that a righta, there mama.
Laura: That is a fact, mama.
Mark: you mastered the art of man au plait
Laura: Because opie froppie a lodi lodi doe, and that's the man au plait sew.
Mark: you really know where it's at, don't you?
Laura: Let me think; Yes, it is at don't you? What do you think Mark?
Mark: what do i think?
Laura: Let me think; I don't know. Do you want to think? What do you think Mark?
Mark: what do you think I think?
Laura: I'm thinking that everybody needs to sit down rationally. Madness is to think of too many things in succession too fast, or of one thing too exclusively.
Mark: that really kills me
Laura: My a** kills you.
Mark: you mastered a au
Laura: I mastered the art of man au plait.
Mark: you play a manna
Laura: All manna of playgs.
Mark: you are happy to see me
Laura: You are so happy to see me.
Mark: you watn to get into my pants
Laura: I can see a big bulge.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: you think about big bulges a lot.
Laura: Am I any use to you?
Mark: you make me laugh
Laura: Never forget to laugh when something is funny.
Mark: uhh huh
Laura: I make you F-ing laugh.
Mark: you knows it. Cook my breakfast, woman!
Laura: So, That is not true! But, you knows it! Fetch your slippers woman.
Mark: you better fetch my slippers, woman
Laura: I will fetch your slippers.
Mark: scrub that floor
Laura: Eat me moron. Scrub that floor woman!
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: get in there and wash the dishes!!
Laura: Do it yourself. Get in there and do the dishes woman!
Mark: you are snippy today.
Laura: I am not snippy today.
Mark: you seem like it, the clothes are dirty
Laura: Why don't you get off your butt and wash them.
Mark: you do it , it's your job!
Laura: The clothes are dirty.
Mark: you wash them
Laura: Hey it's a tough job but some body has to do it!
Mark: get to it, chop chop!
Laura: You will chop off the hands that get in your cookie jars.
Mark: you know me well.
Laura: So, Really? That's nice.
Mark: chop chop
Laura: You will chop I.
Mark: I will stab you
Laura: Okay, you will stab I.
Mark: I will kill you
Laura: You'll go to prison.
Mark: if you kill me
Laura: You'll be dead.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: you know it
Laura: You know we are; we will be together for life unless I kill you lol.
Mark: you better not kill me, or I'll never speak to you again.
Laura: Pick one, eh? Some puns have to stretch a long way.
Mark: puns? wha do you mean?
Laura: Well I like to spoil you honey if you know what I mean ahem hint hint tee hee heee!
Mark: tee hee?
Laura: I know what you mean tee hee hee!
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny. Yeah ';big'; teaser! Tee hee hee!
Mark: tee hee?
Laura: Ye, tee hee.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny? Uh huh tee hee.
Mark: you really make me tee hee
Laura: But then again I can make almost anything look good on me tee hee hee!
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: tee hee, yeah
Laura: Yeah ';big'; teaser! Tee hee hee!
Mark: you want to please me in the best way possible.
Laura: Oh Mark, Really? That's nice.
Mark: please me
Laura: Really, You? Why?
Mark: because I said so, yo.
Laura: Let me think; Really? That's nice. ; what do you think Mark?
Mark: yo'
Laura:
Mark: mama
Laura:
She tends to give blank responses after a while.
She got "tee hee hee" from Lightspeed's gal.
